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Idle Amalgam: Mar 7, 2008; said I'm never lackin'
always pistol packin'
with them automatics
we gon' send 'em to Heaven

MvC

Mason: Hal maybe?
Vig: lowest post count end of day even if it was me
Cop: one of SIV or Cena

# ? Feb 11, 2021 16:56

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# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:15

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

me or anyone would have been fine, this feels a little self conscious

well I can't exactly play vig mason cop with me in there.

Still voting you for being anti cat

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:07

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

spacing in vienna posted:

well I can't exactly play vig mason cop with me in there.

Still voting you for being anti cat

HmmMMm

##vote SiV

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:10

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

SiV is being a bit too cagey imo

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:10

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

Sandwolf posted:

HmmMMm

##vote SiV

Whoa!

Ok buddy ##vote SiV

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:11

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Wouldn't be d1 without Sandwolf voting me

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:12

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Hal Insandenza posted:

Whoa!

Ok buddy ##vote SiV

great sands sand alike

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:12

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Voodoofly posted:

Deadline is in 3 hours. I�m not going to pretend I have strong feelings on anyone.

In that sense I�m fine with my vote on grandi. I sort of agree with CCK that his early posts were a little forced. The biggest �scumtell� I could point to is saying he would cop himself as his posts are off. I know it�s a joke but there is some slight truth to scum players pay way more attention to how their own posts appear.

This is pretty weak, even for day 1, but it�s plurality. I don�t like voting players I�ve never played with d1 which is Obama, IA and rhymes. Of the rest nothing really stands out. I�m also happy to vote Cena. I believe he spaced on the game but at the same time no content is worth a d1 vote for me. I might swap after kid drop off.

spacing in vienna posted:

well I can't exactly play vig mason cop with me in there.

Still voting you for being anti cat

Damned if you do damned if you don't apparently SiV. I kept myself in there and got called out, you considered leaving yourself out and got called out.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:14

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Grandicap posted:

Damned if you do damned if you don't apparently SiV. I kept myself in there and got called out, you considered leaving yourself out and got called out.

no, Grandi, you answered the question, SiV dodged it twice for no discernible reason

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:18

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

no, Grandi, you answered the question, SiV dodged it twice for no discernible reason

And grandi got voted for it anyway, hence his point.

The only winning move is not to play, cat-hater.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:20

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Sandwolf posted:

no, Grandi, you answered the question, SiV dodged it twice for no discernible reason

She was asking clarifiers, there wasn't a point in which she said she wasn't going to answer it.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:20

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Grandicap posted:

Damned if you do damned if you don't apparently SiV. I kept myself in there and got called out, you considered leaving yourself out and got called out.

To be fair I�m voting you for your dog hating. The rest was just me trying to rationalize a vote.

Grandi: who do you want to vote? Because I�m really not sure I want to vote you and I�m having trouble determining if scum would let you sit at vote leader (with 2 votes I know) this close to deadline.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:20

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

I am declaring that I am in a silent masonry with SiV. We cannot talk out of thread and have no additional powers. But I am making this move in solidarity with her.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:21

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

no, Grandi, you answered the question, SiV dodged it twice for no discernible reason

Grandicap posted:

She was asking clarifiers, there wasn't a point in which she said she wasn't going to answer it.

Also the "dodged twice" makes it sound like I didn't get jumped on for asking for clarifiers, at which point you can't win anyway.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:24

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Grandicap posted:

I am declaring that I am in a silent masonry with SiV. We cannot talk out of thread and have no additional powers. But I am making this move in solidarity with her.

I accept Grandi's silent masonry.

There are invisible cat pictures. I hope that's amenable to you.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:25

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Voodoofly posted:

To be fair I�m voting you for your dog hating. The rest was just me trying to rationalize a vote.

Grandi: who do you want to vote? Because I�m really not sure I want to vote you and I�m having trouble determining if scum would let you sit at vote leader (with 2 votes I know) this close to deadline.

I didn't realize deadline was this afternoon. My vote is sitting on Hal because of his puppy monster comment, so that's not where I'd really like to go.
I'm probably leaning sandwolf right now because I think the push he is manifesting on SiV is coming from a scummy perspective.

Actually, his mason vig cop post is pretty suspect too

Sandwolf posted:

Vig mason cop

Cena SiV Grandi

Vig: Cena cuz if he�s scum I won�t catch it
Mason: Grandi cuz he was a mod in Cookfia and I enjoyed chatting with him a lot
Cop: SiV because I would like to know if she is town

No actual alignment calls, trying to make it appear as if he is driving content, but it is a white noise post. The vig and cop bit are supposed to be your scum leans, but both of them for Sandwolf are not because of suspicion but from a null read PoV.

And him calling out Keane for his cop breadcrumb too. Doesn't matter if Keane was doing a gag or not, drawing attention to it is anti-town.

##vote Sandwolf

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:25

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

##vote Cena

Might just be a placeholder as I want to look again once I�m back home. Sand and SiV probably deserve a reread from me.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:36

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Actually the vig was before cena even confirmed I think

Because I remember thinking at first that sand had hosed up because cena wasn't in this game

Vig mason cop cuddle
Cena sand grandi my cats

Vig Sandwolf because he's anti cat, and because the last time he did a bs push onto me he was scum trying to get me rattled, but I have decided this game to embrace Zen and not give any fucks

Mason grandi, he's got a really logical approach to the game and I'd like the chance to hang out out of thread. And invisible mason solidarity obvs

Cop Cena, see whether his "I'm in this game honest brb" post was his scum bros nudging him or just a brain fart

Cuddle my cats because they are fluffy

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:38

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Grandicap posted:

She was asking clarifiers, there wasn't a point in which she said she wasn't going to answer it.

dude she was very clearly not going to answer it until I made a stink about it, even then the response she just gave is mostly a joke response

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:40

Grandicap: Feb 8, 2006

Sandwolf posted:

dude she was very clearly not going to answer it until I made a stink about it, even then the response she just gave is mostly a joke response

No?
How is her response worse than yours?
How are the more than half the thread who didn't play your content game any worse? You are attempting to push a narrative that doesn't make sense.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:46

spacing in vienna: Jan 4, 2007; people they want us to fall down
but we won't ever touch the ground
we're perfectly balanced, we float around
til no one is here, do you hear the sound?; Lipstick Apathy

Sandwolf posted:

dude she was very clearly not going to answer it until I made a stink about it, even then the response she just gave is mostly a joke response

No, what happened was you called out me asking a question as being sus

And at that point if I don't answer I'm "continuing to dodge," but if I do, it's "only answering under pressure," so you've got me in a bs no win situation which you can call shady either way, and hope I react so you can call THAT shady.

Also, "mostly a joke response" even though I gave legit reasonings for my picks, and your vig was on the person who hadn't confirmed yet.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:49

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Grandicap posted:

No?
How is her response worse than yours?
How are the more than half the thread who didn't play your content game any worse? You are attempting to push a narrative that doesn't make sense.

not really, SiV's first two responses were cagey (Hal noticed it too), and then you come in and start awkwardly white-knighting, and only then does SiV answer it AND makes sure to add an additional joke in there which I can't tell is to try to make it look more innocent or if it's just painfully aware that her answer will be more scrutinized, putting me as the vig choice again feels forced, tryna force reads (which is exactly why the question would be hard to answer in the first place)

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:49

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

I could believe SiV made those posts cuz she was just struggling to get into the game but something here feels like 'doubling down.'

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:51

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Sandwolf posted:

dude she was very clearly not going to answer it until I made a stink about it, even then the response she just gave is mostly a joke response

So? Scum aren't going to get nervous about a basic D1 content game

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:51

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Retro Futurist posted:

So? Scum aren't going to get nervous about a basic D1 content game

then who's scum

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:54

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

I didn't realize deadline was this afternoon. My vote is sitting on Hal because of his puppy monster comment, so that's not where I'd really like to go.
I'm probably leaning sandwolf right now because I think the push he is manifesting on SiV is coming from a scummy perspective.

Actually, his mason vig cop post is pretty suspect too

No actual alignment calls, trying to make it appear as if he is driving content, but it is a white noise post. The vig and cop bit are supposed to be your scum leans, but both of them for Sandwolf are not because of suspicion but from a null read PoV.

And him calling out Keane for his cop breadcrumb too. Doesn't matter if Keane was doing a gag or not, drawing attention to it is anti-town.

##vote Sandwolf

LMAO get him Grandicap!!!!

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:57

Opopanax: Aug 8, 2007; I HEX YE!!!

Grandi

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:57

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Grandicap posted:

I didn't realize deadline was this afternoon. My vote is sitting on Hal because of his puppy monster comment, so that's not where I'd really like to go.
I'm probably leaning sandwolf right now because I think the push he is manifesting on SiV is coming from a scummy perspective.

Actually, his mason vig cop post is pretty suspect too

No actual alignment calls, trying to make it appear as if he is driving content, but it is a white noise post. The vig and cop bit are supposed to be your scum leans, but both of them for Sandwolf are not because of suspicion but from a null read PoV.

And him calling out Keane for his cop breadcrumb too. Doesn't matter if Keane was doing a gag or not, drawing attention to it is anti-town.

##vote Sandwolf

My vote is sitting on Hal. Anyway, time to vote Sandwolf.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 17:58

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

also going to personally say 'you're welcome' to the scumteam for pointing out Keane's very legit cop-claim, I know you dumb loving morons wouldn't have seen it if I didn't point it out, so, you owe me one

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:00

CCKeane: Jan 28, 2008; my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Sandwolf posted:

also going to personally say 'you're welcome' to the scumteam for pointing out Keane's very legit cop-claim, I know you dumb loving morons wouldn't have seen it if I didn't point it out, so, you owe me one

I never claimed cop, wow you're reading a lot into my posts. It's not like I said, and this is an example of what I didn't say, "Ignore my previous statements, I am the cop, the cop with investigation powers, in this game of weekend at Bernie's mafia, don't let me weasel out of this, I am an officer of the law."

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:03

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

CCKeane posted:

I never claimed cop, wow you're reading a lot into my posts. It's not like I said, and this is an example of what I didn't say, "Ignore my previous statements, I am the cop, the cop with investigation powers, in this game of weekend at Bernie's mafia, don't let me weasel out of this, I am an officer of the law."

well if you had said that, everything would be different

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:04

Hal Incandenza: Feb 12, 2004

CCKeane posted:

My vote is sitting on Hal. Anyway, time to vote Sandwolf.

Please don�t sit on me Keane, that makes me uncomfortable

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:09

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

spacing in vienna posted:

This was like 10 hours or so ago, and deadline is in 3.

i went to bed

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:19

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

Retro Futurist posted:

##vote grandi If I had a vig I would use it, sir

i do not believe you to be this cool.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:22

STING 64: Oct 20, 2006

vig sandwolf mason keane cop siv

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:24

Sandwolf: Jan 23, 2007; i'll be harpo

Cena would you be okay if we killed you as a lurker?

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:33

Voodoofly: Jul 3, 2002; Some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help

Do we know how ties work in this game? I know how I used to run tiebreaks in plurality but no idea if there is a standard view.

Still not home so posting will be short. Right now my preference of voted folk would be Cena / Grand / SiV / Sand but honestly there isn�t much difference between them.

# ? Feb 11, 2021 18:37