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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Milk truck just arrive.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Truck truck for dispensing trucks for all your needs

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

Colonel Cancer posted:

Truck truck for dispensing trucks for all your needs

like the die hard box truck that breaks the physical laws of the universe by manifesting an ambulance to dispense for the escape.



good truk

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9aVf8BMRMw

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Mother truck

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

SO DEMANDING posted:

gently caress TRUCK



whoa lol

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I have heard dragons like to gently caress trucks

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

onlymarfans.com

Dr. Gojo Shioji posted:

Technicals are the best kind of truck.



yess!!!

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015



I'm true neutral on the Technical Alignment Chart

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

old beast lunatic posted:

like the die hard box truck that breaks the physical laws of the universe by manifesting an ambulance to dispense for the escape.



good truk

Is that the miracle of truck birth??!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Do you think a firetruck fuckled that boxcar cause the babytruck looks nothing like its mommy

Cobra Commander
Jan 18, 2011



Truckin' OP's mom.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Most trucks can tow but this truck is for when you need to TUG

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

PinheadSlim posted:



I'm true neutral on the Technical Alignment Chart

Where do tugboats fit on this chart :confused:

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
A bus is just a long truck for people

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

A long bun is just a truck for hotdogs

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Hotdogs are a truck for pig lips and pig eyelids, which are trucks for pig mouths and pig eyes.

it might be trucks all the way down.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
In that case legs are just trucks for your body

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

this truck

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ventral EggSac posted:

Hotdogs are a truck for pig lips and pig eyelids, which are trucks for pig mouths and pig eyes.

it might be trucks all the way down.

I would like to learn more about your exciting new philosophy and way of life.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


lol @ the airbags

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

also this truck

BEEP BEEP THATS NOT A TRUCK THATS A JEEP HURRRRRR WAVE WAVE OR ILL SHOOT YOUR SWAMPERS!!!!!! <:mad:>

ITS A JEEP THING AHRHRHRHRHRHRHR IF YOU CAN READ THIS FLIP ME OFF!!!!!!

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I think that is technically a boat when submerged in water

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

numberoneposter posted:

also this truck

BEEP BEEP THATS NOT A TRUCK THATS A JEEP HURRRRRR WAVE WAVE OR ILL SHOOT YOUR SWAMPERS!!!!!! <:mad:>

ITS A JEEP THING AHRHRHRHRHRHRHR IF YOU CAN READ THIS FLIP ME OFF!!!!!!

awwww he's thirsty

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

I would like to learn more about your exciting new philosophy and way of life.

The body is just a truck for the soul, when the soul finally takes off its seatbelt and opens that drivers-side door, you realize that it's just a truck for Thetans,

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

Ventral EggSac posted:

The body is just a truck for the soul, when the soul finally takes off its seatbelt and opens that drivers-side door, you realize that it's just a truck for Thetans,

And this is why we must invite Jesus, to enter our cockpit and grasp firmly the wheel of righteousness

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

And this is why we must invite Jesus, to enter our cockpit and grasp firmly the wheel of righteousness

When there were no tire tracks in the mud beside us, lo, that is when He had us in the back of his Chevy Silverado

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit
Jesus truck is a little harsh on my pal satan


... and also appears to be a van?

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The S peels off and there's a glowing red TR underneath! Truly, the Deceiver nearly fooled us all with his diabolical van.

Ventral EggSac
Dec 3, 2019

Colonel Cancer posted:

The S peels off and there's a glowing red TR underneath! Truly, the Deceiver nearly fooled us all with his diabolical van.

All hail JETHUS, Lord of Trucks

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

My name is truck. And I like to truck.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

PinheadSlim posted:

I'm the ancient sex idols next to the floodlights.



"... and this here's my ol' lady of Willendorf."

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
The internet

Gimmick Poster
Aug 29, 2006
Don't look at your carpet; I drew something awful on it
Truck with demons

Gomi Day
Nov 15, 2007

Trust me, Bill. Large spectacles lend distinction to any countenance, as I have reason to know.
Plaster Town Cop
surprise truck

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

numberoneposter posted:

My name is truck. And I like to truck.

The truckwagon

Gimmick Poster posted:

Truck with demons

You should have no truck with demons

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Boats are like water trucks (also water trucks are trucks)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

squatchin' truck

Dreddout
Oct 1, 2015

You must stay drunk on writing so reality cannot destroy you.
Bagger 293 the king of trucks

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
dumps like a truck truck truck
baby move your butt but but
lemme see it again

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