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1 and 2 seed both narrowly prevailing in the East to preserve the chalk
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Fast Luck posted:1 and 2 seed both narrowly prevailing in the East to preserve the chalk I didn't realize 5th seed was favored over the 4th 
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Western Conference East Berlin[ vs Plzen: East Berlin leads 2-0. Game 1:  Game 2:  Krakow vs Dresden: Krakow leads 2-0. Game 1:  Game 2: 
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I'm sorry, that's 30+ minutes in a playoff game, followed by overtime forcing free throws by Bryn Forbes? I need to lie down.
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Let’s try this againDC Murderverse posted:I am going to make a bold coaching decision for the next two games of my next playoff series:
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DC Murderverse posted:Let’s try this again Oops I swore I did this but I think I know what I did wrong It'll be the next 2 games obviously, just pretend your adjustment came late and not blame the commish if you lose in heartbreaking fashion 
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I might have f ucked this up but I'm pretty sure playoff tatum is 27-83 from beyond the arc woof
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Eastern Conference Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig leads 2-0. Game 1:  Game 2:  Chemnitz vs Pirana: Chemnitz leads 2-0. Game 1:  Game 2: 
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My no strip club strategy has turned Harden into the greatest player of all time in this sim
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The sim really , really likes boston players
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I'm probably losing these ot games because he and durant are gassed but it's too funny for me to stop.kingcobweb posted:Ben SIMmons is a monster Crazy what happens when you build around your best players strengths
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If Tatum scores under 30 we win but unfortunately he averages like 34 in this universe
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48 minutes a game and he only got the triple double once. What a fraud
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Western Conference East Berlin vs Plzen: East Berlin wins 4-1. Game 5:  Krakow vs Dresden: Series tied 3-3. Game 5:  Game 6: 
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Oh god I think we're about to throw a 3-1 lead in the playoffs. Jamal you can't let this happen In game five, Facu had three assists and an and-one in 2.9 minutes of play. Coach should have left him in!
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DeimosRising posted:This pro duke, pro Celtic bias will not stand Jaylen went 9/23 from the field and 2/5 on free throws in a three-point loss, pro-celtic bias my rear end
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Meanwhile Trey Burke has barely been given the chance he deserves to shine Truly hosed
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Eastern Conference Leipzig vs Moscow: Leipzig wins 4-1. Game 5:  Tirana vs Chemnitz: Tied 3-3. Game 5:  Game 6: 
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Fast Luck posted:Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4. In a game without injuries or techs/suspensions...
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Conference Finals baby
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Fast Luck posted:Oof not only did we (Marxists) blow a 3-0 lead, but we were up 12 going into the 4th quarter looking for a sweep in game 4. Come on man, you’ve read history, the Marxists never win in the end
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If they lose the series they will be retroactively named the Revisionists
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The team will split into three completely irrelevant teams next year
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Western Conference Dresden vs Krakow: Dresden wins 4-3. Game 7:  Eastern Conference Chemnitz vs Tirana: Tirana wins 4-3. Game 7: 
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Not a single upset so far aside from the 4-5 seed matchups e: lol somehow missed that being pointed out directly above me
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Western Conference Dresden vs East Berlin: East Berlin leads 2-0. Game 1:  Game 2:  Eastern Conference Tirana vs Leipzig: Tied 1-1. Game 1:  Game 2: 
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When all is said and done Robot Jayson Tatum may have had the best playoffs of all time
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