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lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




https://twitter.com/DanielWienerson/status/1360316276518785027

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
The icon of sin except it's rich and every time you tap it with a rocket it lets out an AIIIIIIDS

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
The “real life” parts of Wandavision are for sure the worst. Magic hacker!

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
Just pretend you don't know anything about computers and all those types of scenes are fine! Of course an astrophysicist would know how to do that!! :haw:

Good episode tho I like how they are ratcheting up the stakes

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

priznat posted:

Just pretend you don't know anything about computers

This is what Black Mirror wants you to do

Clawtopsy
Dec 17, 2009

What a fascinatingly unusual cock. Now, allow me to show you my collection...
I like how there were 0 guards for the critically important computer room

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

super sweet best pal posted:

If half of a movie is going to be slow, that needs to be the first half. A movie that slowly builds up the plot and then steps on the gas for a third act where everything goes to hell and doesn't stop until the end is way more enjoyable than a movie that fizzles out.

Oh, for sure. The Transformers movies are way better Fellowship of the Ring.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Oh, for sure. The Transformers movies are way better Fellowship of the Ring.

Fact

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


priznat posted:

Just pretend you don't know anything about computers and all those types of scenes are fine! Of course an astrophysicist would know how to do that!! :haw:

Good episode tho I like how they are ratcheting up the stakes

If fallout has taught me anything it’s that if you know enough about science, you become an amazing hacker

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Do these punch cans come into play later on? They keep showing him drinking them and crushing the cans.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

ITT I can say I was just Joshing when I said something very stupid yet facetious and it would have two distinct yet wholly accurate meanings.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

ITT I can say I was just Joshing when I said something very stupid yet facetious

so all your posts then?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

luchajones posted:

so all your posts then?
oh poo poo here we go fellas

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Just finished The Kid Detective. I agree that the very end wasn’t as much of a surprise as Jay & Mike made it out to be, but I also can see exactly how they would have absolutely loved that final shot and not want to spoil it.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
i actually enjoyed Willy's Wonderland. tho I'm never gonna watch it again.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

luchajones posted:

Do these punch cans come into play later on? They keep showing him drinking them and crushing the cans.

The movie was made with a 5 million dollars budget, who knows how much of that was for nick.

Its about chuckee cheese robots that murder people.

It coulda been better but it had set up and pay offs the energy drinks were a set up for a joke.

The burn it at the beginning had a pay off.

Its basically a trashy nick cage movie

PG had better production values

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Wait, is there really a Nic Cage showbiz pizza bear game movie?

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

Wait, is there really a Nic Cage showbiz pizza bear game movie?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jO9lc3wzifY

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

LOL the guy in Hollywood debtor's prison made a legally distinct film ripping off a youtube react video inspired video game based on a kid's casino that spun out of a different kid's casino after lawsuits involving licensing issues.

Incredible.

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002

Yeah I’m not seeing what Mike was seeing in last scene in The Kid Detective. It wasn’t really that emotionally weighty or evocative to me and the editing and music on the last shot wasn’t particularly mind blowing or or anything, like, it wasn’t Pulp Fiction’s ending

Did anyone ever see Very Bad Things? imho That was a dark comedy with a more overwhelming final scene

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

AHH F/UGH posted:

Yeah I’m not seeing what Mike was seeing in last scene in The Kid Detective. It wasn’t really that emotionally weighty or evocative to me and the editing and music on the last shot wasn’t particularly mind blowing or or anything, like, it wasn’t Pulp Fiction’s ending

Did anyone ever see Very Bad Things? imho That was a dark comedy with a more overwhelming final scene

I miss kobe tai.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Clawtopsy posted:

The “real life” parts of Wandavision are for sure the worst. Magic hacker!

Any time they cut to the boring MCU stuff I just zone out tbh. Gimme all the sitcom stuff

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Any time they cut to the boring MCU stuff I just zone out tbh. Gimme all the sitcom stuff

Sounds like a bad show then!

A HORNY SWEARENGEN posted:

LOL the guy in Hollywood debtor's prison made a legally distinct film ripping off a youtube react video inspired video game based on a kid's casino that spun out of a different kid's casino after lawsuits involving licensing issues.

Incredible.

I’m loving the neoliberal culture hell of having a three levels deep parody

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

It’s a good show. I’d equate the real world stuff to the Ziggy Sobotka stuff in The Wire season 2. Once it’s on screen just fast forward until it isn’t.

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy
So I should wait till its over and some makes version that edits out all the filler

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

No

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

ProperCoochie posted:

She played a dominatrix in EuroTrip.....

Remidns me that somehow Eurotrip was one of those movies that me and my friends rented over and aver again from the video store back when we were kids and were doing somewhat regular movie and pizza nights (pizza was right next door to the video store).

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
I couldn't take WandaVision if it was 100% the sitcom stuff even though that's the stuff that keeps it interesting and unique. Those first 3 episodes made me anxious. A laugh track that isn't supposed to be funny is some kind of trigger for me, it makes me so uncomfortable. There had to be a relief at some point. I'm still very impressed they managed to convince Disney to let them do 3 full episodes of basically just trolling the audience.

dundun
Oct 29, 2005
H E R B
The first 3 episodes of WandaVision was pretty good since you get a feeling everything is slightly off during the sitcom stuff, along with a few scenes of weirdness mixed in, almost like a "Too Many Cooks" vibe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrGrOK8oZG8

Then they introduced agent "Rambo" and generic rear end in a top hat army dude and everything got a lot less interesting. It's still pretty much the only thing to watch on Disney+ and the episodes are short enough to keep you engaged so its a 8/10.

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

the real world stuff is mercifully brief. just use it to go piss or check your phone

gooby pls
May 18, 2012



Joe Bob showed the gore cut of Tammy and the T-Rex on Shudder last night and oh my lord.

I know the guys did a BOTW with the family friendly recut but the r rated version and the story behind it is truly something else.

https://youtu.be/t4pJL1eAh00

https://collider.com/tammy-and-the-t-rex-paul-walker-denise-richards/

Firebert
Aug 16, 2004
Wandavision is good, I'm just worried that the end is gonna be Age of Ultron/Iron Man 3 nonsense with robots flying all over rather than something like the Dr. Strange ending. I'm leaning like 50/50 towards either ending right now. I do like that there is a lot of mystery as to what's gonna happen next, I just hope that they don't betray that because the people who want the over the top action probably dropped out after the third episode.

*caveat they can do the mindless action if they animate it like the 90s X-Men show

Promoted Pawn
Jun 8, 2005

oops


PostNouveau posted:

Starting to feel like the sitcom parts of WandaVision are just wheel-spinning at this point. How many more eps they got to fill?

There’s 3 episodes left but as far as we know the only sitcom left to riff on is Modern Family, so likely the final two episodes will be only “real world” stuff.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
https://nypost.com/2021/02/13/tapes-reveal-stan-lees-bitter-battle-with-daughter-j-c/

Make this into a movie!

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Promoted Pawn posted:

There’s 3 episodes left but as far as we know the only sitcom left to riff on is Modern Family, so likely the final two episodes will be only “real world” stuff.

That is a good question. What family sitcom styles are left after Malcolm In the Middle/the advent of single-cam? Modern Family's faux-documentary style is definitely one (and would be the clear move from 90s to 00s). Were there any notable family sitcoms of the 10s? Unless they're going throw an enormous curveball and do an animated episode or something, I don't quite know how they continue the pattern. (Except the last episode. The last episode will clearly be a "things falling apart" point where all of the previously-seen styles are collapsing in on one another.)

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
^^^I feel like the 2010s comedies were defined by dramedies, like "Louie" and "Orange is the New Black". It would be pretty hard to parody those in a way that's recognizably a parody.

Promoted Pawn posted:

There’s 3 episodes left but as far as we know the only sitcom left to riff on is Modern Family, so likely the final two episodes will be only “real world” stuff.

ooo, I was wondering at the end of the last one what sitcom styles they had left, and mockumentary is a good one.

PostNouveau fucked around with this message at 18:11 on Feb 13, 2021

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
WV should do the Simpsons

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Film the actors reading the script in the meeting room, act like this is the first time it's ever been done like they pretended Black Panther was Marvel's first black superhero movie when the Blade trilogy already existed.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

luchajones posted:

WV should do the Simpsons

So like 5 minutes of excellent jokes and then 25 minutes of embarrassing garbage?

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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

PostNouveau posted:

So like 5 years of excellent jokes and then 25 years of embarrassing garbage?

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