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hes showing the very good movie Drive starring Ryan Gosling and directed by Nicolas Winding Refn
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# ? Feb 12, 2021 23:57 |
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I've given up on Willy's Wonderland about 45 minutes in. This is godawful.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:06 |
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Oh no....
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:09 |
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I read a review of Willy's Wonderland that said Nicolas Cage doesn't speak at all in the movie, which sounds very stupid. Is it true?
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:19 |
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The Berzerker posted:I read a review of Willy's Wonderland that said Nicolas Cage doesn't speak at all in the movie, which sounds very stupid. Is it true? idk I still feel like I would enjoy it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:26 |
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The Berzerker posted:I read a review of Willy's Wonderland that said Nicolas Cage doesn't speak at all in the movie, which sounds very stupid. Is it true? Where I got up to, yes.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:27 |
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Kvlt! posted:hes showing the very good movie Drive starring Ryan Gosling and directed by Nicolas Winding Refn Also Sunshine is the 2007 film Tarnop fucked around with this message at 00:48 on Feb 13, 2021 |
# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:46 |
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The_Doctor posted:I've given up on Willy's Wonderland about 45 minutes in. This is godawful. How godawful? I do have a pretty high tolerance for the degrees of bad cinema.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 00:59 |
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The_Doctor posted:I've given up on Willy's Wonderland about 45 minutes in. This is godawful. this is me but psycho goreman i wanted to like it
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 01:34 |
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Thought I'd treat myself for my birthday and ordered some stuff, including The Red Queen Kills Seven Times and Short Night of Glass Dolls after seeing them recommended in here Also Don't Torture a Duckling because that's one of my fav Fulci films and I've kept thinking about it off and on since I first saw it randomly thanks to Vudu's free-with-ads service last year
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 01:45 |
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happy birthday! ddat is underrated Fulci good choice
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 01:54 |
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M_Sinistrari posted:How godawful? I do have a pretty high tolerance for the degrees of bad cinema. Just bad character writing because the plot demands it, and the only way to have it happen is people making nonsense decisions and be some of the biggest idiots I've seen in cinema in a long time. I appreciate that's a horror movie trope, but this feels especially egregious in this day and age.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 01:59 |
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if you wanna be horrified this corporate and federal long weekend, watch Judas and The Black Messiah and be horrified.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 02:05 |
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It really doesn’t especially this day and age. People are goddamn idiots beyond all measure
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 02:05 |
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Hey Kvlt!, have you seen Fetus (2008)? It's a SOV "gore film" (as per the opening credits) created by Brian Paulin of Morbid Vision Films. I haven't seen many of these sorts of movies, but I enjoyed this for what it is and I'm curious if you've seen it and what you think.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 05:25 |
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The_Doctor posted:I've given up on Willy's Wonderland about 45 minutes in. This is godawful. Just finished watching it with about 10 friends in a discord call and we were screaming the entire time. It is a 90 minute vehicle for a completely silent Nic Cage to violently eviscerate sentient animatronics. It's very dumb, but in a way that I deeply, deeply gently caress with, and absolutely everything in the movie is in service of setting Cage up to do batshit violence against puppets. One kill in particular was the moment I knew I was 100% in on this flick: He forces a gorilla animatronic to bite down on a urinal and curb stomps it into a pile of gore. It loving ruled. edit: There's also an upsettingly coherent way to read this film as a criticism of the cult of profit and how systems, like cops, will violently protect bourgeois interests and be willing to sacrifice their own children to do it. Sab Sabbington fucked around with this message at 05:55 on Feb 13, 2021 |
# ? Feb 13, 2021 05:53 |
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God that sounds like a blast. Gonna get drunk tomorrow and watch it and PG again. Because it’s the best of all time
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 06:14 |
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Sab Sabbington posted:everything in the movie is in service of setting Cage up to do batshit violence against puppets. If this sentence is even 10% accurate the movie's gonna be gold.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 06:20 |
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Sab Sabbington posted:Just finished watching it with about 10 friends in a discord call and we were screaming the entire time. It is a 90 minute vehicle for a completely silent Nic Cage to violently eviscerate sentient animatronics. It's very dumb, but in a way that I deeply, deeply gently caress with, and absolutely everything in the movie is in service of setting Cage up to do batshit violence against puppets. Kinda wish I'd waited to buy stuff because this whole post sold me on this film even more than I thought the concept of "silent Nicolas Cage killing Five Nights At Freddy's characters" could sell me
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 06:49 |
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Spatulater bro! posted:Hey Kvlt!, have you seen Fetus (2008)? It's a SOV "gore film" (as per the opening credits) created by Brian Paulin of Morbid Vision Films. I haven't seen many of these sorts of movies, but I enjoyed this for what it is and I'm curious if you've seen it and what you think. Oh man this is a blast from the past I haven't seen this one in forever. It was tough to track down a copy back in the day but I remember it being pretty good, I have the DVD somewhere I gotta find it again. Definitely a love letter to people like Olaf Ittenbach, I dug this one! Great effects, and a crazy gross-out story. If you liked it, Bone Sickness is the other Brian Paulin movie that I really liked, his other ones vary in quality. Fetus I think drew a lot of inspiration from Mermaid in a Manhole so I'd check out that one too if you liked it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 11:15 |
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The_Doctor posted:Just bad character writing because the plot demands it, and the only way to have it happen is people making nonsense decisions and be some of the biggest idiots I've seen in cinema in a long time. I appreciate that's a horror movie trope, but this feels especially egregious in this day and age. Okay, still sounds like it's got some potential considering circumstance. Off to the watchlists it goes.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 11:18 |
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Kvlt! posted:Oh man this is a blast from the past I haven't seen this one in forever. It was tough to track down a copy back in the day but I remember it being pretty good, I have the DVD somewhere I gotta find it again. Definitely a love letter to people like Olaf Ittenbach, I dug this one! Great effects, and a crazy gross-out story. If you liked it, Bone Sickness is the other Brian Paulin movie that I really liked, his other ones vary in quality. Fetus I think drew a lot of inspiration from Mermaid in a Manhole so I'd check out that one too if you liked it. Awesome. I knew you wouldn't disappoint! I have seen Mermaid in a Manhole, and now that you mention it I do see the similarities.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 14:17 |
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Mermaid in a Manhole owns but I think He Never Dies is my favorite GP movie
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 14:28 |
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Very late to this party but holy cow Bacurau is such a great time and not anything I expected it to be. I was just grinning from ear to ear from when they reveal the conceit of the film to the end
flashy_mcflash fucked around with this message at 15:36 on Feb 13, 2021 |
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NUMBER 1 FULCI FAN posted:Mermaid in a Manhole owns but I think He Never Dies is my favorite GP movie Is that one of the comedic ones? I've only seen Mermaid and Flowers of Flesh of Blood.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 15:09 |
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Benito Cereno posted:I’ve been checking out a lot of 2020 releases as much of the buzzy stuff from last year is starting to hit streaming and disc. Possessor, Vast of Night, Impetigore, and Alone were all good to great. Just watched Alone (streaming on Hulu) and thought it was really good. Very solid entry in "bad poo poo going down in the woods" genre and superior to What Keeps You Alive. It's a tough watch because a high level of tension is maintained pretty much through the entire film. Things I liked about it included the fact that the heroine and others didn't do any totally dumbass things. This missteps that happened were very realistic, with people maintaining an appropriate level of suspicion and guard for the most part, but sometimes just not quite enough. Such as the heroine stopping to talk to the villain (nonono!) but avoiding his broken down car ruse early on (yes!), or the semihelpful hunter (hello Dr. Frederick Chilton!) not quite believing the heroine enough and being taken in a bit too long by the respectable looking middle class white guy's story. I liked that the heroine was resourceful and took advantage of just about every break that came her way but while capable, was still very vulnerable. She spent a long time seemingly paralyzed by fear while sizing up the situation, but acted decisively when the situation demanded it.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 15:42 |
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flashy_mcflash posted:Very late to this party but holy cow Bacurau is such a great time and not anything I expected it to be. I was just grinning from ear to ear from when they reveal the conceit of the film to the end It's had some surprisingly negative opinions here too, possibly because people were expecting the movie to go into a quite different direction. It was very fun.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 16:46 |
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married but discreet posted:It's had some surprisingly negative opinions here too, possibly because people were expecting the movie to go into a quite different direction. It was very fun. I definitely went into it expecting something very different -perhaps more arthousy based on the critical acclaim it got - but was pleasantly surprised. Everything in it clicked so hard for me, I was practically watching the last half like pro wrestling and cheering. This is another one I'd have loved to see in a theatre with an audience.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 17:26 |
Hello lovebirds, don't miss the Scream Stream Valentine's Special tomorrow! Starting at 6 PM EST, we've got The Addams Family (1991) My Bloody Valentine The Love Witch Join us on the official cytube and don't forget to install the extension.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:05 |
That's a great line up
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:13 |
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Someone here recommended They're Watching for a found footage movie. Just checked it out, pretty standard stuff, but holy poo poo the last 20 minutes had me cackling.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:30 |
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Ooh Addams Family is one my partners favorites! And I’ve been specifically looking forward to the love witch for awhile.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 22:58 |
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There's a lot of weird longing looks between Nic Cage and the young woman in Willy's Wonderland. Like.. a lot. There's nothing overt, but it was still kinda weird. Nic Cage loving the pinball machine was interesting. Also, the kills aren't any good. It's fun to see Nic's performance as a silent something something war veteran with an addiction to soda, but it's very much Nic Cage's Internet Persona. Every character in this movie talks about how badass he is, there's that scene where an older person calls him "son" because he are supposed to forget how old he actually is, and again, the chemistry they try to imply between this character and Liv I think is pointing towards the character Nic's playing to be played by a younger dude. Still, I liked it, because I like Cage. Every time he wasn't on screen, it seriously was, "what is Nic doing" and they cutaway sometimes to boring sheriff characters or stock horror kids loving in a haunted house, and I just want to get back to Nic making love to a pinball machine and washing dishes. Firstborn fucked around with this message at 23:33 on Feb 13, 2021 |
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A Proper Uppercut posted:Someone here recommended They're Watching for a found footage movie. Just checked it out, pretty standard stuff, but holy poo poo the last 20 minutes had me cackling. That was me, and yeah, that last portion absolutely rules. It's a fairly standard found footage movie--though I think the characters are above average and it avoids a lot of the bullshit people don't like about the genre--until it goes HARD.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 23:26 |
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Firstborn posted:There's a lot of weird longing looks between Nic Cage and the young woman in Willy's Wonderland. Like.. a lot. There's nothing overt, but it was still kinda weird. Nic Cage loving the pinball machine was interesting. I mean the fact that some non-overt looks drew your attention more than the pinball machine loving says more about YOU buddy!!!!!!
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 23:32 |
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The pinball loving was good. The pinball dancing was good. Nic cleaning up and fighting was good. Everything else was bad. The good news is the movie is like 80 minutes long and I described about 65% of it, but it would've been even better if this was 100%. There's a surprising amount of world building for 80 minutes. There's like 3 flashbacks after we get the premise "these robits kill ppl". You can guess the plot in the *intro* and the way the townies are talking to him, but we still need aaaaall this backstory for a throwaway "Hehehe, looks like you ran over a stolen spike strip. Well we don't take credit cards and we don't have internet in the whole town but this guy in a cowboy hat says he'll give you the $1,500 I estimated will fix your car if you spend one night in this place cleaning up. Yeah, we're going to chain it up behind you." Yet we need like 20 minutes to explain that yes, the townies are in on it It's one of those things in this movie that pointing out a tired trope doesn't excuse it, but some are used earnestly. It's a fast movie that could do without some of the lore. We're here for Cage bashing puppets. Comedy Zinger: All of the stupid lore in this movie vs. the real backstory of Five Nights of Freddy's is just as dumb, so I guess it's a wash. Less dumb and better than the Banana Splits movie in this genre of Pizza Puppet Murders. E2: Cage also looks really good in this movie. Looking in shape and big arms. This character seems like it could be the same one from Drive Angry lol. Firstborn fucked around with this message at 23:41 on Feb 13, 2021 |
# ? Feb 13, 2021 23:33 |
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Still wanna watch that movie, don't care enough to drop $20 on it. Psycho Goreman was more than worth $7 for a rental... $20 for any movie is asking a bit much, let alone an ironic drunkwatch.
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 23:44 |
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Kvlt! posted:hes showing the very good movie Drive starring Ryan Gosling and directed by Nicolas Winding Refn https://twitter.com/dandock/status/1360270006500683780
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# ? Feb 13, 2021 23:47 |
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I liked Willys Wonderland. It was the exact right amount of stupid mixed with decent to even great at times cinematography, some good and creepy puppet costumes and fun Cage moments. It’s a good addition to this months release of Psycho Goreman as it fits in the same realm of its genre goopiness. It’s also a tight 88 minutes which in this current world of 2+ hour over wrought flicks is a godsend. It doesn’t mince words and it’s in and out I barely had three bowls. I could easily see a triple feature of Willys Wonderland, Psycho Goreman and VFW as the midnite show.
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I don't think the pacing is as good as some goons here are saying, but it's forgiven with it's short runtime before it wears out it's welcome. Nic Cage is always good. Honestly, like PG, it's a solid B+.
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