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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
one thing I've noticed while browsing god awful pizzas around the world is that there is equal love and care given to those other iconic american foods, the lowly hot dog and hamburger.

So of course, let us start with the finest hot dogs in Brazil





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AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Brazil also does fine work with hamburger





i think they dropped the top bun in a birds nest or something here

Matinee
Sep 15, 2007

No but for real, what the gently caress is up with Brazil and food

Banano
Jan 10, 2005
Soiled Meat
Your choice of colors..........on the bun

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
ngl I'd probably still eat all of those except maybe the one where they put the mustard or liquid cheese or whatever that is on top of the bun

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
how is this thread not called "frankfurtre/burgre de mestre"

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
I'm pretty sure South Korea is actually going to win the fight itt over brazil

sugar coated corn dog bay bee!!!

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
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This one just looks like a nicer Big Mac. Would try it.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Aardvark! posted:

I'm pretty sure South Korea is actually going to win the fight itt over brazil

sugar coated corn dog bay bee!!!


Some stiff competion from the United States:

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Let’s just get this out of the way

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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youre dick
Jan 29, 2019
so these ones where they put the sauce on the outside of the bun, isnt the whole point of the bun so as not to handle the wet and/or cooked ingredients directly in your hand? are you spota eat it with a fork and knife like some sort of monster?

Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
I don't have pictures, but the worst hamburger I ever saw in my life:

A half-cooked lump of ground beef on two slices of white bread, with inaccurate squirts of ketchup and mustard, and an unmelted slice of processed cheese food.

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Sep 7, 2014

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gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

Aardvark! posted:

Brazil also does fine work with hamburger


This burg is daring me to think of it as a sandwich, pick it up, and get that cheese all over my fingers.

zaepg
Dec 25, 2008

by sebmojo

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

This one just looks like a nicer Big Mac. Would try it.

What? No, that looks absolutely nothing like a Big Mac, and it doesn't look "nicer" either. I'm not even a fan of Big Macs, but what the hell is this post :psyduck:

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Sep 7, 2014

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Plaster Town Cop
quick warning: if you do a google image search for "worst hot dog imgur", one of the first things that comes up is a man using a flamethrower on a pile of dog corpses

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

I can't ignore its girth

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Oct 29, 2012

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Jeza posted:

I can't ignore its girth

Isn't it wrapped in bacon too? Looks like a good dog to me

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
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There are no bad hot dogs, only bad chefs, OP.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993




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Sep 7, 2014

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DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Isn't it wrapped in bacon too? Looks like a good dog to me

correct, and it would be a good dog if it didn't look like Randy Marsh's award-winning turd

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993



BONUS IMAGE!!!

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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God why don’t you just eat a whole xmas tree. :jerkbag:

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The worst hot dog was the Burger King hot dog. How a seemingly normal hot dog could give a person worse heartburn than an Ocala Indian restaurant is beyond me, but the King managed it.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

Szyznyk posted:

The worst hot dog was the Burger King hot dog. How a seemingly normal hot dog could give a person worse heartburn than an Ocala Indian restaurant is beyond me, but the King managed it.

that poo poo was pretty bad

no idea how you can gently caress up a hotdog but welp

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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These are some bad dogs!

Goast
Jul 23, 2011

by VideoGames
i would eat everything posted so far do better

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

Goast posted:

i would eat everything posted so far do better

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Actual worst hot dogs

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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where are you finding these bad food pictures???

Doctor Dogballs
Apr 1, 2007

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this is nauseating

Tato
Jun 19, 2001

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

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Doctor Dogballs posted:

this is nauseating
turn on ur monitor LMAO :q:

got em HEYO :madmax:

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

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Aardvark! posted:

Actual worst hot dogs



these are really hosed up. they cost a dollar a pack where I'm at.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

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can't turn down some penis n' brains



AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

numberoneposter posted:

where are you finding these bad food pictures???

google maps> search for hamburgers or hotdogs > zoom out and go to some random rear end country (south america is best) and click "search this area"

random people all over the world take pictures and upload them to google maps reviews. there's an insane amount of content


the alternative is flickr, where you search generic terms like "hot dog" and scroll through a lot more poo poo but aren't limited to restaurants

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Oct 29, 2012

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I hope jacob won

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