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sleepy gary
Jan 11, 2006

Oh, neat.

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goblin week
Jan 26, 2019

Absolute clown.
Just use a regular spoon

Moongrave
Jun 19, 2004

Finally Living Rent Free
yeah.... "wax"....

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

yeah.... "wax"....

Herion Fondu

Meskhenet
Apr 26, 2010

flavor.flv posted:

Buy two spoons and an extra stick of wax, now you have a fun gift for somebody

Thats actually a pretty good idea. Though they would also need a seal.

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

AliX email title "You may enjoy LAMTOYS distressed kitten"

Uh OK let me see

                                                                                                                                                      FUUUCKK
                                                                                                                                                        /

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000966105711.html

Actually I do, even at that price :3:

(the orange kitty was sold out, there was one penguin suit left)

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

NoneMoreNegative posted:

AliX email title "You may enjoy LAMTOYS distressed kitten"

Uh OK let me see

                                                                                                                                                      FUUUCKK
                                                                                                                                                        /

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000966105711.html

Actually I do, even at that price :3:

(the orange kitty was sold out, there was one penguin suit left)


"15 cm high. Enough to contract your little luck."

Everett False
Sep 28, 2006

Mopsy, I'm starting to question your medical credentials.

I want a lamtoys distressed kitten so bad now but most of the other listings are blind boxes :cry:

edit: I found one that's not a piggy bank but it doesn't seem to include the upturned ice cream cone. Also I guess it's face-palming instead of grabbing its head in dismay.
https://a.aliexpress.com/_ms8Q0On

Everett False fucked around with this message at 18:21 on Feb 16, 2021

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

I got this delightful page because my search contained the term "cannabis":


I was looking for grinders, which they do have, but apparently, the kosher term is "weed" and not "cannabis"...

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

NoneMoreNegative posted:

AliX email title "You may enjoy LAMTOYS distressed kitten"

Uh OK let me see

                                                                                                                                                      FUUUCKK
                                                                                                                                                        /

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/4000966105711.html

Actually I do, even at that price :3:

(the orange kitty was sold out, there was one penguin suit left)


I don't know why, maybe it's the image of food waste, but this makes me distressingly sad myself. I could not have this in my home. I'd be crying all the time

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Killingyouguy! posted:

I don't know why, maybe it's the image of food waste, but this makes me distressingly sad myself. I could not have this in my home. I'd be crying all the time

I mean the icecream cone is separate, you could put it in a drawer and just have a nondenominational bad day kitty.

MrUnderbridge
Jun 25, 2011

I got a spice grinder that was on sale on Gizmodo. I was thinking, "Cool! Now I can grind up whole spices for a fresher taste!"

I realized what it really was when I got it and it didn't do well with the cumin seeds. Oops.

Came in handy later when I got my first connection in a decade.

Makes me wonder how many people buy those fancy aluminum fuel filters.

StormDrain
May 22, 2003

Thirteen Letter

Killingyouguy! posted:

I don't know why, maybe it's the image of food waste, but this makes me distressingly sad myself. I could not have this in my home. I'd be crying all the time

Cats love to eat off the floor.

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I got this delightful page because my search contained the term "cannabis":


I was looking for grinders, which they do have, but apparently, the kosher term is "weed" and not "cannabis"...

I want this on a DARE shirt. Same font etc.

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

I got this delightful page because my search contained the term "cannabis":


I was looking for grinders, which they do have, but apparently, the kosher term is "weed" and not "cannabis"...
Good easter egg imo

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

In todays 'SALE OFFERS' page:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001865229797.html

lol that anyone would trust their junk to an AliX device.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

NoneMoreNegative posted:

In todays 'SALE OFFERS' page:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001865229797.html

lol that anyone would trust their junk to an AliX device.

I wouldn't want my dick in the same ROOM as a powered device from AliX

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Need some advice - anyone got one of these or similar:

US $40.49 30%OFF | Laser Galaxy Starry Sky Projector Rotating Water Waving Night Light Led Colorful Nebula Cloud Lamp Atmospher Bedroom Beside Lamp
https://a.aliexpress.com/_vCxGd9

Does it need to be pitch black to look that good

Large area of projection?

Is it worth it?

If not, is there a cheaper better one?

My 4 year old wants realistic stars art night instead of the baby star and crescent moon projector we have at the moment

QuantumNinja
Mar 8, 2013

Trust me.
I pretend to be a ninja.

Amphigory posted:

Need some advice - anyone got one of these or similar:

US $40.49 30%OFF | Laser Galaxy Starry Sky Projector Rotating Water Waving Night Light Led Colorful Nebula Cloud Lamp Atmospher Bedroom Beside Lamp
https://a.aliexpress.com/_vCxGd9

Does it need to be pitch black to look that good

Large area of projection?

Is it worth it?

If not, is there a cheaper better one?

My 4 year old wants realistic stars art night instead of the baby star and crescent moon projector we have at the moment

That looks to be the same as this one off amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Projector-Control-Effects-360-Degree-Rotation/dp/B08G4DZ3W1/ref=psdc_3736651_t4_B08FRRPNM8?th=1 There are some customer shots there.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

NoneMoreNegative posted:

In todays 'SALE OFFERS' page:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001865229797.html

lol that anyone would trust their junk to an AliX device.

:haibrower:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

The Bloop posted:

I wouldn't want my dick in the same ROOM as a powered device from AliX

Coward.

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

In todays 'SALE OFFERS' page:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001865229797.html

lol that anyone would trust their junk to an AliX device.
Looking at that gave me this recommendation. Use a private window.
Also, beside :nws: part of the pictures are also :nms:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001603863204.html

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Cowards stay alive and keep their penises

That70sHeidi
Aug 16, 2009
I got my PBN kits today, which is unusually fast, but I guess if you drop $60 on a single store they bump your priority in shipping. I chose to get two of the five pre-mounted to wood frames, and three without, to see how I like the difference (there IS a cost difference too).

And of course two of them look overly simple, one looks moderately fun, and one looks incredibly hard and has some shmutz across a couple numbers that I'll have to decipher what color goes in that spot later. At least with a couple simple ones I'll have them done fast and move on to the rest?

Still waiting on the stitching kits.

AppleNippleBOB
May 13, 2007



NoneMoreNegative posted:

In todays 'SALE OFFERS' page:


https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001865229797.html

lol that anyone would trust their junk to an AliX device.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z2EMGmv0FqM

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

I just discovered Ali has knockoff Pit Viper sunglasses and this is just the best.

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

deong posted:

I want this on a DARE shirt. Same font etc.

Something like this?

Reference:

Lead out in cuffs
Sep 18, 2012

"That's right. We've evolved."

"I can see that. Cool mutations."




Amphigory posted:

Need some advice - anyone got one of these or similar:

US $40.49 30%OFF | Laser Galaxy Starry Sky Projector Rotating Water Waving Night Light Led Colorful Nebula Cloud Lamp Atmospher Bedroom Beside Lamp
https://a.aliexpress.com/_vCxGd9

Does it need to be pitch black to look that good

Large area of projection?

Is it worth it?

If not, is there a cheaper better one?

My 4 year old wants realistic stars art night instead of the baby star and crescent moon projector we have at the moment

How realistic and educational do you want this to be? Pretty much everything on AliExpress will be random laser dot patterns. Those do look cool, but I'm not sure I'd describe them as "realistic".

The real thing is something like this: https://www.segatoys.space/en/public/original.html

That has an actual depiction of the night sky.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


TheKingslayer posted:

I just discovered Ali has knockoff Pit Viper sunglasses and this is just the best.

Pit Viper are knockoff Ali glasses.

It's a new day and this took 58 days to arrive

A Chinese knockoff of a 1998 Brazilian exclusive release bootleg


A video on it if you want (not me):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FbpxzvJIi8Y

"Don't turn it on...take it apart"


Into the test mule


Balls of Steel!


The menus and weapons look fine but environment is all screwy. Possibly wanting to be used on a CRT but this is through a Hyperkin HDMI cable on a 65in UHD TV.


$5
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/400...ontent=38908697

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 09:56 on Feb 18, 2021

deong
Jun 13, 2001

I'll see you in heck!

HELLOMYNAMEIS___ posted:

Something like this?

Reference:


:swoon:
Exactly

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

VictualSquid posted:

Looking at that gave me this recommendation. Use a private window.
Also, beside :nws: part of the pictures are also :nms:
https://www.aliexpress.com/item/1005001603863204.html

I mean topologically they're correct but I'm thinking CLOSE TO THE REALITY is not a particularly healthy view of women??

busalover
Sep 12, 2020
Some of these adverts look like they asked Cronenberg to develop sex toys.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hopefully the instructions stress the need to clean all the little nooks and crannies after use.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


goatface posted:

Hopefully the instructions stress the need to clean all the little nooks and crannies after use.

Just blow it out
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S_Y0dLTbISw

And wow at the recommended after it...if I had to see it... so do you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZgtd03OxG8

Humphreys fucked around with this message at 12:56 on Feb 18, 2021

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



If you think about it, we are all double hole structures

VictualSquid
Feb 29, 2012

Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.
joke is on you. I can't watch it without signing in to youtube and I am not clicking on links in this thread without privacy mode.

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

NoneMoreNegative posted:

I mean topologically they're correct but I'm thinking CLOSE TO THE REALITY is not a particularly healthy view of women??



Why would you give it teeth?

Hobnob
Feb 23, 2006

Ursa Adorandum

Boiled Water posted:

Why would you give it teeth?

Vagina Dentata.


It means no worries.

Amphigory
Feb 6, 2005




Lead out in cuffs posted:

How realistic and educational do you want this to be? Pretty much everything on AliExpress will be random laser dot patterns. Those do look cool, but I'm not sure I'd describe them as "realistic".

The real thing is something like this: https://www.segatoys.space/en/public/original.html

That has an actual depiction of the night sky.

I was totally fine just getting random Chinese lasers, but now I'm thinking I need this instead

Cheers mate

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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Humphreys posted:

And wow at the recommended after it...if I had to see it... so do you


"or a left shoe! :D"
I'm out

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