The 5000 Page Thread: No, go back to the diarrhea

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Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

# ? Feb 19, 2021 04:57

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:39

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

the vitruvian man was originally going to be a succubus instead of the spider-man we now know it as

# ? Feb 19, 2021 05:02

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

the vitruvian man was originally going to be a succubus instead of the spider-man we now know it as

Unfortunately she will be trapped in t-pose until I get to learning how to make rigs.

Also she doesn't have a tail so she's not a succubus. That's the rules. You are stereotyping demon women.
She will most likely have a tail eventually.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 05:19

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I got back my thyroid test results and I'm very disappointed to discover that it appears to be functioning perfectly.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Hey baby, two out of three ain't bad. :wiggle:

# ? Feb 19, 2021 13:07

Jakabite: Jul 31, 2010

What is the code on the last page for? Are you going to steal all of my passwords??

# ? Feb 19, 2021 15:38

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

My girlfriend was able to secure a PS5 from Bestbuy :toot:

# ? Feb 19, 2021 18:08

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Jakabite posted:

What is the code on the last page for? Are you going to steal all of my passwords??

If you look closely you can actually see hbag's password, it's

# ? Feb 19, 2021 21:29

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Tip posted:

If you look closely you can actually see hbag's password, it's

oh gently caress

# ? Feb 19, 2021 22:58

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

My girlfriend was able to secure a PS5 from Bestbuy

I'm just imagining your girlfriend ripping a demo unit out and dashing past security.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:05

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Tip posted:

If you look closely you can actually see hbag's password, it's

I'm calling the cyber police and the state police.

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:06

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:21

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:25

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

hbag posted:

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Schoolboy error my good chum

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:26

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

Schoolboy error my good chum

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:27

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:28

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

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god loving damnit

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:29

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

hbag posted:

god loving damnit

How about connect 4? (think it needs the fixed codes)

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:30

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

How about connect 4? (think it needs the fixed codes)

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:31

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

hbag posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:31

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:32

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:33

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

hbag posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:34

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:35

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

hbag posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:39

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:39

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

hbag posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:42

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

Ratjaculation posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:51

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

hbag posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:53

Hell Yeah: Dec 25, 2012

best thread on the forums

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:56

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

hbag posted:

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I feel lake we might be at a stalemate but it's bedtime here so I'm calling it, congrats on the win!

Tip posted:

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# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:57

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I feel like we might get more posts if this thread was rated 5. I did my part. :five:

# ? Feb 19, 2021 23:58

Ratjaculation: Aug 3, 2007

Tip posted:

I feel like we might get more posts if this thread was rated 5. I did my part.

People look at a 5 thread and think 'it's too good, I can't post there'

Rate it a 3 and get the numbers in

# ? Feb 20, 2021 00:00

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Need to expand the rating scale to six points to account for this thread imo.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 00:02

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Ratjaculation posted:

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I won!

# ? Feb 20, 2021 00:11

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Ratjaculation posted:

People look at a 5 thread and think 'it's too good, I can't post there'

Rate it a 3 and get the numbers in

This is my longest thread ever, normally they're in the gold mine by page 5.

I basically had to name this "The 1000 Page Thread" just so mods would let it hit 1000 pages before gold mining.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 00:21

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Tip posted:

If you look closely you can actually see hbag's password, it's

strong encryption
...but not unbreakable

🔊
https://i.imgur.com/i2RjZqQ.mp4

# ? Feb 20, 2021 01:54

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Now this is how you get to 1000 pages!

# ? Feb 20, 2021 02:29

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Tip posted:

I'm just imagining your girlfriend ripping a demo unit out and dashing past security.

Haha �imagining�

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:00

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

MakaVillian posted:

Now this is how you get to 1000 pages!

i think like 1 out of 20 goons get whats going on in that clip. but theyre who its for

# ? Feb 20, 2021 04:01

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:39

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

i think like 1 out of 20 goons get whats going on in that clip. but theyre who its for

I often make jokes or post images knowing full well that not many people reading will get it, possibly zero people. But if they do get it, it will be fantastic.

I approve.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 04:03

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