MLB C/V Offsason: Sing a Song About Poopcorn

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alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

Julio Cruz posted:

isn't Ke'Bryan Hayes, literally the only actual good player the Pirates have, a 3B? I don't know why they'd want Frazier unless they're going to put him at first and literally everyone with an OPS over 100 has refused to sign for them

Maybe they want to trade Hayes lol

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TheFlyingLlama: Jan 2, 2013; You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?

iirc the pirates have said that they like hayes's defense at 3B so much they've considered playing him at other positions. idk if that means SS or 2B or what, but it would be incredibly pirates as hell to make your only good player learn a new defensive position so you can bring in todd fraizer

# ? Feb 20, 2021 01:39

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

The pirates are not a mlb team

The are closer to GameStop stock than a baseball team

# ? Feb 20, 2021 01:55

KICK BAMA KICK: Mar 2, 2009

Julio Teheran gets a minor league deal/camp invite to Detroit.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 02:05

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Julio Cruz posted:

isn't Ke'Bryan Hayes, literally the only actual good player the Pirates have, a 3B? I don't know why they'd want Frazier unless they're going to put him at first and literally everyone with an OPS over 100 has refused to sign for them

He�s probably going to platoon at first with moran. It�s fine

alpha_destroy posted:

Maybe they want to trade Hayes lol

Nice one man! you should be a sports radio call in guy

Extension talks with Hayes are under way fwiw

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MrMojok: Jan 28, 2011

Now Bauer and Syndergaard are getting into it:

https://twitter.com/Noahsyndergaard/status/1362940446813511681?s=20

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:06

Slimy Hog: Apr 22, 2008

Slimy Hog posted:

I vote we just ignore Bauer

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:11

habeasdorkus: Nov 3, 2013; Royalty is a continuous shitposting motion.

Noah Syndergaard rules and I wish they didn't have the DH so they could face each other this season.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:15

blossommirage: Nov 7, 2012

Wait, I thought they weren't doing a DH this year?

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:22

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

There's no NL DH this year.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:28

GalacticAcid: Apr 8, 2013; NEW YORK VALUES

Syndergaard throwing at him would be unbelievably funny. Really anyone doing it would

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:36

alpha_destroy: Mar 23, 2010; Billy Butler: Fat Guy by Day, Doubles Machine by Night

GalacticAcid posted:

Syndergaard throwing at him would be unbelievably funny. Really anyone doing it would

If he threw at Bauer I would finally forgive him for throwing at Escobar.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 03:54

Troxartas: Jan 13, 2007; The Old Warhorse

Pain.
https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1362974796364079105

# ? Feb 20, 2021 05:00

Popete: Oct 6, 2009; This will make sure you don't suggest to the KDz
That he should grow greens instead of crushing on MCs; Grimey Drawer

College baseball started today and we got some monster dingers, this pitchers reaction is perfect.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dxRvzsoitv8&t=531s

# ? Feb 20, 2021 06:47

El Gallinero Gros: Mar 17, 2010

GalacticAcid posted:

Syndergaard throwing at him would be unbelievably funny. Really anyone doing it would

It'd be really funny if he did the dumb drone thing again.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 15:02

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

Troxartas posted:

Pain.
https://twitter.com/lindseyadler/status/1362974796364079105

I tuned in last night just in time to see him give up two hits and then a three-run dinger and I was sad on top of my sad.

Yankees brought Gardy back though, and I am legitimately very happy about it.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 19:20

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Inspector_666 posted:

I tuned in last night just in time to see him give up two hits and then a three-run dinger and I was sad on top of my sad.

Yankees brought Gardy back though, and I am legitimately very happy about it.

I'm kinda worried that Gardy is going to take away AB's from Frazier when he needs to be in there every day.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 20:19

Carlosologist: Oct 13, 2013; Revelry in the Dark

mcmagic posted:

I'm kinda worried that Gardy is going to take away AB's from Frazier when he needs to be in there every day.

good thing Boone said that Clint is the starter lol

# ? Feb 20, 2021 20:30

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Carlosologist posted:

good thing Boone said that Clint is the starter lol

It means nothing for him to say that now though.

# ? Feb 20, 2021 20:55

Tweezer Reprise: Aug 6, 2013; It hasn't got six strings, but it's a lot of fun.

i for one enjoy mcmagic's new avi, i like the yankees cat

# ? Feb 20, 2021 21:24

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Not MLB, but NCAA. FAU freshman, in his first two college at bats, hit grand slams.

https://www.espn.com/college-sports...ate-appearances

# ? Feb 21, 2021 15:56

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

It�s insane that the Yankees haven�t cut Domingo German.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 17:43

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

The Braves' desperate search for bench bats has them kicking the tires on Jake Lamb now.

Even if he's healthy I'm not sure that what he brings (dingers, strikeouts) is anything that Austin Riley doesn't, but they might make for an OK platoon.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 18:12

bees x1000: Jun 11, 2020

Chief McHeath posted:

Not MLB, but NCAA. FAU freshman, in his first two college at bats, hit grand slams.

https://www.espn.com/college-sports...ate-appearances

totally sustainable

# ? Feb 21, 2021 18:47

R.D. Mangles: Jan 10, 2004

bees x1000 posted:

totally sustainable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nv-FcxlEMaw

# ? Feb 21, 2021 18:57

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363555267682570243
Dude needs to log off.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 19:29

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

Ian Desmond is opting out of this season

# ? Feb 21, 2021 20:27

Inspector_666: Oct 7, 2003; _{benny with the good hair}

FlamingLiberal posted:

Ian Desmond is opting out of this season

It seems like he's effectively retiring at this point then, right?

# ? Feb 21, 2021 20:34

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

It�s his last season under contract so probably

# ? Feb 21, 2021 20:38

DLC Inc: Jun 1, 2011

mcmagic posted:

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363555267682570243
Dude needs to log off.

the irony of this after he harassed some lady for a week is incredible

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363554761656602625?s=20

https://twitter.com/Joe_Razza/status/1363558734635687941?s=20

# ? Feb 21, 2021 20:47

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

DLC Inc posted:

the irony of this after he harassed some lady for a week is incredible

https://twitter.com/BauerOutage/status/1363554761656602625?s=20

Bauer is the most "all lives matter" guy ever.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 21:04

FlamingLiberal: Jan 18, 2009; Would you like to play a game?

*Signs for a bunch of money*

*Spends his time lecturing a black man about disrespecting people*

# ? Feb 21, 2021 21:05

Julio Cruz: May 19, 2006

man that tweet about how the Dodgers FO really did their homework is really aging well, huh

# ? Feb 21, 2021 21:18

Troxartas: Jan 13, 2007; The Old Warhorse

#6org https://twitter.com/Goose1701/status/1363541747666591745

# ? Feb 21, 2021 22:22

Penisaurus Sex: Feb 3, 2009; asdfghjklpoiuyt

My man probably just wanted to take a 6 month vacation.

Only explanation for lighting your whole rear end on fire saying the quiet parts out loud.

# ? Feb 21, 2021 22:35

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.

have made a deeply low effort thread, reflecting my general mental state, about this year's college season: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3959936

# ? Feb 21, 2021 23:02

shirts and skins: Jun 25, 2007; Good morning!

Chiming in to say gently caress Mather, loving resign you dumb poo poo

God why do I root for this decades long trash fire of a team, like it had to find new ways to hurt me

# ? Feb 21, 2021 23:09

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

Don't do it Sean, Mr. Red is the last person you see before you die.

https://twitter.com/whatwouldDOOdo/status/1363305096235261957

# ? Feb 21, 2021 23:25

elentar: Aug 26, 2002; Every single year the Ivy League takes a break from fucking up the world through its various alumni to fuck up everyone's bracket instead.