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Feb 19, 2021 18:53
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Meanwhile, the king of Sweden
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Feb 19, 2021 19:23
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Antigravitas posted:Meanwhile, the king of Sweden "My ancestors were vikings. Feared."
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Feb 19, 2021 19:35
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Clitch posted:"My ancestors were vikings. Feared." His dad *did not* drive the official state car into a ditch while drunk in the place that is now called Kungens kurva.
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Feb 19, 2021 20:02
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Antigravitas posted:Meanwhile, the king of Sweden Oh, that is every little thing I was needing
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Feb 19, 2021 20:06
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Antigravitas posted:Meanwhile, the king of Sweden My ancestors smile down upon me, Imperial. Can you say the same?
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Feb 19, 2021 20:10
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Clitch posted:"My ancestors were vikings. Feared." I thought his ancestors were French.
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Feb 19, 2021 21:10
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Yeah. The Swedish royal family died out in the 19th century and a French general close to Napoleon was adopted by the aged heirless king to prevent a succession crisis.
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Feb 19, 2021 21:12
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Antigravitas posted:Meanwhile, the king of Sweden The only vestiges left in Mr. C. Gustaf of his mighty ancestry were a pronounced stoutness about the tum and a predilection for little fur hats.
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Feb 19, 2021 21:15
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Feb 19, 2021 21:29
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Also the numbering of monarchs in Sweden is wrong because of they include a large number of semi-mythological and fabricated kings in their lineage due to a fictional history of Sweden the royal family commissioned in the 16th century to give themselves legitimacy.
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Feb 19, 2021 21:33
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FreudianSlippers posted:Yeah. The Swedish royal family died out in the 19th century and a French general close to Napoleon was adopted by the aged heirless king to prevent a succession crisis. Well, it's still possible considering that the vikings did settle a bit of France, but less likely because I just looked it up and Bernadotte was from the south
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Feb 19, 2021 21:40
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FreudianSlippers posted:Yeah. The Swedish royal family died out in the 19th century and a French general close to Napoleon was adopted by the aged heirless king to prevent a succession crisis. He never undressed in public after that because he had a tattoo saying "Death to Kings". not really
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Feb 19, 2021 21:43
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Mauser posted:Well, it's still possible considering that the vikings did settle a bit of France, but less likely because I just looked it up and Bernadotte was from the south Although as a royal he's probably only got like 9 great-great-great-great-grandparents so uhh maybe not
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Feb 19, 2021 22:23
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The OG Swedish royal family, the house of Munsö, traced their ancestry back to the Norse gods. As did every other royal family in the region. But it was alright because Snorri Sturluson wrote a book about how the gods were just really awesome chieftains from somewhere around Anatolia that migrated to Scandinavia where they were worshipped as gods because they were just that awesome and therefore it totally wasn't pagan to claim descent from them.
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Feb 19, 2021 23:05
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TK-42-1 posted:The only vestiges left in Mr. C. Gustaf of his mighty ancestry were a pronounced stoutness about the tum and a predilection for little fur hats. That's the expression of a man imagining someone's house on fire, for sure.
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Feb 19, 2021 23:06
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TK-42-1 posted:The only vestiges left in Mr. C. Gustaf of his mighty ancestry were a pronounced stoutness about the tum and a predilection for little fur hats.  well done
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Feb 19, 2021 23:18
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FreudianSlippers posted:The OG Swedish royal family, the house of Munsö, traced their ancestry back to the Norse gods. As did every other royal family in the region. But it was alright because Snorri Sturluson wrote a book about how the gods were just really awesome chieftains from somewhere around Anatolia that migrated to Scandinavia where they were worshipped as gods because they were just that awesome and therefore it totally wasn't pagan to claim descent from them.
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Feb 19, 2021 23:19
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Antigravitas posted:Meanwhile, the king of Sweden I like Bob's Burgers too.
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Feb 19, 2021 23:52
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This is what happens when you build landing strips for gay Martians. I've been warning people here, in the trailer park, for decades! Baron von Eevl has a new favorite as of 23:58 on Feb 19, 2021 |
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Feb 19, 2021 23:55
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Zopotantor posted:He never undressed in public after that because he had a tattoo saying "Death to Kings". Death to Kings would be a pretty rad tattoo though
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Feb 20, 2021 00:08
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Mauser posted:Death to Kings would be a pretty rad global policy
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Feb 20, 2021 00:16
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Snuck one right past Arizona DOT:
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Feb 20, 2021 00:35
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Phanatic posted:Snuck one right past Arizona DOT: so youre just gonna kramer in with this?
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Feb 20, 2021 00:43
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Baron von Eevl posted:This is what happens when you build landing strips for gay Martians. I've been warning people here, in the trailer park, for decades! Jumping Jesus on a pogostick
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Feb 20, 2021 00:52
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Sound required https://i.imgur.com/JuAjwuv.mp4
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Feb 20, 2021 01:10
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What's an rear end liver?
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Feb 20, 2021 01:33
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Solice Kirsk posted:What's an rear end liver?
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Feb 20, 2021 01:43
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rodbeard posted:Jumping Jesus on a pogostick Everybody knows the burrow owl lives in a hole in the ground. Why the hell do you think they call it a burrow owl, anyway?
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Feb 20, 2021 01:56
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Der Kyhe posted:His dad *did not* drive the official state car into a ditch while drunk in the place that is now called Kungens kurva. As long as it's not kungens kurwa it's all good.
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Feb 20, 2021 03:08
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Baron von Eevl posted:This is what happens when you build landing strips for gay Martians. I've been warning people here, in the trailer park, for decades! ...and you thought this would discourage them?
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Feb 20, 2021 05:56
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FreudianSlippers posted:Also the numbering of monarchs in Sweden is wrong because of they include a large number of semi-mythological and fabricated kings in their lineage due to a fictional history of Sweden the royal family commissioned in the 16th century to give themselves legitimacy. Yeah it's good that literally every monarchy ever hasn't done this.
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Feb 20, 2021 07:09
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Antigravitas posted:Meanwhile, the king of Sweden You can laugh at the hat now, he'll laugh when he's pulling the knife from your corpse. And he'll still be wearing that hat.
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Feb 20, 2021 08:20
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loving Kaarle Kustaa stealing my cyeramic noive!
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Feb 20, 2021 08:27
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Oh wow thank you for reminding me that exists, made my day
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Feb 20, 2021 08:38
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NWS Because of On-Demand Primate-Tumescence
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Feb 20, 2021 08:47
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They're so like us...
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Feb 20, 2021 08:49
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burexas.irom posted:Oh wow thank you for reminding me that exists, made my day
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