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CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Grondoth posted:

Cain's death is a high bar, man. There might never BE a funnier right wing death unless Trump dies on the toilet or something.

From several pages back, but did you just forget that some guy got so mad that Trump lost the election that he tased himself in the balls and died?

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Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde

Johnny Walker posted:

It's interesting how he says Rush is hated not for "anything in particular he did or said" because a friend of mine pointed out the other day that the people who loved Rush can't name a particular thing he said or did that they loved. He had no big memorable interviews, no famous bits to go back and laugh about later, no big philosophical argument that he'd been making all that time--nothing.
his argument was exactly the one the Texas mayor just posted, that citizens owe the government a salute and a song and the government owes them nothing in return

his appeal was that he told off those people who, for various reasons, hesitate to salute

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

CPL593H posted:

From several pages back, but did you just forget that some guy got so mad that Trump lost the election that he tased himself in the balls and died?

Didn't that turn out to be an urban legend?

But you know what definitely WASN'T an urban legend because it was caught on tape? Some dumbass getting shot in the neck on Trump's behalf.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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YeahTubaMike posted:

Didn't that turn out to be an urban legend?

But you know what definitely WASN'T an urban legend because it was caught on tape? Some dumbass getting shot in the neck on Trump's behalf.

no it was true wtf

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

YeahTubaMike posted:

Didn't that turn out to be an urban legend?

But you know what definitely WASN'T an urban legend because it was caught on tape? Some dumbass getting shot in the neck on Trump's behalf.

The dipshit's wife says her husband definitely didn't taze his balls and die. So it is 100% true and confirmed.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

no it was true wtf

Who What Now posted:

The dipshit's wife says her husband definitely didn't taze his balls and die. So it is 100% true and confirmed.

Well, either way, I want to believe.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004
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A fascist tazed himself in the balls TO DEATH for Donald Trump, and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise.

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May 27, 2004



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YeahTubaMike posted:

Didn't that turn out to be an urban legend?

But you know what definitely WASN'T an urban legend because it was caught on tape? Some dumbass getting shot in the neck on Trump's behalf.

no it was true wtf

Guze
Oct 10, 2007

Regular Human Bartender

Sydney Bottocks posted:

A fascist tazed himself in the balls TO DEATH for Donald Trump, and nothing anyone says will convince me otherwise.

If it wasn't true would I have a gangtag that says it was?


Checkmate tazerballs truthers.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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rush limbaugh is loving dead and he'll be dead forever lmao

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

Fojar38 posted:

rush limbaugh is loving dead and he'll be dead forever lmao

He had one life. One golden ticket to experience wonders and improve the lives of the people around him, and he did that with it fukkin :laffo: Jesus wept, what a senseless waste of carbon he was. at least that part of him should return to the earth eventually :unsmith:

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edit: double post i blame cloud flare

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Guze posted:

If it wasn't true would I have a gangtag that says it was?


Can't argue with that logic

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Thursday Next posted:

I'm really, really sorry to hear about that 3O. The fact that this country doesn't have any sort of kindness-backed euthanasia for terminal patients in unbelievable agony is insane to me.

Eh, one of the good things about being a States' Rights Muh Freedom country is the left coast states do have such a thing. My dad took advantage of it as a resident of Washington state and passed away peacefully once things really started going south.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Drunk Nerds posted:

Eh, one of the good things about being a States' Rights Muh Freedom country is the left coast states do have such a thing. My dad took advantage of it as a resident of Washington state and passed away peacefully once things really started going south.

My mom did this too, near at the end of her battle with cancer, in Oregon.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005




The real problem is we're not dancing on Rush Limbaugh's grave enough.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



The only good reason not to dance on his grave is because your dancing shoes would get covered in poo poo and piss.

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands

PassTheRemote posted:

When shapiro dies, just stick him in a kid sized coffin.

Put him in elon musk's pedo sub and drop it in the Mariana trench, no need to wait for his death.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

No, not must, but perhaps we want to

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Code Jockey posted:

My mom did this too, near at the end of her battle with cancer, in Oregon.

Fist bump and a beer, mang. Glad we live in a merciful part of this ruthless country. I hope Rush had a similar thing living in <checks notes>

https://www.deathwithdignity.org/states/texas/

That's a big self-own there, duders.

Edit: I guess he lived in FL, <checks notes again>

but not really

https://www.deathwithdignity.org/states/florida/

"ghouls" is not a bad enough term

Drunk Nerds fucked around with this message at 09:15 on Feb 21, 2021

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I just remembered there was also a lady with a "Don't tread on me." flag that got trampled to death at the capitol riot.

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe
I mean, Jesus Christ, you can't even let people not have months of pain before dying because... they won't get into Heaven... which they don't even want to get into anymore because they are in such pain that <theoretical> salvation is not worth being in months/years of pain for?

loving


Ghouls

Drunk Nerds
Jan 25, 2011

Just close your eyes
Fun Shoe

Drunk Nerds posted:

I mean, Jesus Christ, you can't even let people not have months of pain before dying because... they won't get into Heaven... which they don't even want to get into anymore because they are in such pain that <theoretical> salvation is not worth being in months/years of pain for?

loving


Ghouls

Someone, and I'm sorry I don't remember your name, recently made an argument that Figureheads for the repub party dying is great because once you examine their philosophy beyond "magic sky god and an authority figure says it's true" doesn't make any sense if you don;'t have a carney-like rich person selling it was loving spot on. I've used that argument to sway a couple of centrists more left with it. Thank you!

gschmidl
Sep 3, 2011

watch with knife hands


It's absolutely amazing how the NYT manages to be the worst thing around when Twitter, Facebook, and News Corp exist.

CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
Lol

Drone_Fragger
May 9, 2007


Laughing at rush limbaugh and pissing on his grave protected by first amendment, zombie justice Scalia reluctantly confirms

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER
Nov 11, 2020

H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R
4 real though, why dance on his grave when you can vandalise his grave

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

4 real though, why dance on his grave when you can vandalise his grave

¿Porque no los dos?

Mumbling Nuggets
Jan 14, 2017

by Fluffdaddy
Dancing on his grave isn't enough. They should do Pride Parades on it.

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Limbaugh’s grave will be covered in luscious green grass and tall shade trees from all the poo poo and piss fertilizing it constantly.

Fame Douglas
Nov 20, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

You Are A Elf posted:

Limbaugh’s grave will be covered in luscious green grass and tall shade trees from all the poo poo and piss fertilizing it constantly.

That seems more likely to result in an overgrowth of stinging nettles. Very fitting.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

HORSE-SLAUGHTERER posted:

4 real though, why dance on his grave when you can vandalise his grave

If you vandalize his grave someone might start keeping an eye on it which will rob people of the opportunity of pissing all over it.

You Are A Elf posted:

Limbaugh’s grave will be covered in luscious green grass and tall shade trees from all the poo poo and piss fertilizing it constantly.

Not even weeds will grow in his grave and you'll hear no sounds of life such as birds or insects anywhere near it.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

CPL593H posted:

Not even weeds will grow in his grave and you'll hear no sounds of life such as birds or insects anywhere near it.

Probably be kind of terrifying to visit his grave, actually, with all the screaming and flames and smoke coming from it.

mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

Cordoned off like the Zone Rouge in France, or the marshlands near Chernobyl.

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Johnny Walker posted:

It's interesting how he says Rush is hated not for "anything in particular he did or said" because a friend of mine pointed out the other day that the people who loved Rush can't name a particular thing he said or did that they loved. He had no big memorable interviews, no famous bits to go back and laugh about later, no big philosophical argument that he'd been making all that time--nothing.

He spent decades on the radio talking to millions of people every single day, and he never said anything that mattered to anyone.

lol

it really is interesting. virtually none of rush's defenders will ever come to specifically defend any of the lovely things he did. you know, the stuff he's actually KNOWN for. but rest assure, the man deserved all the praise he received for...whatever he did. :911:

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.

Heath posted:

No, not must, but perhaps we want to

Correct.

What we must do is unearth his grave and defecate in his mouth. The dancing part's optional.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Mr Interweb posted:

but rest assure, the man deserved all the praise he received for...whatever he did

made the libs mad.

"pwned" them if you will.

This is all that matters to these people

The Fattest PI
Mar 4, 2008
There's no rush to celebrate.

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
im calling it: ben shapiro's going to ask to be buried next to his sister

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