|
EBB posted:No no NO it's gonna be 18 months of dumb goth baby jokes and I'm gonna claw my eyes out It's gonna be great! EDIT: Terrible snipe, have a Hi & Lois 
FrumpleOrz fucked around with this message at 05:41 on Feb 21, 2021 |
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 05:30
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 09:51 |
|
|
FrumpleOrz posted:On The Fastrack IT BEGINS.  Imagine you're Holbrook, and you get paid to do what you love every day: Broadcast your impreg fetish to the entire country in 3 different mediocre newspaper comic strips  Slammy posted:Mopsy Sunday (August 24, 1947) The panel where her arm's going through the wall and are both phenomenal.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 05:43
|
|
|
Scary Gary has real goth babies  
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 06:22
|
|
|
Then, the powerful Katrinka got back to playing some of the world's earliest Flash games. Julet Esqu posted:
Given the stiff competition in this strip, it's helpful to occasionally be reminded that Bernice is just the worst. riderchop posted:Overboard While I'm posting, another just-slightly-off-kilter thing that drives me nuts about this strip is how all of the characters constantly refer to each other by name. I love it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 07:25
|
|
|
Daddy Daze Take It From the Tinkersons  Dark Side of the Horse 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 07:41
|
|
|
nishi koichi posted:gay’s scarf has got me anxious as gently caress right now Yeah, real Isadora Duncan vibes. Anyway, it's a little late, but I still think both Reply All and Take It from the Tinkersons are garbage.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 07:42
|
|
|
Prince Valiant
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 07:53
|
|
|
Dang, that Kennard close-up is... something. Anyway, in today's Blueberry: OK, here was another time I jumped in with a bit of specific editorializing - the scout reporting back to Cochise in the comic refers to the meeting as a pow-wow. I'm uncertain as to how prevalent that term would have been used back in the day, but considering it is derived from the Narragansett term 'powwaw' and those people are from the Rhode Island region (thanks, Wikipedia), I decided not to use that term, or I have a strong feeling that Bascom would be a MAGA-chud, or Look out, Bascom! A poisonous snake!   
Samovar fucked around with this message at 14:09 on Feb 21, 2021 |
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 08:28
|
|
|
I see Kliban has been watching me play Medieval Dynasty.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 08:43
|
|
|
I feel I gotta speak up in defense of the rattler there. Morning after a typical cold desert night, poor guy would've been sluggish without a chance to sun itself yet. Then this ox of a man comes through not looking where he's going, in rocky terrain like that doing so is asking for a broken ankle even without a snake. Doesn't hear the rattle, snake's too torpid to get away, does the only thing it can and gets shot for it.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 09:19
|
|
|
Bruceski posted:I feel I gotta speak up in defense of the rattler there. Morning after a typical cold desert night, poor guy would've been sluggish without a chance to sun itself yet. Then this ox of a man comes through not looking where he's going, in rocky terrain like that doing so is asking for a broken ankle even without a snake. Doesn't hear the rattle, snake's too torpid to get away, does the only thing it can and gets shot for it. No arguments here.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 10:03
|
|
|
has any real person ever gotten the end of a TP roll stuck to their shoe without noticing
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 10:07
|
|
|
Hwurmp posted:has any real person ever gotten the end of a TP roll stuck to their shoe without noticing 45th President of the United States, Donald Trump.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 10:20
|
|
|
Evil Mastermind posted:Working Daze god just fire him. Instead of GIS "ipad springboard" you... take a screenshot of your own desktop??? Manuel Calavera posted:Compu-Toon Apart from being 10 months late, this is brilliant. ~Coxy fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Feb 21, 2021 |
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 10:24
|
|
|
Transmodiar posted:Modesty Blaise Just for the record, there is no island called Asiago in Italy. There is a city called Asiago, but it's in the north, all the way on the opposite side of the country. (And it lends its name to a pretty good cheese.) Classic Kevin & Kell (September 27 - October 1, 1999)     
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 11:24
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 13:59
|
|
|
Julet Esqu posted:
Ben's been a decent guy so far, and I don't like how Bernice being a judgmental rear end in a top hat is already giving him the wrong idea about a person he hasn't even met yet. Hopefully he sees through his sister's bullshit and offers Tara a room in his family's home or something. catlord posted:Axa I'm beginning to think that Mark Ten is just too good for Axa. He needs someone who would appreciate his mechanical charms. Putting aside what looks like a broom with a bear's face, having DNA Wizard's first move as the department head be to demote two other researchers into low-paid assistants is a really scummy move. I'm gonna bet she'll use DNA magic to unperson them and turn them back to animals, just to save up on their department's budget. Professor Wayne posted:Is this guy asking how a professional athlete pays for his nanny? The rhino hasn't even been in an official match despite it being a year since he was scouted, so I don't know if I'd call him a professional just yet. 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:03
|
|
|
Nice!
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:08
|
|
|
Axa lost her loincloth as well now. But [man] kept his skinny jeans.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:16
|
|
|
Breaking Clown News Phoebe  Wallace  Curtis 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:18
|
|
|
Arlo and Janis Tina's Groove Classic (June 21, 2009)  Arlo and Janis Classic (June 21, 1999)  Garfield Classic (June 21, 1989) 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:38
|
|
|
Slammy posted:
nishi koichi posted:gay’s scarf has got me anxious as gently caress right now Yeah, it's a real issue with at least one fatality: Isadora Duncan: "On the night of September 14, 1927, in Nice, France, Duncan was a passenger in an Amilcar CGSS automobile owned by Benoît Falchetto [fr], a French-Italian mechanic. She wore a long, flowing, hand-painted silk scarf, created by the Russian-born artist Roman Chatov, a gift from her friend Mary Desti, the mother of American film director Preston Sturges. Desti, who saw Duncan off, had asked her to wear a cape in the open-air vehicle because of the cold weather, but she would only agree to wear the scarf.[52] As they departed, she reportedly said to Desti and some companions, "Adieu, mes amis. Je vais à la gloire !" ("Farewell, my friends. I go to glory!"); but according to the American novelist Glenway Wescott, Desti later told him that Duncan's actual parting words were, "Je vais à l'amour" ("I am off to love"). Desti considered this embarrassing, as it suggested that she and Falchetto were going to her hotel for a tryst.[53][54][55] Her silk scarf, draped around her neck, became entangled around the open-spoked wheels and rear axle, pulling her from the open car and breaking her neck.[1] Desti said she called out to warn Duncan about the scarf almost immediately after the car left. Desti brought Duncan to the hospital, where she was pronounced dead.[52] As The New York Times noted in its obituary, Duncan "met a tragic death at Nice on the Riviera". "According to dispatches from Nice, Duncan was hurled in an extraordinary manner from an open automobile in which she was riding and instantly killed by the force of her fall to the stone pavement."[56] Other sources noted that she was almost decapitated by the sudden tightening of the scarf around her neck.[57] The accident gave rise to Gertrude Stein's mordant remark that "affectations can be dangerous".[58] At the time of her death, Duncan was a Soviet citizen. Her will was the first of a Soviet citizen's to undergo probate in the U.S.[59] "
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:45
|
|
|
Surgeon's Tales  Every now and then Topelius likes to throw in weird profession themed language, so sailors say all kind of seafaring phrases and farmers use agricultural words. It's pretty silly and tricky to translate. Nancy  Dustin  Cruel Little Stories 
Kennel fucked around with this message at 14:50 on Feb 21, 2021 |
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 14:47
|
|
|
Kennel posted:Surgeon's Tales I appreciate the effort, and the translation 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:05
|
|
|
Vargo posted:Curtis I skimmed over this, saw "Zits" and "They'll shred me on social media" and thought they were doing an awful crossover.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:21
|
|
|
Kennel posted:Dustin Like imagine this was set up as a joke between best buds. You're on a long boring drive with your mate, and they take five minutes to set up the stupid "check tires" joke, I'd already be amused that they thought it up and went to the effort of stopping the car and doing the little performance, just to lighten spirits; and then they follow it up with the "check engine" actual punchline? King of comedy right there. Maybe I approach life differently, I don't know. e: clearly do as far as humour standards go My Lovely Horse fucked around with this message at 15:43 on Feb 21, 2021 |
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:25
|
|
|
That's a good Nancy
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:30
|
|
|
Rhymes with Orange Get Fuzzy 2/20/01  Brenda Starr 12/9/45  Smokey Stover 7/16/39  Richard's Poor Almanac  That's a really fine Sneetch.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:52
|
|
|
gleebster posted:Yeah, real Isadora Duncan vibes. Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Yeah, it's a real issue with at least one fatality: Isadora Duncan: precisely who i was thinking about. kind of remarkable that the comic was done two years after the accident
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:54
|
|
|
My Lovely Horse posted:I keep wondering: people don't really just crack jokes to each other in Dustinworld, do they? Everything's either a smartass quip that puts someone in their place, or evidence of their (legitimate, intolerable, actually physically painful) stupidity (and thus lower rank). No one ever just wants to make someone laugh, and it's only consequent that no one ever seems to do. No one likes anyone in Dustin. The dad hates his wife for liking "woman" things like going to the opera and shopping. The wife hates her husband because he's a miser who complains to everyone behind a register. The daughter hates everyone because she has no personality except to dunk on everyone with her snarky commentary. The little neighbor kid hates Zoomer culture because he's written by an out of touch Boomer. Dustin hates his friend because he's dumb as a brick. The women at the bar hate Dustin and his Friend because they exude an aura of failure that they somehow can see. The temp agency lady hates Dustin and he hates her back.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:57
|
|
|
Kennel posted:Cruel Little Stories mundane grinding sadness is my jam, thanks for posting these
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 15:59
|
|
|
Club life in Moominvalley That cow is so done with all of this.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:01
|
|
|
My Lovely Horse posted:I keep wondering: people don't really just crack jokes to each other in Dustinworld, do they? Everything's either a smartass quip that puts someone in their place, or evidence of their (legitimate, intolerable, actually physically painful) stupidity (and thus lower rank). No one ever just wants to make someone laugh, and it's only consequent that no one ever seems to do.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:03
|
|
|
Evil Mastermind posted:As bad as all that is (and it's pretty bad), I also hate the loving super-exaggerated "physically pained" expressions when someone says something dumb. Like they don't trust the reader to realize what the person said was really dumb. It's just a mean version of a PLOP! take or those half-lidded eyes that Hollbrook gives his characters when they deliver their "opps I forgot to tell a joke" punchlines.
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:24
|
|
|
FrumpleOrz posted:
 Nancy 1946 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:31
|
|
|
Comic Strips 2021: But the cow is bound by no vow of silence!
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:34
|
|
|
Family Circus Rose is Rose  One Big Happy  Foob  Compu-Toon  Bizarro  Foxtrot 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:40
|
|
|
Technowolf posted:Comic Strips 2021: But the cow is bound by no vow of silence! how now, vow cow
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 16:46
|
|
|
Docks  Retail   Popular Comics  
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 17:09
|
|
|
|
| # ? Apr 27, 2024 09:51 |
|
|
The Far Side   Pickles  Zits 
|
|
#
?
Feb 21, 2021 18:03
|
|
