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Shimrra Jamaane posted:When will the cast go to space? I mean, they tried to. Remember the time that organ harvesting cult leader built that rocket?
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Feb 22, 2021 00:13
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I mean, they tried to. Remember the time that organ harvesting cult leader built that rocket? Yeah but wasn’t that like a Dare Devil rocket? Not a real rocket ship.
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Feb 22, 2021 03:41
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Don't forget that Archie had a felony conviction and prison time on his resume before he leaves HS too. Where he banded together the youthful inmates with a game of football because he's actually a diplomat using physicality. Also kinda crazy that he would turn down a fuckin FULL RIDE to the Naval Academy, but sure why not let's just join the army i guess. This show is bonkers and it doesn't matter at all.
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Feb 22, 2021 17:55
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Remember that time a bunch of nuns were involved in a drug ring and got kids into drugs by getting them to play D&D? Those were the early days, before the show became as insane as it is now.
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Feb 23, 2021 00:00
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Quote-Unquote posted:Remember that time a bunch of nuns were involved in a drug ring and got kids into drugs by getting them to play D&D? And then those nuns committed ritualistic mass suicide. What's the body count for this show? Has anyone gone through and counted how many people have died?
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Feb 23, 2021 00:31
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The Notorious ZSB posted:Also kinda crazy that he would turn down a fuckin FULL RIDE to the Naval Academy, but sure why not let's just join the army i guess. Archie has huge enlisted energy tho so it makes sense.
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Feb 23, 2021 06:44
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Don't forget, those nuns also operated as the local conversion therapy center, completely unrelated to their cult and drug network. (ed: and an orphanage, which apparently never mixed with any of their other endeavours.)Space Cadet Omoly posted:What's the body count for this show? Has anyone gone through and counted how many people have died?
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Where I'm from nuns were selling children and working their mothers to death as slaves so most of the nun hijinks in Riverdale got a "Yeah, sound's right" from me. At some point character's were calling Riverdale the murder capitol of the US. Even Sabrina who was currently dealing with the lords of Hell got super nervous when she had to go get something from Riverdale
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Feb 23, 2021 18:09
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Calling it now, Mothman is the father of Toni's baby.
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Feb 25, 2021 15:34
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You know it’s Hirem.
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Feb 25, 2021 15:36
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GreenNight posted:You know it’s Hirem. Hiram was a Mothman alien several decades ago?
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Feb 25, 2021 15:59
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All I know about Hiram is he loves the great taste and iconic crunch of classic nacho cheese Doritos™. Actually, I have a question about his plan: he already owns/owned most of Riverdale, right? That was the driving force behind nearly every plot of the last two seasons or so. If you already own a town, why shutter it to try to start a new town a few miles away? Why not just make the town you already own better? He could still price it out of the market for the locals, while surely saving a substantial amount from not having to, y'know, build a whole new town.
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Feb 25, 2021 16:43
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pressedbunny posted:All I know about Hiram is he loves the great taste and iconic crunch of classic nacho cheese Doritos™. That seems sort of realistic to me. He just knows how to run a town like a business. He's the sort of CEO who runs a business into the ground and migrates to the competition before it goes belly up.
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Feb 25, 2021 16:54
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Riverdale: This season there's aliens. Deal with it fuckers.pressedbunny posted:All I know about Hiram is he loves the great taste and iconic crunch of classic nacho cheese Doritos™. Yeah, Hiram could have made a mint gentrifying Riverdale. It's close enough to New York that you can commute there for work (I mean, at least it is this season) that's a great location for a hyper rich suburb. Just have all the businesses you own jack up the prices, get your hired goons to run the local gangs out of town, then bulldoze the suburbs and start building bougie mcmansions. That would have been the smart thing to do, but Hiram isn't smart which is why his plans are constantly thwarted by the world's dumbest redhead.
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Feb 25, 2021 20:08
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He needs the town abandoned so he can dig for buried treasure.
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Feb 25, 2021 20:21
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I love Riverdale x Mothman. This is even better than Edgar’s rocket. Also, Archie and those kids were all wearing “Riverdale RROTC” shirts, but doesn’t the first R stand for Riverdale already? Archie dumb, I guess.
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drat Riverdale RROTC, NIC cards, and ATM machines.
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Feb 26, 2021 01:33
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The Vosgian Beast posted:Calling it now, Mothman is the father of Toni's baby. The fakeout is that Sheriff Keller is the Mothman. but Toni is definitely carrying the baby of Kevin and Fangs. The thing that sealed that for me was how Kevin was weeping openly at karaoke night. I love this stupid show a lot.
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Feb 26, 2021 18:54
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pressedbunny posted:I've watched every single episode and I know I could not explain it. It's not possible. I've tried.
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Feb 27, 2021 07:35
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I loving love Doritos-chomping villains and I will not be shamed!
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Feb 27, 2021 15:47
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Those teaching montages sucked. Have none of the writers seen The Substitute?
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Feb 27, 2021 16:20
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I haven't seen the whole episode yet but this Mr Dryfus guy has a massive metal bionicle in his garden and it rules
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Feb 27, 2021 19:45
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There's a poignant message about veterans somewhere in this episode, between the alien abductions and child labour exploitation.
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Mar 11, 2021 22:50
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Isn't printing your own money illegal? I could have sworn that was illegal, didn't factory owner used to do that to control their employees and force them to only buy things from the company store? Also: Nana Rose preserved an alien in maple. Yeah that is a thing. I like Tony, but it's a little hypocritical for her to call Cheryl out for commiting murder when she's also killed a dude.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:Isn't printing your own money illegal? I could have sworn that was illegal, didn't factory owner used to do that to control their employees and force them to only buy things from the company store? I feel like using free student labor from students in your class to establish a small business you will then run is also hella illegal.
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That was the most glorious 45 minutes of television I've seen in a long time. Each episode this season has been more bonkers than the last and it's only a shame it took so long to get here. I'm genuinely more engrossed in this season than any previously. Archie himself is still dull, but between the overnight economy propped up by a child labour circuit, the murder swamp, reliving the Vietnam(?) war, ACTUAL loving ALIENS, the chainsaw killer back on the loose, Hell Truck presumably still mowing down hookers somewhere, and of course the absolutely plot-vital twerk-off, I'm fine with the occasional boring Archie scene for breathing room. We need to change the thread title, though; the snuff film days seem positively quaint now.
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pressedbunny posted:That was the most glorious 45 minutes of television I've seen in a long time. Each episode this season has been more bonkers than the last and it's only a shame it took so long to get here. I'm genuinely more engrossed in this season than any previously. Archie himself is still dull, but between the overnight economy propped up by a child labour circuit, the murder swamp, reliving the Vietnam(?) war, ACTUAL loving ALIENS, the chainsaw killer back on the loose, Hell Truck presumably still mowing down hookers somewhere, and of course the absolutely plot-vital twerk-off, I'm fine with the occasional boring Archie scene for breathing room. I agree with like 90% of this post, but I have no idea how you could find Archie Andrews dull because that man is an agent of chaos. To each his own I guess, but personally I'm hoping this season involves Archie fist fighting an alien.
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Space Cadet Omoly posted:I agree with like 90% of this post, but I have no idea how you could find Archie Andrews dull because that man is an agent of chaos. To each his own I guess, but personally I'm hoping this season involves Archie fist fighting an alien. The penultimate episode of the season will be Archie fighting a bear shaped/sized alien.  It was good to see Cheryl back to form. I am amazed how Madelaine Petsch can effortlessly turn on the waterworks.
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Mar 12, 2021 18:47
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I will forever  for Cheryl, no matter how crazy they write her.
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Archie’s a goddamn golden (ginger?) retriever. Sees a criminal: “I want to fight criminals” Sees a picture of soldiers: “I want to join the military” Sees a fire: “I want to be a firefighter”
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Stuff I love: Veronicabux is so...unethical and Hiram really loves pointing it out. Archie doing exactly what you'd expect when presented with a burning building. Fuckin Aliens Reggie wearing similar clothes to Hiram (this was more of a think last ep) Pop Tate's bobblehead Maple syrup somehow blocking alien scanning stuff.
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Mar 13, 2021 20:40
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I don't understand Cheryl's forgery subplot, isn't she painting all the paintings 
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Mar 14, 2021 04:22
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She is/was going to forge a Rembrandt. (Apparently pictures of her nobody dead brother are more desirable??)
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pressedbunny posted:She is/was going to forge a Rembrandt. (Apparently pictures of her nobody dead brother are more desirable??) The Jason portrait was an early work by a painter who has recently won a number of awards, making it suddenly valuable on the market. I guess selling forgeries is easier if you don’t also have to fake the provenance. One step at a time.
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Mar 14, 2021 05:30
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Riverdale Season Five:pressedbunny posted:the snuff film days seem positively quaint now.
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Riverdale season 5. I preserved the mothman in maple syrup.
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Mar 14, 2021 08:17
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Nana Rose being like oh I think I have it around here still if you'd like me to look for it made me laugh
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Mar 14, 2021 08:58
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When does Archie bareknuckle box a mothman
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Man, has this season has been even hornier than usual. I'm fine with Archie and Betty just being friends (I actually liked their talk with each other, it was very sweet and they were both surprisingly mature about the situation), but I'm bummed about Archie and Veronica getting back together because they are so dull as a couple. I strongly suspect the aliens are connected to the murder truck, I'm not sure how but that's the vibe I get.
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