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lol the number of tethers issued as of new year's day this year: 21 billion the number of tethers issued as of now: 34.5 billion
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Feb 22, 2021 18:29
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still a long way to go till the big quintillion cowards
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Feb 22, 2021 19:04
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https://twitter.com/ofnumbers/status/1363923697439027208
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Wonder if the reason binance is pumping it's own stable coin and token is because they see the writing on the wall for tether. All the non cash exchanges got huge infusions of tether this morning while they were down.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:06
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Unbanking the banked! Edit: Bonus laser eyes.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:07
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I wonder what he said on his business account application. and what he actually planned to do with the money say where is that goon who worked for a bank's risk department or w/e anyway, they haven't posted in a while
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Feb 22, 2021 20:09
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FAUXTON is the name. he still posts, just not here
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Feb 22, 2021 20:12
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Real Name @RealName I'm doing banking crimes. I won't tell you what ones specifically, don't want my bank to find out 
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LordSaturn posted:FAUXTON is the name. he still posts, just not here good for him i mean that genuinely
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like i can't imagine you can work as a compliance officer at a bank and not blow a blood vessel in your brain after reading enough bitcoin thread, either from stress or laughing too hard
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Feb 22, 2021 20:42
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so uhh just out of curiosity how illegal is it to lie on a loan application? i hope that guy's just trolling because that sounds extremely illegal.
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Feb 22, 2021 20:51
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Bankrupt yourself (own bank).
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Eeyo posted:so uhh just out of curiosity how illegal is it to lie on a loan application? i hope that guy's just trolling because that sounds extremely illegal.
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Feb 22, 2021 21:36
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Hammerite posted:it might replace tether in its purported role as a "stable coin", but will it replace tether's de facto role as a means for shady market participants to pump bitcoin's value? coinbase iirc is the relatively law-abiding cryptocurrency organisation that institutions are willing to keep at arm's length, as opposed to the other cryptocurrency orgs which they won't touch with a ten foot pole. So presumably coinbase's stable coin can't and won't fill that role. When tether disappears and there's nothing doing for bitcoin what tether currently does, what happens? who knows, but it will probably be stupid (and therefore funny) yeah, I'd guess it'll supplant Tethers, maybe even mostly instead of all the way, and I'm expecting that to stabilize bitcoin prices and keep it from going as close to zero as it most recently did. I don't really care if Tether craters (other than the laff returns) but it'd be an unalloyed good for butts to and a stable coin baked by billions of real investor dollars will probably help prevent that, unfortunately
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Feb 22, 2021 21:55
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quote:What does it mean to be a programmable dollar? i do not want my dollar to be programmable 
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quote:As more goods and services are tokenized, smart contract platforms will become fundamental building blocks of value exchange. Centre’s open-source and transparent stablecoin framework allows fiat to interact with smart contracts, giving developers a viable way to use real world currencies in blockchain applications. i don't want my goods and services tokenized either
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Feb 22, 2021 22:35
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i had a house but they tokenized it now its stuck in an usb stick and i cant remember the password help my children are freezing to death
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Feb 22, 2021 22:39
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my housing... it’s actually turning into bitcoin!
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Feb 22, 2021 22:46
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i got hacked and now grandmas house belongs to some russian hackers, grandma is all scrambled by ransomware and looks like a broken jpeg help me please
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ymgve posted:i got hacked and now grandmas house belongs to some russian hackers, grandma is all scrambled by ransomware and looks like a broken jpeg help me please 
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Feb 22, 2021 23:56
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why grandma, what big artifacts you have
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Munkeymon posted:yeah, I'd guess it'll supplant Tethers, maybe even mostly instead of all the way, and I'm expecting that to stabilize bitcoin prices and keep it from going as close to zero as it most recently did. I don't really care if Tether craters (other than the laff returns) but it'd be an unalloyed good for butts to and a stable coin baked by billions of real investor dollars will probably help prevent that, unfortunately If it does replace Tethers, it'll be temporarily. All these stablecoins are temporary, they just seem a lot less temporary than they really are because the American federal government is slow as molasses and none of this was a priority under the last administration. But at some point Coinbase/Centre are gonna get a call from the SEC or CFTC or DOJ or some other relevant federal acronym, and then a few minutes later they're gonna announce that they're no longer issuing USDC and urge every USDC holder to start redeeming their tokens. Because... junan_paalla posted:USD coin still isn't audited, they have attestations which are as good as paying someone to say "yeah the money's there". it literally can't be audited, because it would mean either admitting that they're issuing an unregistered security, or admitting that usdc holders don't actually have any claims towards the holdings 'backing' them, making them worthless. ... this is all true, and not just for USDC, but for any currency-"backed" stablecoin. At best, the issuer is acting in good faith and has the money and intent to redeem their tokens, but is in violation of American securities and banking laws. At worst, the issuer is like Tether, and they're violating a whole host of securities and banking laws in addition to having neither the means nor intent to redeem their tokens for dollars.
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Shame Boy posted:a little while ago you said some messed up stuff about transpeople in this thread when you weren't in a good place mentally and it'd be nice if you acknowledged that wasn't too good of you, that's all I’m phone posting from the app, and will need to log into my desktop to be fully functioning as far as pm’s and posting (I didn’t get probed from any other sub forums so probably didn’t post in any threads that weren’t qued up in my bookmarks) but I am happy to claim I’m an rear end who posted poo poo in an altered state of reality and needed a public time out. I’ll be on my computer tonight.
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Feb 23, 2021 00:03
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Paladinus posted:Bankrupt yourself (own bank). be your owned bank
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Shame Boy posted:i don't want my goods and services tokenized either
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so is there any reason why I can’t just fork Ethereum, transfer NFTs to myself, and be able to view my new prized JPEGs on TopShot or whatever this sports cryptokitties 2.0 thing is?
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Nybble posted:so is there any reason why I can’t just fork Ethereum, transfer NFTs to myself, and be able to view my new prized JPEGs on TopShot or whatever this sports cryptokitties 2.0 thing is? i'm going to take a wild guess that's probably correct and say: because all the actual assets and important stuff is stored on their servers and the blockchain part is only an afterthought bolted on to the side
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Feb 23, 2021 05:13
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why did i click on this vitalick butterin is sinking about bitcoin while shaking his butt around why would you make this 
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Feb 23, 2021 07:44
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Feb 23, 2021 08:11
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Boxturret posted:please don't post group suicide pacts in the 'pos You can't tell me what to do!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xmFjdH-19xo
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Can someone post or find me the meme thats like a line graph with multiple colors then it shows some stupid looking guy with one of those pens that draws multiple colors
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https://twitter.com/TheBlock__/status/1364194400813936645 lol edit: https://twitter.com/DeItaone/status/1364192478908329985 "... in New York", Walt, "ends illegal trading activity in New York" is the key part you left off. "Don't do this thing that you already got in trouble for doing when you weren't supposed to, we REALLY mean it this time. Also we don't want to sift through all this bullshit you sent us, this should be the feds' problem, so pay us our pound of flesh and let's call it a day" Blotto_Otter fucked around with this message at 14:02 on Feb 23, 2021 |
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Feb 23, 2021 13:54
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Boxturret posted:why did i click on this It was fated to happen.
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Feb 23, 2021 14:05
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i assume this is one of those bullshit deferred prosecution agreements where they admit no wrong-doing
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Blotto_Otter posted:https://twitter.com/TheBlock__/status/1364194400813936645
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