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https://twitter.com/LASDHQ/status/1364295974961573889?s=20 https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1364301047221653507?s=20 wonder how drugged/drunk out of his mind he was
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"Kobe!"
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Apparently his legs are mangled. "Woods suffered moderate to critical injuries after being pulled from his car in following a rollover crash in Rancho Palos Verdes, according to Los Angeles County Fire Department spokesperson Henry Narvez." Critical leg injuries implies that he's not gonna be swinging normally. Probably still on the Ambien tip.
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I hope he's OK, his win at the Masters a couple years ago was awesome  Aardvark! posted:wonder how drugged/drunk out of his mind he was 7:12 AM....uhoh
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Feb 23, 2021 21:26
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no pubes yet sorry posted:moderate to critical Ethereal Meaning Technician
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Feb 23, 2021 21:28
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What kinda car is that?
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iSimian posted:What kinda car is that? im not sure but i'd like to think it's one he won for getting a hole-in-one at some golf tournament
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Feb 23, 2021 21:31
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boring turd boring sport excellent car crash tho
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Judged by that picture we might be calling him Lieutenant Dan Woods soon.
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Feb 23, 2021 21:32
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gently caress I just made a thread about this really hope the guy is okay
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iSimian posted:What kinda car is that? This thing? I think? https://www.businessinsider.com/2021-genesis-gv80-review-price-specs-horsepower-interior-hyundai-suv-2020-10 Aardvark! posted:im not sure but i'd like to think it's one he won for getting a hole-in-one at some golf tournament Yeah it says Genesis Invitational on the door so you're probably right! Edit: whoops guess he hosted it and it just finished the other day
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Sirotan posted:This thing? I think? https://www.businessinsider.com/2021-genesis-gv80-review-price-specs-horsepower-interior-hyundai-suv-2020-10 That's the one! Thank you.
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Sirotan posted:This thing? I think? https://www.businessinsider.com/2021-genesis-gv80-review-price-specs-horsepower-interior-hyundai-suv-2020-10 From that article about the SUV: "What falls short: Light and numb steering" lol
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Feb 23, 2021 21:37
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why the Drugs tag though? is Eldrick Tiger Woods out in the  weed as it were?
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he should have pulled out of joslyn james imo
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I. M. Gei posted:why the Drugs tag though? no i just put it pre-emptively since he had a huge one car accident at 7:12am. no the way the dude wasnt on drugs lol
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Feb 23, 2021 21:39
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Last Mercedes he had to be pulled out of was a stripper imo
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I. M. Gei posted:why the Drugs tag though? Given his history and the time frame we're talking about for this accident, it's not completely out of the question.
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He had a DUI in 2017 where they found Xanax, Ambien, THC, and Vicodin in his system at the time. Also at 7 am coincidentally.
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Everyone so quick to accuse him of drugs. He was probably jacking it to porn playing on the in-dash infotainment system, imo.
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Target Practice posted:Last Mercedes he had to be pulled out of was a stripper imo heh
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Just smokin a little doob to take the edge off the Xanax and Vicodin nbd.
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Bad drive couldnt keep it on the fairway, gonna be tough to save par here
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DarkSoulsTantrum posted:He had a DUI in 2017 where they found Xanax, Ambien, THC, and Vicodin in his system at the time. Also at 7 am coincidentally. Jesus Christ. I can't believe weed did that to him.
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Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:Everyone so quick to accuse him of drugs. 'We detected you had an accident. Do you still need to finish?'
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Feb 23, 2021 21:45
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Tiger Woods seems way too cool to play golf
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Royal Updog posted:Tiger Woods seems way too cool to play golf Probably won’t have to worry about that for too much longer.
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Aardvark! posted:Jesus Christ. I can't believe weed did that to him. I know this was a joke but the other three are a hell of a combo. I'm surprised he was able to start the ignition before passing out onto his car horn.
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Are drugs a sport? He could do that now
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Propaganda Machine posted:I know this was a joke but the other three are a hell of a combo. I'm surprised he was able to start the ignition before passing out onto his car horn. If I take half a mg of Xanax I need to be lying down within 20 minutes.
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Good thing he survived, but I think "Jaws of life" sounds very cumbersome to call for in an emergency. Shouldn't there be a more snappy name you shout for? Claws? Lifesnips?
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Propaganda Machine posted:I know this was a joke but the other three are a hell of a combo. I'm surprised he was able to start the ignition before passing out onto his car horn. For a first timer there's no way, but if someone's a regular user for a long time (which that strongly suggests he was), it's amazing what people's bodies can get used to. That's actually how a shitload of people OD, when they've been off for a while and lose some tolerance and then go back to their old dose because they forgot how much they escalated over time.
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So are they remaking him into a cyborg that fights crime and does drugs
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Sinteres posted:For a first timer there's no way, but if someone's a regular user for a long time (which that strongly suggests he was), it's amazing what people's bodies can get used to. That's actually how a shitload of people OD, when they've been off for a while and lose some tolerance and then go back to their old dose because they forgot how much they escalated over time. I know this hardcore alcoholic who used to laugh about no one at his job noticed he drank a bottle of wine in his car everyday at lunch. He eventually got fired, but out of just incompetence. I mean, probably, I'm not saying the wine didn't contribute to that, but really, it took them months to notice that he were drunk at lunch every day?
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Spending a lot of time these days seeing pictures of celebrities I haven't seen in a long time and thinking about how old they look. Tiger Woods didn't disappoint in this regard. It's mostly just the hair though I guess.
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lol remember when all his texts came out to his mistress "I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp" lmao
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Please enjoy this golf related soundtrack while reading this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oLJ4jOAQINo
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Zeta Acosta posted:people totally notice an alcoholic they are polite and dont say anything Yeah, going through this with a friend. He gets annoyed at drunk people but he himself drinks constantly because he thinks he's different and special and functional (no job, plays ff14 all day).
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