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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > RSF: The Great Space Space > Space is like your mom because
 
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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 she's indescribably vast and mostly composed of trace gases.

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 she's a cold, unforgiving vacuum.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
No one can hear you scream when you’re inside her

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Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

 Yo mamma so fat she achieved hydrostatic equilibrium

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Astryl
Feb 1, 2005

"15,000 hours of Diablo II isn't that much, dweeb."

 The number of holes she has is equal only to her mass

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Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

 Nobody can definitely explain the reason for her increasing rate of expansion.

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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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ikanreed posted:

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

lol

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
She’s devoid of any intelligent life

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
she's dead

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
It's always dudes from Ohio.

Wait, that's my mom. poo poo.

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Remulak posted:

It's always dudes from Ohio.


Always has been

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Eat My Ghastly Ass
Jul 24, 2007

ikanreed posted:

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

:captainpop:

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A Bakers Cousin
Dec 18, 2003

by vyelkin
https://twitter.com/NatureNews/status/1364582476849549312?s=19

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
when she blows she destroys everything within 10 light years of her

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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
It's really cool!

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Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
shes... black?

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YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

OMGVBFLOL posted:

shes... black?

drat, beaten to it.

She, like space, is also awesome. :cool:

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

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Weka posted:

It's really cool!

Frigid, even.

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90s Solo Cup
Feb 22, 2011

To understand the cup
He must become the cup


 she takes your breath away. literally.

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Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
plasma makes up a significant portion of its mass

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mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

ikanreed posted:

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.
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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

ikanreed posted:

A total of 568 people from 41 countries have been in her.

lmao

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Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

 She likes to put on a show for thirsty nerds in the desert.

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Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan
That South African rear end in a top hat is always penetrating her.

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