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 Been thinking about apes lately and how cool they are. I like when they’re cute or funny, less so when they’re sad or endangered.
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theres an ape called the mandrill 
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Feb 25, 2021 00:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0veiTgUQLKw
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Feb 25, 2021 00:39
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One of my early memories was visiting a zoo in Germany when I was seven and seeing a gorilla for the first time. He was huge, and as he sat there watching the watchers he made eye contact with me and I saw crystal clear, thinking intelligence, and that image has stayed with me to this day. I think that brief encounter played an instrumental part in giving me the deep love and respect for all animals that I have today. The only other memory I have from that day is a big nosed ape (or monkey?) whose species I am unsure of showing me his rear end and then charging the glass. I think he wanted to kill us, but I still love and respect him. That was 35 years ago and both of those apes are probably dead now.  edit: it was definitely one of these, a Proboscis monkey: 
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Feb 25, 2021 00:41
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Feb 25, 2021 00:43
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Dang this coot is PRO. First they do the hootin and hollerin to get people leaning forward, paying attention, then rocking back and forth with the arms swaying so you don't even notice the palmed turd, then an underarm fastball right smack dab in the middle of grannies face! A great ape indeed.
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Feb 25, 2021 01:43
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Humans are a species of great ape. Hi apes.
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Feb 25, 2021 01:49
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Bula Vinaka posted:Humans are a species of great ape. I dunno if they are that great really.
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Feb 25, 2021 02:26
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Your face looks like one of these monkeys butts https://www.thecut.com/2016/12/scientists-think-your-face-evolved-to-resemble-an-apes-butt.html
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Feb 25, 2021 02:30
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*spits* lotta squatch here abouts
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Feb 25, 2021 02:33
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apes are unsettling and bad. They rip off and deglove fingers and poo poo without blinking an eye. Basically super powered strength and agility, devoid of moral reasoning, in a grotesque humanoid form
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Feb 25, 2021 02:39
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Thesaurus posted:apes are unsettling and bad. They rip off and deglove fingers and poo poo without blinking an eye. Basically super powered strength and agility, devoid of moral reasoning, in a grotesque humanoid form That's more chimps when they get violent. Orangutans are less violent. Gorillas show violence and can and do violence do each other, but a lot of it is show. Basically, from what I've heard, if you offer food to chimps and gorillas, they tend to just take it, sometimes running away to make sure they can eat all of it without anyone else taking it from them. If you offer orangutans food, they tend to break it in half and hand you back your half. #notallapes
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Feb 25, 2021 02:50
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Feb 25, 2021 02:53
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God made man in his image then made apes look like him but hosed up
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Feb 25, 2021 03:05
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his coconut gun can fire in spurts if he shoots ya, it's gonna hurt
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Feb 25, 2021 03:09
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Thesaurus posted:apes are unsettling and bad. They rip off and deglove fingers and poo poo without blinking an eye. Basically super powered strength and agility, devoid of moral reasoning, in a grotesque humanoid form Yeah OP I agree. let’s go shoot them all to death with a colossal moloch like edifice of weapons of war
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Feb 25, 2021 03:13
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skasion posted:Yeah OP I agree. let’s go shoot them all to death with a colossal moloch like edifice of weapons of war Only if we can do it while looking like a 300lb rubbery misshapen turnip.
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Feb 25, 2021 03:50
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Primates are boring. Cuttlefish are cuter and have Many Smart
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Feb 25, 2021 04:21
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Pppssssshhhhhhhhh, been ape sucka. 
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Feb 25, 2021 04:23
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I once went to the zoo and the orangutan was just absolutely going to town on his dick, just havin a grand ol time. I respect it.
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Feb 25, 2021 04:24
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Most humans are on par with the low apes. The best most of them could hope for is hypersimian (monosyllabes, basic tool use, ability to choose right and wrong but still swallow their gum).
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Feb 25, 2021 04:26
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sexpig by night posted:I once went to the zoo and the orangutan was just absolutely going to town on his dick, just havin a grand ol time. I respect it. Spank, shock, suck The monkey e. I know monkeys aren't apes don't any of you try and tell me
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Feb 25, 2021 04:27
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When I was a kid they had some of those fu man chu mustache pocket monkeys at the Minnesota zoo. Or como, idk. Anyways, I was on a field trip and saw it. You know how there's this weird slightly squishy seal between panes of glass or plastic? This loving mustache monkey was using its long rear end pencil thin long to lick a hole through it. This guy was just plastered against the pane, reverse-throating it's weirdly long tongue through the hole, with it just flopping up, then down, over and over again. We all took turns getting licked by the monkey. It was pretty cool.
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Feb 25, 2021 04:44
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deadeyez posted:When I was a kid they had some of those fu man chu mustache pocket monkeys at the Minnesota zoo. Or como, idk. Anyways, I was on a field trip and saw it. You know how there's this weird slightly squishy seal between panes of glass or plastic? This loving mustache monkey was using its long rear end pencil thin long to lick a hole through it. This guy was just plastered against the pane, reverse-throating it's weirdly long tongue through the hole, with it just flopping up, then down, over and over again. We all took turns getting licked by the monkey. It was pretty cool. yw
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Feb 25, 2021 04:49
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Thesaurus posted:apes are unsettling and bad. They rip off and deglove fingers and poo poo without blinking an eye. Basically super powered strength and agility, devoid of moral reasoning, in a grotesque humanoid form Oh well thankfully humans have evolved beyond that.
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Feb 25, 2021 04:56
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Head Bee Guy posted:
Good ole saucer face. Very majestic creature
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Feb 25, 2021 05:00
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skasion posted:Yeah OP I agree. let’s go shoot them all to death with a colossal moloch like edifice of weapons of war *bangs chest and rushes towards you* I’m the OP of this clan Head Bee Guy fucked around with this message at 06:11 on Feb 25, 2021 |
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Feb 25, 2021 06:09
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all these apes are driving me bananas.
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Feb 25, 2021 06:36
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*sigh* "It's a living."
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Feb 25, 2021 07:00
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BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:all these apes are driving me bananas. Maybe you should stop putting wheels on your bananas then. 
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Feb 25, 2021 07:00
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Then how would the apes drive them?
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Feb 25, 2021 10:14
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Weka posted:Then how would the apes drive them? That was the point, that they were driving them bananas. 
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Feb 25, 2021 10:18
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Gibbons own
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Feb 25, 2021 10:28
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Jose posted:Gibbons own https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLMRHScRnhs
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Feb 25, 2021 12:20
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Genetic engineering biomods better let me do this before I die.
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Feb 25, 2021 12:35
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I always love the "no human could walk like that!" stuff
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Feb 25, 2021 12:41
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If I had it all to do over again I'd go with orangutan this time. They seem like they've got it all figured out. Nothing but eating fruit all day and giving each other backrubs. They've got all of the ape smarts and none of the ape murder rage. Please don't ruin orangutans for me by explaining that they do in fact have ape murder rage. I don't want to hear that poo poo. Nobody does.
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