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spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

Zero One posted:

People have already identified themselves in the photos: https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/rediscovered-alaska-photos/index.html

As a lifelong AK resident this brought me to tears. I thought I was helping, but apparently most of the legwork has already been done. I was just glad to be like that meme of leo d'caprio pointing with the beer.

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Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Zero One posted:

People have already identified themselves in the photos: https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/rediscovered-alaska-photos/index.html

Glad to see something genuinely heartwarming like this.

Juando290
Apr 22, 2007

You stopped toe curlin in the hot tub cause you heard sperms stay alive in there and you have seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.

I have always giggled at the selling of the country lifestyle in this way...like, there are specific things you have to do to be "country". I meet people in my current career that are driving lifted trucks, wear "cowboy" styled clothes. through casual conversation, find out that they grew up in the suburbs with a typical American upbringing. But then people are shocked to find out that I grew up milking cows at my grandparents dairy, bucking hay, raising chickens for eggs and meat for selling (we had about 400 at any given time) rabbits for meat as well, and rode horses....but I dress in a "normal fashion" and at one point used to drive a hybrid civic. The people who fetishize country music and the perceived culture around it seem like they cant reconcile that a liberal tech nerd in sales could ever have existed in that dimension.

btw...you don't need a truck to drive in mud and hang out by the river. My 84 Toyota Tercel 4wd wagon did just fine for that. (full disclosure....I did think I was cool for having something 4wd, even if it wasn't a truck...I was dumb)

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
All of my friends’ parents had bar basements! They were there for social reasons, but everyone kinda discovered that the house where they played poker was the only one that actually got used, and being the guy who owned that bar got expensive pretty fast.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

I want a 100% serious british pathé style documentary about people who airbrush tailgates

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde

Unironically owns

naem
May 29, 2011


strong crossover with the Squatch thread

https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3892061

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

wilderthanmild posted:

My MiL basically said this to me once.

I've known several people who flat out refuse to use theirs, some even try to support it like you need to outsmart other drivers on the road.

I have a review with the work experience kid later and this is still the dumbest thing I'll read all day.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


wilderthanmild posted:

My MiL basically said this to me once.

I've known several people who flat out refuse to use theirs, some even try to support it like you need to outsmart other drivers on the road. Like I've seen people who seem to speed up if I put my blinker on, but it's not like I need to loving make surprise moves on the highway.

Driving is a competition like everything else and everyone on the road is your enemy.

Lead hosed up so many brains in this country.

youre dick
Jan 29, 2019

ninjoatse.cx posted:

All of my friends’ parents had bar basements! They were there for social reasons, but everyone kinda discovered that the house where they played poker was the only one that actually got used, and being the guy who owned that bar got expensive pretty fast.

My friend's house was that house. The first time i puked, at age 14, was at his house, we decided to drink his dad's Yankee Gold vodka. They were immigrants from Poland and he bought it by the case

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Warren Zevon does a great job at skewering country living fetishization in his song Play it All Night Long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4W07dFdGadE

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JxWOCUon3M

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

Driving is a competition like everything else and everyone on the road is your enemy.

Lead hosed up so many brains in this country.

it's not just the lead. they did a study on why people turn in to assholes in their cars. since it's basically a bubble of personal space, people get super aggressive or defensive while driving

they also found out people with a ton of stickers are more likely to cause an incident, even dumbass hippie stickers.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

This is amazing.

Flyball
Apr 17, 2003

Robo Reagan posted:

it's not just the lead. they did a study on why people turn in to assholes in their cars. since it's basically a bubble of personal space, people get super aggressive or defensive while driving

they also found out people with a ton of stickers are more likely to cause an incident, even dumbass hippie stickers.

https://www.nature.com/news/2008/080613/full/news.2008.889.html

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Dear Prudence posted:

It's the same kind of pissing contest between sports teams - mostly all in good fun.

Also, just like in collegiate sports, you get lots of people who never served, or they washed out, or just for whatever vague reason of their choosing they die hard rep a particular branch of the military and poo poo talk the others. They're major douches.

Thelonious
Jul 16, 2005

I've always assumed that the amount of stickers on a vehicle was inversely proportional to the intelligence and or driving skill of the owner.

Guess I wasn't too off base.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe

youre dick posted:

My friend's house was that house. The first time i puked, at age 14, was at his house, we decided to drink his dad's Yankee Gold vodka. They were immigrants from Poland and he bought it by the case

The first time you ever puked was at 14 :confused:

spookykid
Apr 28, 2006

I am an awkward fellow
after all

ninjoatse.cx posted:

The first time you ever puked was at 14 :confused:

From alcohol ingestion dummy.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Got mail meant for the neighbors again.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
how do I sign up for Beef Semen Magazine

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

how do I sign up for Beef Semen Magazine

https://www.progressivedairy.com/magazine








AKZ fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Feb 27, 2021

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Am I allowed to call someone a dumb hick if they name their cow Nascar? Perhaps I'm looking at this wrong and that's just being a savvy businessman.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993

I would love to know what everything in this photo means

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

Aardvark! posted:

I would love to know what everything in this photo means

I got you. Nascar's stats.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They mean about as much as the figures on any personal ad you find in the back of a specialist magazine.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
Check out these stats

https://www.coopex.com/taureau-nascar.html

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

goatface posted:

They mean about as much as the figures on any personal ad you find in the back of a specialist magazine.

Is your specialist magazine for people who drain the fun out of things like goddamn lampreys?

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009


Dat rear leg side :drat:

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
somewhere in the midwest some little wiener children are talking about bull jizz like it's baseball stats

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Just so I'm not the only one stuck with an uncomfortable realization: Its likely a non zero number of dairy cow semen orders are made by buyers with no interest in breeding cattle.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
gonna need some EVE Online goons to help me minmax my dairy farm. what's the recommended thurl width for beginners these days?

E: is a 30 teat shape bad?

AARD VARKMAN fucked around with this message at 04:24 on Feb 27, 2021

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

It's all about Teat Length, IMHO.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Okay, but how much cum can this thing shoot out?

Caedus
Sep 11, 2007

It's good to have a sense of scale.



BEEF VALUE

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

curse this data economy we have created

Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
Pick your name. I'm Hock Thickness.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Zero One posted:

Pick your name. I'm Hock Thickness.

I'm Teat Orientation.

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Woof Blitzer
Dec 29, 2012

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