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Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)

Ehud posted:

"is it just me or is tom brady becoming likable? he was drunk and he hired a social media team hahah!"

no gently caress you and gently caress tom brady

Hey Ehud, how mad are you that your ginger ex-coworker gets to celebrate the greatness that is tom brady like every other year?


What's that Jerry Seinfeld quote, something like "The best revenge is living well?" Imagine torturing yourself for 20 years hoping bad things happen to someone blessed by God himself. You could have saved yourself all that anger and high blood pressure just by giving in to the GOAT. Brady will never die and will be winning super bowls far past your expiration date, deal with it :smugdog:

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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady is good at football.

I wish the Lions could be as good at football as he is. I wish they could set touchdown records and win Super Bowls. And be stunningly handsome and make Bad Boys For Life Instagram videos.

OneTruePecos
Oct 24, 2010

Mister Fister posted:

What's that Jerry Seinfeld quote, something like "The best revenge is living well?"

Jerry Seinfeld, George Herbert, same thing really.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

OneTruePecos posted:

Jerry Seinfeld, George Herbert, same thing really.

Were they both into 17 year olds?

Thomas Brady
Nov 23, 2000
ASK ME ABOUT BEING A CHEATING, OPEN MOUTH CHILD KISSING CHUD THAT LOST TO ELI TWICE

Gonz posted:

Tom Brady is good at football.

Thank you!

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1365067336349286408?s=20

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Brady caught so much poo poo from his teammates for that photo shoot.

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

brady is too good at the internet

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
Bring back the TB Times coward.

https://www.foxsports.com/stories/nfl/the-tb-times

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

I loved how those would just veer unto pure surrealism.

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

I will vote for Tom Brady

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer

Applebees Appetizer posted:

I will vote for Tom Brady

I would too, but there's no chance a defense attorney he could afford would allow me onto the jury.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Tom Brady had seen aliens: CONFIRMED

https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1367620682578804737

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Tom Brady open mouth kissed aliens and they love it

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

sweet thursday posted:

Tom Brady open mouth kissed aliens and they love it

The aliens are hooked on the TB12 Plan.

a god damn idiot
Sep 7, 2006


Gonz posted:

The aliens are hooked on the TB12 Plan.

Maybe he got it from them.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

a god drat idiot posted:

Maybe he got it from them.

OH SHI-

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.
Y'know, if Brady just starts saying that he saw aliens just to contradict Cowherd, I might actually start respecting him

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
I like the new memelord tom brady.

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010




Told y'all he just needed to get out of Grumpy ol' Bill's shadow.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
change the "users browsing" text to " x reasons tom brady is the goat"

Mister Fister
May 17, 2008

D&D: HASBARA SQUAD
KILL-GORE


I love the smell of dead Palestinians in the morning.
You know, one time we had Gaza bombed for 26 days
(and counting!)
This is Ehud in an alternate timeline where he's a Bucs fan, circa March 2020 :mmmhmm:

https://twitter.com/Gridiron/status/1368157519810531328

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

Tom Brady does not have wrinkled titties, they are nice and supple :colbert:

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
https://twitter.com/TomBrady/status/1370423289550635009

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


https://twitter.com/3FigureIncome/status/1370423997490429957?s=20

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That might be the most pretentious hoodie I've ever seen. it's fantastic.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Sounds like someone who’s led an exciting life.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012



I thought linking your own twitter wasn’t allowed outside of the chat thread

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Not liking the shade thrown at Jake Plummer

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World
*re-counts the rings*

Nope Brady is still the GOAT LOL

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Brady is going to retire after his 10th Super Bowl ring and the retirement video is just gonna be him and Gronk doing a shot for shot remake of the original Bad Boys movie and people are going to be so perma-mad it’ll be incredible.

Big Dick Cheney
Mar 30, 2007
Not the loans!!!

Jivesauce
Nov 22, 2007

Big Dick Cheney posted:

Not the loans!!!

You picked one of the very few things on the list that is genuinely lovely...

Jivesauce fucked around with this message at 20:30 on Mar 14, 2021

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

kidcoelacanth
Sep 23, 2009

there's a lot going on here but i am laser-trained on that two-tone bowtie

Satisfaction Guaranteed
Jan 17, 2001

Forum Veteran


You reminded me to dig this one up

https://twitter.com/super70ssports/status/1064056840953171968

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
https://twitter.com/JennaLaineESPN/status/1372180033477939201?s=20

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Think she meant to say "absolute triumph" lol

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer
Avocado tequila?


Tom is just living his best life

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.


also ignored covid restrictions and obtained a covid relief loan for his TB12 grift hahahaha

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