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Cease to Hope posted:still thinkin about that tire You must unlearn what you have learned.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 10:49 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:15 |
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posting in yhe dash rendar tire thread with my new av
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 18:55 |
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Cease to Hope posted:still thinkin about that tire You're not tired of it? It's a very 90s aesthetic.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 19:14 |
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Give the people what they want Disney. Dash movie
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:23 |
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He's two-tired from all this dashing around. But he's also only a third of the man Kyle Katarn is.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 20:46 |
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Sally posted:posting in yhe dash rendar tire thread with my new av Show off
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:23 |
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Sally posted:posting in yhe dash rendar tire thread with my new av weren't you the one who avatared me with the same Avatar avatar as someone else
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:29 |
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to quote shaggy: it wasnt me. i did the probate people with pictures of dash rendar thread
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 21:59 |
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I didn't start the avatar avatars but by God I'm gonna raise them as my own.
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# ? Feb 5, 2021 22:32 |
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If there's one thing I know about Star Wars EU stuff, it's that somewhere someone has written a detailed backstory of why Dash wears two-thirds of a tire, where the tire came from, and what happened to the other third.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 17:43 |
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Sarcastro posted:If there's one thing I know about Star Wars EU stuff, it's that somewhere someone has written a detailed backstory of why Dash wears two-thirds of a tire, where the tire came from, and what happened to the other third. And this backstory is sacrosanct, and must be strictly and explicitly adhered to in any future work referencing said character, or a mob of angry nerds will burn down the writer's house.
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# ? Feb 8, 2021 21:09 |
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There's actually a documentary about Shadows of the Empire that reveals the true reason for Dash Rendar's tire:Jon Knoles posted:We had to give him some big hulky shoulder pads to hide the fact that, in those days, we didn't have smooth joints for characters. So you would see the arm penetrate into the body in weird ways. Effectively, every joint is like a capsule pushed into each other, and it looks really bad if you can't figure out a way to hide it. So that's where the shoulder pads came in.
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# ? Feb 9, 2021 18:34 |
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It's so he can do cool forwards and backwards dives during shootouts without hurting his shoulders OP.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 18:42 |
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I think the real question is why isn't everyone else wearing two-thirds of a tire.
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 21:21 |
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Is that one third of a tire in your pants or are you just happy to see me?
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# ? Feb 15, 2021 22:06 |
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It has occurred to me recently that Finn appears to be wearing the Dash Rendar pants all throughout The Rise of Skywalker [Link to a DeviantArt page because I can't find a better image source] which is an amazing thing to notice because Finn is in that movie for about 2 minutes, tops.
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# ? Feb 16, 2021 00:27 |
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just needs 2/3s of a tire
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# ? Feb 16, 2021 00:34 |
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Are those meritorious conduct space pants like Han’s? Maybe Dash passed them down when their existed hope for Finn’s character
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# ? Feb 16, 2021 00:35 |
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i can't believe nobody has fixed the thread title
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# ? Feb 16, 2021 00:56 |
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You're right changing the title to "why is dash render wearing five eighths of a tire"
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# ? Feb 16, 2021 02:16 |
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It's literally because the N64 wasn't able to animate shoulder articulation without it looking freaky, so the tires hide that poo poo. e;fb
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 15:04 |
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Dash Rendar sounds like one of the names from Space Mutiny.
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# ? Feb 17, 2021 21:24 |
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:14 |
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"You're.... one hundred percent sure that's not Han, right Chewie?" "RRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH"
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 00:37 |
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I like his gun's extension cord.
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 01:21 |
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Sanguinia posted:I like his gun's extension cord. It's a wallet chain. For his gun
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:06 |
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nine-gear crow posted:It's a wallet chain. For his gun Then where are his JNCOs?
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 03:29 |
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dash rendar was the lame, console version of kyle katarn
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 04:30 |
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Shaggar posted:dash rendar was the lame, console version of kyle katarn
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 07:38 |
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Shaggar posted:dash rendar was the lame, console version of kyle katarn Kyle Katarn is the lovely PC knock off of Dash Rendar
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 10:00 |
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this seems to be the answer to my question
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 10:39 |
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"What if instead...I shoot ya right in the fuckin FACE"
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# ? Feb 24, 2021 14:21 |
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Shaggar posted:dash rendar was the lame, console version of kyle katarn Mods?
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# ? Feb 26, 2021 20:57 |
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I'm pretty sure you can change Kyle Katarn into Dash Rendar with mods, yes.
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# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:13 |
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nine-gear crow posted:I'm pretty sure you can change Kyle Katarn into Dash Rendar with mods, yes.
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# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:45 |
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The real question is: why aren't you?
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# ? Feb 26, 2021 23:54 |
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My Jedi Academy OC is cooler than Kyle Katarn
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 00:29 |
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Shaggar posted:dash rendar was the lame, console version of kyle katarn Dash Rendar was the lame, console version of Boba Fett. Apparently the devs wanted to do a Fett game, but Nintendo wanted an ~exclusive character~ so they came up with Dash instead.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 00:32 |
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That makes a ton of sense actually.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 00:37 |
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# ? Apr 24, 2024 09:15 |
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but if that's the case then how come dash rules and is cool and good and boba fett loving sucks?
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