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The mods have been getting HAMMERED with requests for a place to tell me what movie I should watch tonight, so here it is you animals. The last movie I watched was Shazam! here is my detailed review: it was pretty good
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:27 |
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# ? Mar 28, 2024 23:15 |
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no wait! I watched Presumed Innocent, 1990 murder mystery starring Harrison Ford. It was pretty boring.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:29 |
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Tell us what kinda stuff you like or alternatively what stuff you hate so we have somewhere to start.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:31 |
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Amra Ekta Cinema Banabo (2019)
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:31 |
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Turkish Star Wars
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:32 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Tell us what kinda stuff you like or alternatively what stuff you hate so we have somewhere to start. I have already posted NUMEROUS reviews in this thread spanning years of cinema, genres, and styles.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:33 |
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:33 |
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Alien Sex Party
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:33 |
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Kazaam
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:37 |
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God's Not Dead starring Kevin Sorbo.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:39 |
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Okay you're kinda unhelpful so I'm going to give you unhappy movies. If you want to feel bad, watch Harsh Times. If you want to feel REALLY bad, watch The Seasoning House. Note that these are good movies, they're just not movies you're going to watch more than once. If you want to feel like your in some kind of hosed up time vortex where each minute is endless agony, watch Asylum of Satan or Starcrash. If you want to watch THE WORST MOVIE EVER MADE, watch Gutterballs. Note: I absolutely do not recommend you or anyone watch Gutterballs, ever. It really, truly is just putrid, and I don't mean in a haha god this is sooo bad kind of way. Everyone involved in the production of this film should be ashamed of themselves.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:40 |
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the matrix inshallah
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:41 |
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OP is watching all of Shoah tonight l. Have a good time OP!!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:41 |
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:Okay you're kinda unhelpful so I'm going to give you unhappy movies. no i want to feel good im sorry mr. hairytaint. i want something actiony or adventurey and absolutely no art films
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:43 |
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one cut of the dead crew shooting a zombie film and they're attacked BY REAL ZOMBIES
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:46 |
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sounds like you need some big trouble in little china seriously i think thats what you want
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:47 |
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Aardvark! posted:no i want to feel good im sorry mr. hairytaint. Shut up bitch! You're watching The Seventh Curse. The Seventh Curse is on Amazon Prime and is a Hong Kong movie starring Chow Yun Fat that combines Indiana Jones with baby murder, kung-fu skeletons, stuntmen getting hit full force by jeeps, brutal gore, and disgusting boils exploding on people's bodies!
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:47 |
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a movie that transcends art, what an interesting idea Have you ever seen Iron Man
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:48 |
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Ace ventura 2: nature's call. He gets stabbed with spears
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:49 |
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gently caress it I'm rewatchijg The Seventh Curse tonight that poo poo owns unbelievably bad.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:50 |
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Quotey posted:one cut of the dead lookn like a real contender here. I've heard the name but never looked in to it before
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:51 |
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The Birth of a Nation is a loving ROMP
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:51 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aX6q4qp55Q0
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:51 |
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In the Seventh Curse a lady goes into water in a sheer white dress and you can see her nipples underneath!!!
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:52 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:In the Seventh Curse a lady goes into water in a sheer white dress and you can see her nipples underneath!!! All right we have a winner. I love a see boobie
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:53 |
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how bout u just watch ur rear end bucko
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:54 |
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Aardvark! posted:All right we have a winner. I love a see boobie You must change your life.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:54 |
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How about the classic Mel Gibson flick Bird on a Wire? Lord of laughs for the whole family.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 01:57 |
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Aardvark! posted:no i want to feel good im sorry mr. hairytaint. Watch The Mummy on HBO Max. I’m not going to make a joke out of this for you. I’m not your entertainment. The Mummy is.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:08 |
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mysterious frankie posted:Watch The Mummy on HBO Max. I’m not going to make a joke out of this for you. I’m not your entertainment. The Mummy is. The new one? Or the old one?
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:08 |
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Knives out was pretty good
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:09 |
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Aardvark! posted:The new one? Or the old one? Old one. They have the whole collection. I haven’t seen the other ones though, so I can’t recommend them.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:10 |
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After all the movie help you got from The 1000 Page Thread you just go and turn your back on us? We thought we knew you Aardvark.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:11 |
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The Quick and the Dead
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:12 |
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Tip posted:After all the movie help you got from The 1000 Page Thread you just go and turn your back on us? I had to spread my wings and fly. Free, like the mighty eagle
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:13 |
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It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World If you’re into old comedy capers with an all star cast. It’s a masterpiece.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:13 |
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Aardvark! posted:I had to spread my wings and fly. Free, like the mighty eagle Well if I understand this right that means if you come back you're mine forever.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:14 |
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Pelican Brief.
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:29 |
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fifth element. done. i want htose stones
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:30 |
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Tenet its fun, time travel black james bond
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# ? Feb 27, 2021 02:33 |