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Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Now I am the master.

Only a master of methane, Fart!

# ? Feb 27, 2021 17:59

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:04

google THIS

Trying to catch a surreal killer

The murder weapon was this melting clock. Suspect is believed to have fled on a thirty-foot elephant.

# ? Feb 27, 2021 21:54

google THIS

"That's him officer, the man with the apple covering his face."

# ? Feb 27, 2021 21:54

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

google THIS posted:

Trying to catch a surreal killer

The murder weapon was this melting clock. Suspect is believed to have fled on a thirty-foot elephant.

google THIS posted:

"That's him officer, the man with the apple covering his face."

lol

# ? Feb 28, 2021 00:57

FactsAreUseless

Mystery On The Fireplace Express

# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:31

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

google THIS posted:

Trying to catch a surreal killer

The murder weapon was this melting clock. Suspect is believed to have fled on a thirty-foot elephant.

Post the thread imo.

Murders all take place in strangely empty Spanish plazzas

# ? Feb 28, 2021 10:29

bluetail

a seafood restaurant called Chum In My Mouth

# ? Mar 1, 2021 09:19

Manifisto

bluetail posted:

a seafood restaurant called Chum In My Mouth

that sounds friendly!

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 09:20

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

bluetail posted:

a seafood restaurant called Chum In My Mouth

Lol.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 13:33

snergle: A kind little mouse!

Finger Prince posted:

Yo momma so old and so fat, this yo momma

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:57

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

bluetail posted:

a seafood restaurant called Chum In My Mouth

lol

# ? Mar 2, 2021 02:11

Trying

going full freeman on the land to avoid tipping the bin men at christmas

# ? Mar 2, 2021 11:13

ChubbyChecker

Royal Updog posted:

going full freeman on the land to avoid tipping the bin men at christmas

whats an updog

# ? Mar 2, 2021 11:17

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Hey....psssst. you. wanna buy an indulgence?
*opens cassock*

Yeah take ya time, how naughty ya bin anyways?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 16:46

Gene Hackman Fan: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

ChubbyChecker posted:

whats an updog

steve jobs

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 19:07

Manifisto

amc's The Wok-ing Dead

it’s a cooking show

# ? Mar 4, 2021 08:40

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Manifisto posted:

amc's The Wok-ing Dead

it’s a cooking show

Cooking by zombies, for zombies, or of zombies?

# ? Mar 4, 2021 08:46

Manifisto

Buttchocks posted:

Cooking by zombies, for zombies, or of zombies?

by and for I think. I want it to have a lighthearted feel, somewhat escapist and travel related. this is what things are like over by the municipal building, they've perfected a fusion cuisine in that combines serving victims both tartare and sous vide.

# ? Mar 4, 2021 09:00

Trying

Damned to a potluck of one thousand lasagnas

# ? Mar 4, 2021 19:18

google THIS

Manifisto posted:

amc's The Wok-ing Dead

it’s a cooking show

pre:

 IF YOU CAN'T | STAY OUT OF
TAKE THE HEAT | THE KITCHEN

# ? Mar 4, 2021 21:10

biosterous

google THIS posted:

pre:

 IF YOU CAN'T | STAY OUT OF
TAKE THE HEAT | THE KITCHEN

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:30

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Julie Andrews best role was when she played FBI Agent Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 13:44

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Prurient Squid posted:

Julie Andrews best role was when she played FBI Agent Clarice Starling in Silence of the Lambs.

One could argue Leslie Nielsens comedy background served him well in the The Phantom Menace as the laugh-out-loud Jedi master, Qui gon Jinn.
But I put forth the box office blockbuster role of Dr. Alan Grant in Jurassic Park as the springboard for his leading role savvy.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 14:10

biosterous

the noun for a person who's way way way into the fully sexual snail is "purker"

because purkers lust most

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 6, 2021 20:48

more falafel please: forums poster

biosterous posted:

the noun for a person who's way way way into the fully sexual snail is "purker"

because purkers lust most

thanks Saoshyant and nesamdoom for the sigs!

# ? Mar 7, 2021 01:59

Harold Fjord

Francis Bacon Teaches Typing

I checked and it's been thought of at least once before, but still.

# ? Mar 7, 2021 17:45

google THIS

Sorry, I can't hang out this weekend. My grandpa oofed on Tuesday and I need to go press F

# ? Mar 8, 2021 05:43

Skanky Burns

Scene 1: A panicked sailor, pointing and shouting "Iceburg, dead ahead!"

Scene 2: A lettuce floating in the ocean

# ? Mar 8, 2021 20:36

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

The sailor is a rabbit.

# ? Mar 8, 2021 23:28

google THIS

The RMS Balsamic

# ? Mar 8, 2021 23:42

Manifisto

prepare the crewtons for boarding

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 9, 2021 00:10

Trying

sex is a ghost

# ? Mar 9, 2021 00:14

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

gathering a research team and a high pressure submersible to retrieve a priceless ten carrot gemstone lost in the wreck

# ? Mar 9, 2021 00:29

Finger Prince

🎶Super acute diabetic keto acidosis🎶
(to the tune of supercalafragilistic expialidotious)

# ? Mar 9, 2021 01:44

FactsAreUseless

Finger Prince posted:

🎶Super acute diabetic keto acidosis🎶
(to the tune of supercalafragilistic expialidotious)

When you have the symptoms then you have a poor prognosis

# ? Mar 9, 2021 19:48

Manifisto

FactsAreUseless posted:

When you have the symptoms then you have a poor prognosis

eventually the patients' brains come running out their noses

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Mar 9, 2021 20:30

biosterous

you have to be careful not to break things on your 32nd birthday because you are Two Powerful

^{^{thank you saoshyant for this sig!!!}}
^{^{gallery of sigs}}

he/him

# ? Mar 10, 2021 07:11

a helpful bear

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area

# ? Mar 10, 2021 07:35

google THIS

a helpful bear posted:

a pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to his bathing suit area

"If you think this is uncomfortable wait til you see the rudder," he says

# ? Mar 10, 2021 15:39

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:04

Finger Prince

google THIS posted:

"If you think this is uncomfortable wait til you see the rudder," he says

*a Dutch pirate

# ? Mar 10, 2021 15:45

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