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room with my toddler. 17 more tomorrow. Seriously what the gently caress? Now you do one.
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Literally A Person posted:room with my toddler. 17 more tomorrow. Hmm, I don't think you should take your toddler to 17 more emergency rooms tomorrow. (I hope everything's OK!)
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Feb 28, 2021 03:46
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gently caress the threads, is baby ok?
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Feb 28, 2021 03:48
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what happen
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Feb 28, 2021 03:50
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yo dude please take care of family and hope all is well
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Feb 28, 2021 03:58
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Aegis Bear posted:gently caress the threads, is baby ok? He's fine. Just a scratch on the head but it scared the living gently caress out of us.
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Feb 28, 2021 03:58
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Literally A Person posted:He's fine. Just a scratch on the head but it scared the living gently caress out of us. loving millenial parents coddling their kids
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Feb 28, 2021 03:59
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Sid Vicious posted:what happen Stupid dad was making my little dude fly and flight control forgot to warn me about light fixtures. I am a loving buffoon.
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Feb 28, 2021 03:59
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Boob light fixtures are freaking vicious.
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Feb 28, 2021 04:01
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Literally A Person posted:He's fine. Just a scratch on the head but it scared the living gently caress out of us. I hope literally a baby and family have a better end to their day.
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Feb 28, 2021 04:02
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Literally A Person posted:Stupid dad was making my little dude fly and flight control forgot to warn me about light fixtures. 
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Feb 28, 2021 04:03
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im the part in every 21 Savage song where he says "twentyone" between every line.
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Feb 28, 2021 04:04
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Literally A Person posted:He's fine. Just a scratch on the head but it scared the living gently caress out of us. I’m sorry. You’re a good parent for taking him in to make sure. 
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Feb 28, 2021 04:04
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:literally a baby
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Feb 28, 2021 04:12
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Literally A Person posted:Stupid dad was making my little dude fly and flight control forgot to warn me about light fixtures. Reminds me of my dad carrying me around on his shoulders and forgetting to duck under a door frame. CLUNK
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Feb 28, 2021 04:14
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Glad everything's okay. Scalp wounds can bleed like a 70s slasher movie - they usually look way worse than they actually are.
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Feb 28, 2021 04:21
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So is there gonna be a badass baby scar or what
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Feb 28, 2021 04:21
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deadeyez posted:So is there gonna be a badass baby scar or what Other babies will think he's a total bad rear end when they check out that scar. But really it's not even really bad enough to leave one.
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Feb 28, 2021 04:26
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lmao at pile-driving your son into a ceiling fan
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Feb 28, 2021 04:28
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next time you should take your posting to the emergency room for some reconstructive surgery op
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Feb 28, 2021 04:38
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Well, at least it's not bad enough to make voldemort/Potter jokes
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Feb 28, 2021 04:40
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lol I'm lucky my kids both have iron hard skulls because we've bonked a few door frames
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Feb 28, 2021 04:47
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Who What Now posted:lmao at pile-driving your son into a ceiling fan That would be pretty damned impressive Sid Vicious posted:lol I'm lucky my kids both have iron hard skulls because we've bonked a few door frames My bowling ball-head kid broke his left arm with a clever combination of the ground and his forehead 
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Feb 28, 2021 04:49
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a mysterious cloak posted:That would be pretty damned impressive Uhhh, what. That sounds painful in a lot of ways
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Feb 28, 2021 04:57
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Fell off a playset in the backyard, landed flat prone, but his melon head slammed down on his forearm and broke it. Open fracture, surgery, pin, the whole whole deal.
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Feb 28, 2021 05:09
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I just assumed the accident was caused by the suicide saw mill so ceiling fixture/flying injury is a welcome surprise
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Feb 28, 2021 05:11
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Luvcow posted:I just assumed the accident was caused by the suicide saw mill so ceiling fixture/flying injury is a welcome surprise He's only just three. Got to be at least seven to play DANGERMill.
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Feb 28, 2021 05:12
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Be a better father, okay?
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Feb 28, 2021 05:12
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a mysterious cloak posted:Fell off a playset in the backyard, landed flat prone, but his melon head slammed down on his forearm and broke it. Open fracture, surgery, pin, the whole whole deal.  . I think both my head an arm just twitched at the thought of that
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Feb 28, 2021 05:16
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i got itt late. is it true that lap and his kids were riding shopping carts off cliffs at the quarry?
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Feb 28, 2021 05:29
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breaking bones sucks so bad
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Feb 28, 2021 05:30
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lap's toddler was the one making the threads and hurt his widdle hands on the keyboard. that's what I heard anyway
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Feb 28, 2021 05:33
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if it makes you feel better i have a huge crack down the middle of my ribcage from where i had to be given cpr immediately after birth
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Feb 28, 2021 05:40
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That does make me feel better, thanks.
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Feb 28, 2021 05:44
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Got a quarter/half dollar sized scar on my noggin from playing in the sandbox as a kid and raising my head so fast that the octangular bit on a fire hydrant punched a hole in my head. Didn't realize it happened until a fellow child pointed out my head was bleeding and that was a fun trip to the hospital. Ruined a white shirt but got to go home early. Anyways glad your kid isn't hurt too bad, don't be too hard on yourself.
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Feb 28, 2021 05:51
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a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:That does make me feel better, thanks.
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Feb 28, 2021 05:55
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Literally A Person posted:Stupid dad was making my little dude fly and flight control forgot to warn me about light fixtures. nothing like a little head trauma to get em ready for future goondom
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Feb 28, 2021 05:56
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bad dad
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Feb 28, 2021 05:58
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Yeah, it’s scary but ok. This will probably be the first of many terrifying but harmless head bumps. Idk what it is but kids are always getting their heads hurt. Specifically their heads. Their skulls seem drawn to corners, walls, falls and all sorts of other hazards. Thankfully, kids are also made of rubber. Telsa Cola posted:Got a quarter/half dollar sized scar on my noggin from playing in the sandbox as a kid and raising my head so fast that the octangular bit on a fire hydrant punched a hole in my head. This was before memories form, but apparently at baptism I tripped and fell onto the altar. To this day my forehead has a tiny dent that shows up if I wrinkle my forehead hard enough lol
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It's cuz they're top heavy bobbleheads
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