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Like, I don't want to, you know, toot my own basketball horn or anything but I'm like the James Burman of Basketball. I can dribble, shoot, the works. There will be no evidence provided. Thank you.
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We're going to need a video of said skills to see if they pay the bills.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:52 |
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you'll be playin casketball when im through with you
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 02:55 |
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Literally A Person posted:Like, I don't want to, you know, toot my own basketball horn or anything but I'm like the James Burman of Basketball. I can dribble, shoot, the works. There will be no evidence provided. Thank you. Ball... horn... dribble... shoot... heheheheheh.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:13 |
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Aardvark! posted:you'll be playin casketball when im through with you What’s casket-ball? it seems like you have simply misspelled basketball but to imply the op will be in a casket. First of all this is very rude and secondly I don’t think you have even prepared any rules for the game.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:14 |
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can you do a "dunk"?
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:14 |
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Can you do this
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:15 |
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I'm not, but I still loved playing it anyway. My younger brother and stepbrother and I would play all the drat time, and my brother was so much better he used to mercilessly kick our rear end. Like, out of 100 games I would win 3, my stepbrother would win 1, and my brother would win the rest. It was pathetic and awesome at the same time. One time at the county fair the booth where you could win framed posters by sinking baskets banned my brother because the fucker could just sink baskets mechanically, even with the scammy basket places like that used. If he was more organized and cared about team sports he probably could have got a scholarship or been a pro or something. Anyway, I'm old and fat now.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:16 |
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When I went through rehab a year ago a dude staying in the place with me climbed up the fire escape and shot a basketball from the third story landing into the backyard rim they had set up during a game of horse. e: didn't even call the bank. He won. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 04:17 on Feb 28, 2021 |
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:21 |
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lumber. we need lumber
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:22 |
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Aardvark! posted:you'll be playin casketball when im through with you Needlessly negative. Total butt behaviour. Like a horse's uranus.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 03:38 |
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That's how I beat Shaq
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 04:46 |
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I saw the OP playing basketball once, he fumbled the ball. Completely worthless player.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 04:59 |
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I don't believe you OP
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 05:01 |
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I read your other thread You were trying to dunk your kid, weren't you
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a mysterious cloak posted:I read your other thread please don't tell my wife
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 05:11 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mldDHI9l1v8
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 05:14 |
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I poo poo poop on the court
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 05:17 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I poo poo poop on the court
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I poo poo poop on the court A good defense is a good offense.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 05:20 |
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I appreciate you posting like I do thank you
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 07:46 |
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I am also extremely good at "basketball"
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 07:46 |
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I'm good at basket and ball but if I try to put the two together it's a huge disaster
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 10:21 |
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You should try kicking a homerun from Center Ice.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 10:36 |
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I am horrible at basketball. I was one of the taller kids in elementary school. I walked through the gym on eday during the team's practice and the coach was all "hey why don't you shoot some hoops with us?!" Told him I did not know how to play. He pressured me to at least try. After about 2 minutes of watching me not being able dribble or throw the ball anywhere near the basket, he was all "nevermind you can go".
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 10:37 |
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I'm sure you do good work with balls, OP.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 11:39 |
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Can you do that flying dunk move where they let you use a tiny trampoline?
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 12:34 |
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Internetjack posted:throw the ball anywhere near the basket Lol this is the most convincing evidence that someone is bad at basketball ive ever seen i think.
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Poohs Packin posted:Lol this is the most convincing evidence that someone is bad at basketball ive ever seen i think. I was in the paint and could not even hit glass. I enjoy watching college hoops these days. Still can't play myself.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 13:24 |
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Internetjack posted:I was in the paint and could not even hit glass. It was more your use of the word "throw". It just doesnt sound like a basketball word.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 13:29 |
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Defense and rebounds, the purview of short dudes who can’t hit 3s.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 13:31 |
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I was fully doing granny shots and what-not. "Throw" is a appropriate, because I was definitely not "shooting".
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 13:33 |
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Szyznyk posted:Defense and rebounds, the purview of short dudes who can’t hit 3s. I was definitley a down in the paint scrappy rebounder until all that jumping for rebounds next to much taller guys shattered my ankles.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:15 |
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why the gently caress dont they do nba games outside
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:54 |
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I'm in the court screaming in agony because OP is cramming the ball straight into my anushole. The crowd goes wild
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:55 |
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Literally A Person posted:Like, I don't want to, you know, toot my own basketball horn or anything but I'm like the James Burman of Basketball. I can dribble, shoot, the works. There will be no evidence provided. Thank you. I hope it makes up for being terrible at posting.
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# ? Feb 28, 2021 19:59 |
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Basketball fuxking owns e: i am poo poo at basketball
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ra07_O2degM
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