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Sjs00 posted:breaking bones sucks so bad Yeah, not my favorite. I think the worst for me was the skull fractures, although the time I had broken ribs really sucked, too.
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a crisp refreshing Moxie posted:That does make me feel better, thanks. Top 10 gbs betrayals
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Oh I have a pock mark scar by my right eye from a RC car antenna that somehow impaled me after I fell on it or bent over to look at or something. I don't remember getting that one but my mother loves the story.
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Bonked my noggin on the rocking part of a rocking chair when I was three and had to get stitches. To this day, there’s a tiny patch on the back of my head where hair doesn’t grow. But I turned out fine *goes into trance, drools on shirt for five minutes, shits self* *comes out of trance* But I’m glad your kid’s ok, LAP 
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Feb 28, 2021 06:07
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i have never broken a bone aside from the tie-shaped bit of my ribcage but that was from cpr when i was less than a minute old so i doubt that counts
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Feb 28, 2021 06:10
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Pretty much my earliest memory is the family dog snapping its head around to try to remove my face. My next memory is looking in the mirror at a face full of stitches. Strangely enough it didn't leave me with a fear of dogs or anything.
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Feb 28, 2021 06:11
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hbag posted:i have never broken a bone aside from the tie-shaped bit of my ribcage but that was from cpr when i was less than a minute old so i doubt that counts 
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Feb 28, 2021 06:11
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perhaps my temporary lack of breathing post-birth could account for my uh funny brain
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Feb 28, 2021 06:11
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hbag posted:if it makes you feel better i have a huge crack down the middle of my ribcage from where i had to be given cpr immediately after birth So, like, what... your bones never healed up right over the last whatever years? I need to know
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Feb 28, 2021 06:13
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I have a scar on my forehead from somehow tripping and falling right onto a hallway corner at age 6. Right under dad’s nose, too. I remember screaming and blood pooling out, then a memory blank to the hospital. Apparently stood up with blood gushing everywhere, said “daddy, I don’t feel so good”, and passed out. Got 4 stitches and a forehead scar that now serves as a great marker to track hair loss with age.
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Feb 28, 2021 06:13
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One of my earliest memories is being told to stop fingerling the gaping wound on my forehead as I toddler'd my way around a community College daycare without matching socks. I remember asking my mom why I have a crack on my head and her laughing at me Edit: I mean it happened BEFORE I was at the daycare. Obviously whatever happened had the memory leak out of my brain
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Feb 28, 2021 06:14
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deadeyez posted:So, like, what... your bones never healed up right over the last whatever years? I need to know i mean when youre given cpr your ribcage literally snaps in half you do know that right and since it was immediately after i was born i guess yeah it just didnt heal perfectly its nothing major though, cant even tell its there unless youre purposely feeling for it, not visible or anything
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Feb 28, 2021 06:15
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hbag posted:perhaps my temporary lack of breathing post-birth could account for my uh Its why you are a good poster
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Feb 28, 2021 06:16
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hbag posted:i mean when youre given cpr your ribcage literally snaps in half you do know that right Oh that's not as cool as I pictured. I was thinking you had some kinda grand canyonesque divot along your chest I could do shots out of if I tipped you at the right angle
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Feb 28, 2021 06:17
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deadeyez posted:Oh that's not as cool as I pictured. I was thinking you had some kinda grand canyonesque divot along your chest I could do shots out of if I tipped you at the right angle i mean i have an asscrack
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Feb 28, 2021 06:18
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deadeyez posted:Oh that's not as cool as I pictured. I was thinking you had some kinda grand canyonesque divot along your chest I could do shots out of if I tipped you at the right angle Oh gently caress I had a friend who had a huge divot in his chest, maybe that was why
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hbag posted:i mean when youre given cpr your ribcage literally snaps in half you do know that right
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feelix posted:I'm sure that's true for a baby but I really don't think that's true for an adult, I've given CPR (IDK I'm sure I wasn't doing it right, the guy lived though -- mainly I think the chest compressions I was doing helped blow the water out of his lungs, he was drowning) and I didn't break his ribs, and I remember in health class I remember them saying don't go too low or you'll break the xiphoid process, certainly nothing about breaking the whole ribcage i have heard paramedics say that if you're doing chest compressions right you will break bone (otherwise how is it going to do anything?)
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Feb 28, 2021 06:21
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hbag posted:i have heard paramedics say that if you're doing chest compressions right you will break bone (otherwise how is it going to do anything?) That makes sense, your ribcage is meant to move with your lungs but not with the heart
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Feb 28, 2021 06:23
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hbag posted:i mean Yeah but I don't want that extra flavor
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Feb 28, 2021 06:25
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Holy poo poo did all the goons suffer traumatic head injury at an early age?!? Cause that explains a lot lol I cracked mine on a blackboard in elementary school...
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Feb 28, 2021 06:25
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo did all the goons suffer traumatic head injury at an early age?!? Cause that explains a lot lol
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Feb 28, 2021 06:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo did all the goons suffer traumatic head injury at an early age?!? Cause that explains a lot lol I'll have you know that I continued to suffer traumatic head injuries well into my 30s. I've been trying to cut down.
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Feb 28, 2021 06:29
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Colonel Cancer posted:Holy poo poo did all the goons suffer traumatic head injury at an early age?!? Cause that explains a lot lol I think most children in general have at least one episode that makes their parents think they're gonna be eating through a straw for the rest of their life but they're actually 100% fine
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Feb 28, 2021 06:30
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hot parenthood take from a manchild who doesn't have kids and never will: don't freak out when your kid falls, they're probably fine, and if you show that you're freaking out they're gonna freak out. So I guess do freak out just don't show it
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Feb 28, 2021 06:32
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deadeyez posted:Did you run straight at the wall or was it one of those large portable spinny ones and you thought you could do a looney tunes? It had openable "pages" bound with metal on the bottom to increase the overall area I guess. I was doing some dumb kid poo poo and ended up smacking the top of my skull directly against the bottom, there was tons of blood lol feelix posted:I think most children in general have at least one episode that makes their parents think they're gonna be eating through a straw for the rest of their life but they're actually 100% fine Idk a lot of these children suspiciously post here
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feelix posted:hot parenthood take from a manchild who doesn't have kids and never will: don't freak out when your kid falls, they're probably fine, and if you show that you're freaking out they're gonna freak out. So I guess do freak out just don't show it Yea, this is true to an extent. However, kids bodies also have an incredible ability to adapt-adapt to broken bones, lack of oxygen, etc and they won't show it's as bad as it is cuz their body just goes with it. So, sometimes you gotta freak out a bit cuz they don't know that this is (or could be) serious. Also, hard to follow when your kid starts going into shock.
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Feb 28, 2021 06:41
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I'll have you know that I continued to suffer traumatic head injuries well into my 30s. I've had more concussions as an adult then as a child. Although my childhood concussion was by far the worst
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Feb 28, 2021 06:42
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Pinus Porcus posted:Yea, this is true to an extent. However, kids bodies also have an incredible ability to adapt-adapt to broken bones, lack of oxygen, etc and they won't show it's as bad as it is cuz their body just goes with it. So, sometimes you gotta freak out a bit cuz they don't know that this is (or could be) serious. Yeah I can see how it would be harder to tell when a person is acting weird when they act weird 24/7 because they're a baby child
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Feb 28, 2021 06:46
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Pinus Porcus posted:I've had more concussions as an adult then as a child. I started off slow and worked my way up to skull fractures in my 30s. I've tried to figure out how many concussions I've had and I can identify 5 definites and around that many possibles. Like, yeah, I broke the windshield with my head but I don't remember it bothering me much, so I'm not sure if I had a concussion or not.
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Feb 28, 2021 08:37
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Literally harming your own children to get out of your posting obligations. Sad!
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Feb 28, 2021 09:39
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In highschool I fractured both ankles on separate occasions; one time I hit myself on the ankle really hard with a machete, the second time I was sketching off my friends car with my skateboard and he hit a speed bump and I went flying ahaha. Then I broke my wrist two separate times skateboarding and wrestling .
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Feb 28, 2021 14:49
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Y'all scaring the gently caress out of me with your childhood injuries. How some of you are still alive is a testament to human tenacity.
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Feb 28, 2021 15:08
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Or we are all dead and this is our humble purgatory... What sins brought you here, outlander?!?
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Feb 28, 2021 15:14
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ben shapino posted:Literally harming your own children to get out of your posting obligations. Sad! I have exploited the ultimate version of "I can't do X because KID." Perhaps I am playing god....
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Feb 28, 2021 16:16
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I'm sure next time your excuse will be a dog eating your posts and or your famil, we're onto you
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When I was really young, me and my brother were playing tag outside and I somehow ran into the side mirror of my dad's car. Part of my head decided to open up a bit, mirror was dead at this point. My dad took me to the doctor who stitched my bloody head because he wasn't the bad kind of dad that just throws their toddler at a running fan or light fixture or whatever stupid poo poo like that just to get a laugh on the internet. Still have that little spot where hair doesn't grow. Also got out of the womb with the umbelical cord around my neck, that loss of air is the most likely explanation for everything that followed.
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Feb 28, 2021 16:25
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I only have one concussion and it was on rollerblades
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Feb 28, 2021 16:27
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Just imagine being LAP and needing to tiltawirl slam and then stone cold stunner your own toddler repeatedly in a falls count anywhere match just to prove you're the man of the house. Unbelievable really
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