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Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

I will always love that they have an entire staff of writers employed for no reason other than to be the ones who get blamed when Vince's ideas are bad.

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Lunatic Sledge
Jun 8, 2013

choose your own horror isekai sci-fi Souls-like urban fantasy gamer simulator adventure

or don't?

Orange Carlisle posted:

I will always love that they have an entire staff of writers employed for no reason other than to be the ones who get blamed when Vince's ideas are bad.

a surprising number of CEOs and upper management types apparently learn their craft from Rita Repulsa

Vandar
Sep 14, 2007

Isn't That Right, Chairman?



I still miss Zelina Vega and her Hunk Squad. :sigh:

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"

Lunatic Sledge posted:

a surprising number of CEOs and upper management types apparently learn their craft from Rita Repulsa

“I’ve laid off half the workforce and sold all our critical assets! Make my bonus GROW!”

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Vandar posted:

I still miss Zelina Vega and her Hunk Squad. :sigh:
The Tony Khan interview gave me hope for seeing that one in AEW

Senerio
Oct 19, 2009

Roëmænce is ælive!
Santana, Ortiz, and Sammy as Thea's new hunk squad.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

CarlCX posted:

They took Aleister Black, one of the most instantaneously magnetic wrestlers in the business, and changed his gimmick to being a guy who sits in closets and gets mad about being ding-dong dashed. There is no floor.

And we know he's loving great and that it's not beyond the WWE to not book him like a bunch of idiot fucks. Just look at how he was booked in NXT.


I can't wait for his contract to expire, and to see him turn up in AEW.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dyyD9KMLjVA

Shine
Feb 26, 2007

No Muscles For The Majority

Endless Mike posted:

The SF2 one is my favorite

It's good poo poo.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qa1t2xB8ZhY

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
Aleister Black is a great wrestler but the only way I could enjoy him is with a completely different character. Black Metal Mall Knife Store Shopper guy is not for me.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Rick posted:

Aleister Black is a great wrestler but the only way I could enjoy him is with a completely different character. Black Metal Mall Knife Store Shopper guy is not for me.

The human embodiment of the Bud K catalog

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Rick posted:

Aleister Black is a great wrestler but the only way I could enjoy him is with a completely different character. Black Metal Mall Knife Store Shopper guy is not for me.

Has nobody done a knife selling infomercial gimmick?

Lead Pipe Cinch
Mar 10, 2003

Heavy Metal Bakesale


Pylons posted:

Has nobody done a knife selling infomercial gimmick?

Chavo Jr. worked an Amway salesman gimmick for a bit.

flashy_mcflash
Feb 7, 2011

Pylons posted:

Has nobody done a knife selling infomercial gimmick?

I always assumed this is what Switchblade was supposed to be

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
https://thumbs.gfycat.com/JauntyImpressionableGonolek-mobile.mp4

Nipponophile
Apr 8, 2009
google.com how do i delete another persons post???

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Reported

Spiderdrake
May 12, 2001



Senerio posted:

Santana, Ortiz, and Sammy as Thea's new hunk squad.
Wow that actually sounds fantastic.

Call them Thea's Company.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Now make it sing Baka Mati

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Jul 25, 2007

Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.

I also hang out with racists.
I liked Rosita Pita Franchise but that name's better



thank you

Artelier
Jan 23, 2015



Made my day, A+

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Rick posted:

Aleister Black is a great wrestler but the only way I could enjoy him is with a completely different character. Black Metal Mall Knife Store Shopper guy is not for me.

WWE has the amazing talent for completely removing all elements of danger and cool in a pro wrestler within weeks of them debuting. It's honestly a skill at this point.

Testekill
Nov 1, 2012

I demand to be taken seriously

:aronrex:

Senerio posted:

Santana, Ortiz, and Sammy as Thea's new hunk squad.

Only if they feud with the Pretty Peter Army

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
my favorite wwe camera parody is the one jeru made of the Adam Page full football field lariat

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


Blaise330 posted:

my favorite wwe camera parody is the one jeru made of the Adam Page full football field lariat
:same:

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008

I really like how the 2 fighters are the same, just with different clothes. If only they had black hair and beards.

the_american_dream
Apr 12, 2008

GAHDAMN

This is amazing

That random ryu shot watching backstage made me lose it

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION
ITS MARCH 2021, WE DID IT, WE MADE IT THROUGH 1 ENTIRE YEAR OF NO AUDIENCE SHOWS!!!!

:goes to high five Jeru and hits empty air:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

They had a crowd for the March 9th Raw :actually:

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

Quantum of Phallus posted:

They had a crowd for the March 9th Raw :actually:

Anything good happened on that historic Raw?

Seams
Feb 3, 2005

ROCK HARD

Blaise330 posted:

Anything good happened on that historic Raw?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZGEpL-DBCo

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Wasn't there a PPV yesterday?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011

Popular culture has passed you by.
Haha, made you look!

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~

Blaise330 posted:

Anything good


Answered your own question there

Blaise330
Aug 13, 2007

GOD'S FAVORITE CHAMPION

10. rip Zack Ryder
9. I forgot Riddick Moss was a thing
8. rip Sarah Logan and Kairi
7. omfg the final raw with a crowd was the one where Spider died? This truly was history. rip Rowan.
5. Poor Garza, he was doomed the second he ran out of mexicans to feud with. rip Zelina
4. Rhea died for this feud
3. rip Good Brothers
2. rip AoP

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

lol was this cardona’s last match there

also lmao at the sheer number of people no longer employed featured in this

Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

Something I've been wondering: When Wrestlemania happens, is Roman going to get cheers or boos?

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I don’t know, but after a year of the PC audience and then the Thunderdome, I can’t wait to hear about Vince losing his loving mind when an actual crowd doesn’t respond correctly to the garbage they’ve been putting out.

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Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I don’t know, but after a year of the PC audience and then the Thunderdome, I can’t wait to hear about Vince losing his loving mind when an actual crowd doesn’t respond correctly to the garbage they’ve been putting out.

There's like a 3% chance he doesn't keep pumping in the canned crowd noise to either drown out or try and convince the real crowd to react the same way.

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