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Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Kinda, I know farmers who've bought a bull together and they just rotate him between fields. It doesn't take long for them to get their job done.

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

goatface posted:

He looks like he wants to sell me a timeshare in something.

Do they do timeshare bulls? It sounds plausible.

i can get you 20 minutes alone with the bull for 50 bucks

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

LifeSunDeath posted:

My hometown museum is great, but the town itself is dead:



If you ever meet a texas-cajun, there's an old expression you can use and get an instant friend:

The capital of Louisiana is Port Arthur

my loving god, imagine sitting for a modelling sesh and this is what the artist produces

Woolwich Bagnet
Apr 27, 2003



Bismuth posted:

my loving god, imagine sitting for a modelling sesh and this is what the artist produces


could you try and look a little more lumpy for me? ahh yes that's perfect

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Bismuth posted:

my loving god, imagine sitting for a modelling sesh and this is what the artist produces


I used to model for a first level life drawing class and most of the drawings were worse than that.

A couple people kept drawing me with the proportions of a grizzly bear and it started to gently caress with me.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Tip posted:

I used to model for a first level life drawing class and most of the drawings were worse than that.

A couple people kept drawing me with the proportions of a grizzly bear and it started to gently caress with me.

Turn on your canvas

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Hello, yes, I would like to order exactly 5 Nugget semens please. My credit card number is

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

One dog milk, please!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
No but seriously, what is thurl width

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Cartoon Man posted:

Can somebody tell me what woul...

you know what, never mind. Gonna gently caress off back to the cursed thread.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLDGoEh7jqA

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



steinrokkan posted:

No but seriously, what is thurl width
It's how fat the cow's rear end is

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Uh, looking at the stats thing again I notice nearly all the cows are actually bulls. Is this a bull jizz stats page? And what is the solitary cow doing there?

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Uh, looking at the stats thing again I notice nearly all the cows are actually bulls. Is this a bull jizz stats page? And what is the solitary cow doing there?

This puts the "milk" production stats in a new light

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
Cow’s milk is meant for baby cows not humans

Apprentice Dick
Dec 1, 2009

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Uh, looking at the stats thing again I notice nearly all the cows are actually bulls. Is this a bull jizz stats page? And what is the solitary cow doing there?

They sell bull semen and fertilized embryos of cows.

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Do it ironically posted:

Cow’s milk is meant for baby cows not humans

Luckily for humans it's perfectly fine to have some.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

Why buy the bull when you can get the jizz with free shipping

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003

Do it ironically posted:

Cow’s milk is meant for baby cows not humans

Lol at this creationist here. I suppose it is fit/ing for an americana thread.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

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Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Luckily for humans it's perfectly fine to have some.

Sure the dairy lobby has paid the government to say that, a lot of people are lactose intolerant add in all the hormones given to the cows etc

That’s not even getting into cruelty to the animals and destruction of the environment, but that’s the real americana

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009



Mixing Juoforez and Goleador is just asking for trouble imo. Jolimame and Crasat are fine, Fablo and Harpon JB not so much, but if you start combining Peldib and Kwondal subtypes, let alone a Goleador or Joyland, sooner or later you’re gonna end up with a Chihuahua in your stable.

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Friend posted:

Why buy the bull when you can get the jizz with free shipping

Why even pay if you can go to the pasture during the night? Just bring a bucket I suppose.

naem
May 29, 2011

a three legged stool and a bucket, warm you hands first

Fors Yard
Feb 15, 2008

Aside from getting shot in the head, David, what have you done with yourself?

naem posted:

a three legged stool and a bucket, warm you hands first

Three legged stool to milk your three legged cow

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Do it ironically posted:

Sure the dairy lobby has paid the government to say that, a lot of people are lactose intolerant

I'm not going to stop eating bread because some people are celiacs.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
I get my milk from oats. Not sure where the oat nipple is, but I'm fine with that.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

GATOS Y VATOS posted:

Luckily for humans it's perfectly fine to have some.

up to 75% of african americans and 90% of asian americans are lactose intolerant

Bar Ran Dun
Jan 22, 2006




Robo Reagan posted:

up to 75% of african americans and 90% of asian americans are lactose intolerant

Lactose free milk exists and honestly they should make all milk products lactose free.

DreadUnknown
Nov 4, 2020

Bird is the word.

spookykid posted:

These last 3 are taken in Anchorage, AK, sometime between ~1955 (when the high rise in the back was built) and March 27th 1964 (the date that building, and hundreds of others were badly damaged in the 1964 "Good Friday" Earthquake). The building sat damaged for like 6-8 years afterward, and then it was bought and refurbed, until it was condemned for fire code in 1982. It once again sat as a big pink eyesore on the skyline until the previous owner died, and was bought and turned into pretty nice apartments in the early 2000's. Here's a rough estimate of where the pictures were taken:

https://www.google.com/maps/@61.2175262,-149.8812541,3a,75y,62.95h,92.66t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1spvrDoreyCL5PpcT7qVb3tQ!2e0!7i13312!8i6656

The McKay/McKinley tower is one of two tall buildings to survive the 64 earthquake, the other being the Inlet Tower Hotel. I worked there as an night audit person for a few years, which was a truly horrible job.
I've been in the remodeled apartments in the McKay building, and they are pretty swanky but also hella expensive.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Bar Ran Dun posted:

Lactose free milk exists and honestly they should make all milk products lactose free.

I'm curious - except for the cost, is there any reason not to?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Code Jockey posted:

I'm curious - except for the cost, is there any reason not to?

what the hell do you mean "except the cost"

theyre doin commodity farming for money here

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Code Jockey posted:

I'm curious - except for the cost, is there any reason not to?

Instead of just not taking in lactose, take a pill that might not work 100% instead of drinking an animal free alternative! Capitalism!

Prof. Banks
Apr 22, 2015

Computer lab day! Time to spend 45 minutes trying to load pokemon.com!


Do it ironically posted:

Instead of just not taking in lactose, take a pill that might not work 100% instead of drinking an animal free alternative! Capitalism!

I think you're missing the point. Milk and all of its derived products, are delicious.

Telsa Cola
Aug 19, 2011

No... this is all wrong... this whole operation has just gone completely sidewaysface

DreadUnknown posted:

The McKay/McKinley tower is one of two tall buildings to survive the 64 earthquake, the other being the Inlet Tower Hotel. I worked there as an night audit person for a few years, which was a truly horrible job.
I've been in the remodeled apartments in the McKay building, and they are pretty swanky but also hella expensive.

These?

I just looked at the apartments and they look like absolute garbage, won't argue on the expensivie part though for that quality.

I guess they are only showing the small 1 bedroom ones though.

Also they couldn't be bothered to rename the photos in their gallery so it's literally things like "Mother-son", "couch", "cat" and the name of the camera.

Telsa Cola fucked around with this message at 21:34 on Feb 28, 2021

central dogma
Feb 25, 2012

Come to the Undead Settlement in the next 20 mins if u want an ash kicking
Goons hate perfectly normal thing ITT.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

central dogma posted:

Goons hate perfectly normal thing ITT.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5bKN6xP8Kk&t=25s

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
Im lactose intolerant and regularly consume lactose and then lay in the fetal position for awhile in pain nearly making GBS threads myself and then i do it again because dairy loving rules and I have no self control. I should probably look into those pills, but a non-100% success rate would never stop me

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bismuth posted:

Im lactose intolerant and regularly consume lactose and then lay in the fetal position for awhile in pain nearly making GBS threads myself and then i do it again because dairy loving rules and I have no self control. I should probably look into those pills, but a non-100% success rate would never stop me

Take two per bowl of ice cream. This sometimes works.

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its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Bismuth posted:

Im lactose intolerant and regularly consume lactose and then lay in the fetal position for awhile in pain nearly making GBS threads myself and then i do it again because dairy loving rules and I have no self control. I should probably look into those pills, but a non-100% success rate would never stop me

If you have a Costco membership, that's your best bet cost wise. They're lactase pills. Don't be fooled by the fancy lactaid name brand stuff. It's all the same. Buy the cheaper box.

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