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by sebmojo
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The floor is lava!
Better scoop up those feetsies and find some furniture to jump onto!!!!!
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Feb 28, 2021 21:00
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Apr 20, 2024 04:30
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by sebmojo
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good thing I'm couch locked to a recliner, fully reclined.
nice try op 
Someday I will defeat you!
it's been four years since i read the thread that made the floor into lava, and i have adapted. at first it was barely a change in my life, given the pandemic. i actually started losing weight from all the jumping. my home is now a maze of ropes, and i am at peace within my web, ever warmed by the glow.
Glad to have helped, I bet you are saving a ton on heating costs as well.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Feb 28, 2021 22:26
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Lucked out in that my loafing apparel happens to be heat resistant to 2,000 kelvin
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Feb 28, 2021 22:32
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trying to stoically submerge myself in lava to do the Terminator 2 thumbs-up scene but i keep loving it up by screaming
 
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Mar 1, 2021 01:18
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The good news is that I am safe on the balcony. The bad news is that I'm now stranded here. I wish I had at least brought a snack to this thread.
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Mar 1, 2021 01:24
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by sebmojo
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According to mini derps my hot yellow nike shoes are "lava proof".
Good luck finding a pair they were a limited edition no one bought I got on mega clearance years ago!
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Mar 1, 2021 01:48
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That's quite convenient. The last time I wanted lava-proof shoes I had to race a Goron down the side of a volcano or something like that.
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Mar 1, 2021 02:45
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how disgusting
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"the floor is lava" is an anagram for "oho, larva filets"
makes u think
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Mar 1, 2021 05:09
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The floor is larval. This isn't even its final form.
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Mar 1, 2021 05:10
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Ladies.
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Mar 1, 2021 16:00
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FLUFFERNUTTER
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oh whew good thing i already sit with my feet on my chair. my cat is safe too
thanks Manifisto!
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Mar 1, 2021 17:32
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the floor is magma but the windows are french-style & its very reasonably priced
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Mar 2, 2021 09:46
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Finally found a solution to my ice wizard in the basement.
Q.How to stop ice wizard from screaming?
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Apr 20, 2024 04:30
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by sebmojo
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gently caress I took my shoes off now I'm trapped can someone plz bring me my lava resistant shoes all I have are these Elsa power resistant loafers
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