Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > In this thread we behave recklessly
«‹›3 »
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 03:55
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:25
  • Quote
Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
is that a staperl or some poo poo

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 03:57
  • Quote
Hairy Right Hook
Sep 9, 2001

Hee to the ho
I'm an afgan voting for the taliban and the expulsion of American influence

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 03:58
  • Quote
gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
 thats an a-x3 shoehorn. the 2017 revision if im not mistaken
lap knows his shoehorns

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 03:58
  • Quote
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

gary oldmans diary posted:

thats an a-x3 shoehorn. the 2017 revision if im not mistaken
lap knows his shoehorns

Been hornin' since I was a wee lad with me pappy.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:01
  • Quote
mikerock
Oct 29, 2005

 I attend a Trump Rally without a mask.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:05
  • Quote
Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 I let your mom be on top

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:06
  • Quote
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

mikerock posted:

I attend a Trump Rally without a mask.

:rip:

It was nice posting with ya.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:08
  • Quote
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Big Beef City posted:

I let your mom be on top

It's nice of you to ball on a cancer patient. They deserve love too.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:08
  • Quote
Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
I didn't end my sentence with a punctuation in GBS in 2006

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:12
  • Quote
William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 I stride to the podium and look out at the assembled crowd. It's larger than I anticipated but I'm not nervous. I'm excited. It's time to set the record straight. I cast a quick glance at the television cameras -- my speech will be broadcast live, coast to coast. I clear my throat quietly and begin: "There is a distinct difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia..."

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:14
  • Quote
Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I stride to the podium and look out at the assembled crowd. It's larger than I anticipated but I'm not nervous. I'm excited. It's time to set the record straight. I cast a quick glance at the television cameras -- my speech will be broadcast live, coast to coast. I clear my throat quietly and begin: "There is a distinct difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia..."

what's reckless about speaking at cpac

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:15
  • Quote
Jove Tone
Jan 12, 2006

 I think tonight I'll have a little heroin

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:15
  • Quote
flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i will fellate the yucca mountain nuclear waste repository. i will vacuum suck the mountain until it irradiates everything within a one hundred mile radius.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:15
  • Quote
Gramps
Dec 30, 2006


 I will not separate my laundry in to white and colored. I'll just wash everything all at once I don't care if my socks are pink

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:26
  • Quote
The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
I posted this without previewing the reply

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:43
  • Quote
BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
I’m 95% sure I locked the back door but I’m not gonna get up from bed to check.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 04:55
  • Quote
Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
I ripped a tag off a mattress once

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 05:40
  • Quote
HUGE SPACEKABLOOIE
Mar 31, 2010


 I'm gonna trust this fart

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:11
  • Quote
Gulluoglu
May 4, 2009
 This finely-aged discolored tabletop hot sauce at Steak n Shake is going on everything

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:22
  • Quote
CarpenterWalrus
Mar 30, 2010

The Lazy Satanist
i peel back the protective seal of this cottage cheese. it smells like bleu cheese. i eat it all in one sitting. i know no gods or masters

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:31
  • Quote
Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
Hello, I am your doctor and I am going to diagnose you in the style of Sherlock Holmes.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:34
  • Quote
Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret

Katamari Democracy posted:

Hello, I am your doctor and I am going to diagnose you in the style of Sherlock Holmes.

"Oh, that's new".

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:35
  • Quote
Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:36
  • Quote
Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
"Whenever handling a firearm. Make sure to look down the barrel to see if its loaded."

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:37
  • Quote
Katamari Democracy
Jan 19, 2010

Guess what! :love:
Guess what this is? :love:
A Post, Just for you! :love:
Wedge Regret
*A mime directing high speed traffic*

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:40
  • Quote
Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 IM GONNA CROSS THE ROAD WITHOUT LOOKING

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:42
  • Quote
ben shapino
Nov 22, 2020

 watch me lift my child's head into this ceiling fan weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:46
  • Quote
Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 IM HELLA DRUNK AND IM GONNA TEXT AN EX

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:50
  • Quote
Randabis
Apr 2, 2005
Probation
Can't post for 10 days!
Guess this is a Randabis thread as I’ve been poster child for recklessly giving no fucks lately. Shall we dig? Lol

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 06:55
  • Quote
flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 im going to t-bag a vat of molten tin.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 07:15
  • Quote
Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 IM NOT GONNA TURN ON MY BLINKER WHEN I TURN LEFT

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 07:18
  • Quote
Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Fartington Butts posted:

IM NOT GONNA TURN ON MY BLINKER WHEN I TURN LEFT

Wow, dawg. Take it easy.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 07:21
  • Quote
ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I am going to high-five a walrus. :hai:

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 07:27
  • Quote
Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 I'm gonna eat the 4 day old tuna

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 07:27
  • Quote
Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


 I'm gonna get that timeshare I've been lookin' at

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 07:28
  • Quote
Cobalt-60
Oct 11, 2016

by Azathoth
*skips to the end of Terms and Conditions, hits YES*

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 17:13
  • Quote
Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

 Butt.
Sex.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 17:20
  • Quote
Rimusutera
Oct 17, 2014
 gonna ride my bike without a helmet.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 17:41
  • Quote
Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 23, 2024 18:25
  • Quote
Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

 The older dog went out a while ago.
He can PROBABLY make it another hour.

* # ? Mar 1, 2021 18:35
  • Quote
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply
The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > In this thread we behave recklessly
«‹›3 »