If you create 100 threads in 1 day, 1 of them is bound to land!

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Just by sure odds and luck. If you create 100 threads in 1 day, 1 of them is most certainly going to land and be a funny one!

Well unless you're Literally A Person, in which case the only place your threads will land is the :gas:

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Waltzing Along: Jun 14, 2008; There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

If you made 1 thread in 100 years... Well, why don't you try it and find out?

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selan dyin: Dec 27, 2007

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

bound to land, cemetery land, more like

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Posting in a Literally A Person call-out thread.

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Lawrence Gilchrist: Mar 31, 2010

Meredith Baxter-Burnout posted:

Posting in a Literally A Person call-out thread.

i would like a free LAP dance please

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1000 Sweaty Rikers: Oct 13, 2005

it's a numbers game

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

monkeys on a typewriter except the typewriter is a cheap phone and the monkey has crippling personality defects

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My Lovely Horse: Aug 21, 2010

well so far it sure as hell isn't this one

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

My Lovely Horse posted:

well so far it sure as hell isn't this one

Well maybe this is the one Morpheus.

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Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Slick Goku Baby more like Bitch Jealous Baby lololol

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Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

I have never made a thread in my entire posting career on the internet and no way in hell I'm starting now

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Jandipoo: Mar 29, 2008; I am the great Cornholio!

So when can we expect a good one from you?

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oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Define "land"

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Harold Stassen: Jan 24, 2016

Just do what Franco/Spanish Manlove did and close popular threads and then start "new" "official" ones to house all discussion of the topic

and for ones you don't like, just gas em and forget em! :haw: