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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here










Please, this is not how a body is shaped. I am in constant pain. Please. Please help me.

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

I don't wanna be that thing.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
:gas:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I did not realize that I am Albert Einstein

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019





Sir, this is a healing process.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
im gay

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Touch me
Pose me
Feel me

FUCK SNEEP
Apr 21, 2007




mr president!

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
I've repeatedly asked you not to share my dick pics.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Now I am become Death, destroyer of worlds.

Spaghett
May 2, 2007

Spooked ya...

Mi llamo Gormp. Yo tengo un pico.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

https://twitter.com/4eyes_/status/805851294292381696

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
"I can show you the worrrllllddddd..."

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I CAN SMELL YOUR DELICIOUS ESSENCE

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


reckon that thing could sugg a fella the frig off

how much you want fer it

Lieutenant Dan
Oct 27, 2009

Weedlord Bonerhitler
shuffles along the floor, making slurping noises and leaving a disturbing trail of sluice in my wake as I shimmy towards the doggy door and out into the wild blue yonder

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Smugworth posted:

I CAN SMELL YOUR DELICIOUS ESSENCE

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
got to imagine i squeak a bit, or rustle. or both?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ITS TAPE

oh dope
Nov 2, 2006

No guilt, it feeds in plain sight
"shnerb"

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
i'm like 90% certain my mom had one of these

Bronze Fonz
Feb 14, 2019




Dude I gave you that thing as a wedding gift, you said you loved it now it's material for a joke thread%??

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



:ohno:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Finally! A hundred years ago people thought nothing of putting Jr. To sleep with a nip of booze and that tradition is overdue for a comeback!

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

Smugworth posted:

reckon that thing could sugg a fella the frig off

how much you want fer it

Are you circumcised? This is important

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Someone help me remember what these are called, it's my greatest regret that I never bought one while they were in stores and I need to hit up eBay.

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.
Hi, I'm the OP's mum.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Oh yeah thats just Pudddy Da Sluttt. Idiot fuckung piece of poo poo IGNORANT OP!!!

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
Eyyy Im this thing and I'm having serious thoughts about switching to a different conditioner.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:

Eyyy Im this thing and I'm having serious thoughts about switching to a different conditioner.

Maybe rhinoplasty. I mean, I know it seems vain but I"m finally ready.

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
MY GOO... MY PRECIOUS GOO...

Tuxedo Catfish
Mar 17, 2007

You've got guts! Come to my village, I'll buy you lunch.
Jen... heal the Dark Crystal

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Knormal posted:


Touch me
Pose me
Feel me
Kill me

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

insane how nobody in this thread has worked out how to turn on their monitors yet

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020

Literally A Person posted:

Maybe rhinoplasty. I mean, I know it seems vain but I"m finally ready.

Eyyy Im this thing and I'm looking up the word rhinoplastry now!

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

"Would you gently caress me? I'd gently caress me."

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
i imagine that thing makes a kind of MREEEEEKEKEKEKEKKEE kind of noise

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