Power washers are kind of sexual

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

The long hose, the spray. It's just, like, so virile. Just pumping away. God it lasts forever. By the time the tank is out of gas I'm just loving soaked.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

an electric power washer just goes and goes and goes

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Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

especially with a soap attachment, just thick white foam covering everything

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

I think it's really inappropriate that they just have these things sitting on the shelf at the hardware store. Jesus Christ, put that poo poo behind a curtain or something. I don't need to be getting all horned up when I'm buying staples.

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Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

dad plz go back to reddit

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SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

What's his name OP?

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

What's his name OP?

Devon.

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flubber nuts: Oct 5, 2005

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

BIG TIT LIL NIP posted:

Are we allowed to post this stuff????

:ohdear:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:28

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Literally A Person posted:

Devon.

Devon The Power Washer uh? Likely story!

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Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Honk if you're horny (for power tools)

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HORSE-SLAUGHTERER: Nov 11, 2020; H O R S E - S L A U G H T E R E R

i think theyre for external use only op.

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Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Goons, washing things? This thread has me highly suspicious

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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

dr.acula posted:

Goons, washing things? This thread has me highly suspicious

But slightly aroused, right?

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Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

Everyone should go get a powerwasher.

It's like coloring in but in reverse.

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GRINDCORE MEGGIDO: Feb 28, 1985

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Flannelette posted:

Everyone should go get a powerwasher.

It's like coloring in but in reverse.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:33

Mr.Acula: May 10, 2009; Billions and billions of fat clouds

Literally A Person posted:

But slightly aroused, right?

Sorry for the late reply, I came so hard after posting and I slept literally all day until just now.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:54

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

dr.acula posted:

Sorry for the late reply, I came so hard after posting and I slept literally all day until just now.

I totally understand, I also get that way around 1 1/2 horsepower engines.

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r u ready to WALK: Sep 29, 2001

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

has there ever been a horror movie where they cut someone in half with a water jet

https://i.imgur.com/J7GeD7X.mp4

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Fallows: Jan 20, 2005; If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

Im gonna run to home depot right now if u catch my drift

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Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

power washer? i barely knew'er!

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Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

Mozi posted:

power washer? i barely knew'er!

oh good grief

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