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Heather Papps: hello friend

"these are my grandpappies ghost callin' chains. you just can't find em like this anymore, take a listen"

*clink clink claaaaang*
_{moments pass...}

"ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhoooooooooo"

"hell yeah we got one of these sonsabitches! pick up your holy water supersoaker, WE GOT A GHOST YEHAAAAAAW"

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:51

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Heather Papps: hello friend

so what makes it different from a deer blind?

i was gonna say salt but now that i think about, i guess nothing. a priest did bless it tho'.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:52

Heather Papps: hello friend

smell this. genuine ghost urine - sprinkle this stuff on yerself and you'll be pullin poltergeists from here to the mason dixon

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:53

Heather Papps: hello friend

DARYL YOU IDIOT YOU CHAMBERED REGULAR ROUNDS.

YOU KNOW WHEN WE GO GHOST HUNTING WE NEED THE SILVER BULLETS WITH WHITE ASH.

you scared em off god dammit.

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 23:54

fps_nug: horsing around no longer

no this is not a racist costume I'm dressing like the ghosts to infiltrate their ranks

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:10

Doctor Dogballs: driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

be vewwy quiet... i'm hunting ghosts!

*ghost dresses up as a sexy lady and kills me with a bomb*

Hey...... there's something awfuwwy "BOOEY" going on awound hea

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:22

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

fps_nug posted:

no this is not a racist costume I'm dressing like the ghosts to infiltrate their ranks

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:26

nut

women want me spectres fear me

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:28

Trying

As a member of ghost PETA I oppose this barbarism

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:32

Trying

Got arrested for flinging ectoplasm at the people coming out the Bed, Bath & Beyond

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:34

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I became a man the day I learned to skin and dress my first freshly killed ghost

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:37

Heather Papps: hello friend

get out of here, bigfoot dorks! this is ghost hunter country!

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:38

nut

Royal Updog posted:

Got arrested for flinging ectoplasm at the people coming out the Bed, Bath & Beyond

erring on the side of caution and throwing it on everyone when i can't confirm that they're not wearing ghost

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:38

Heather Papps: hello friend

QUICK THERE'S STILL SOME UN-DEATH IN THAT ONE, PUT A ROUND IN 'EM

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 00:50

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

How did you even taxidermy a ghost? And why did you choose that pose?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:25

your friend sk: (ヤイケス!)

fps_nug posted:

no this is not a racist costume I'm dressing like the ghosts to infiltrate their ranks

, officer

# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:31

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Culling the weaker ghosts actually improves the health of the herd.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 01:40

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Well known politicians who keep making ghosts whilst hunting them; very effective techniques.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 21:34

FactsAreUseless

Ghost Bambi crying because his mom died twice.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:07

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Waited 6 days and now setting up my bivouac in front of the static filled tv.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 22:17

Buttchocks: No, I like my hat, thanks.

Each of these abandoned storage units is haunted. We bid on this one right here. let's open 'er up and see if we can find the ghost!

# ? Mar 3, 2021 19:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Pretty sure this "ghost soup" is just hot water

# ? Mar 3, 2021 22:05

alnilam

*ghost warden taps you on the shoulder* that a magnetometer you're carryin? You wouldn't be huntin ghost out of season would you

_{ty manifisto}

# ? Mar 3, 2021 22:17

Stoner Sloth

~~ghost~~ ~~skeleton~~ ~~ghost~~ ~~skeleton~~ ghost hunter season!

sigs by the awesome Manifisto, Vanisher, City of Glompton, Pot Smoke Phoenix, Nut, Heather Papps,Prof Crocodile, knuthgrush, Ohtori Akio, Teapot, Saosyhant, Dumb Sex Parrot, w4ddl3d33, and nesamdoom!! - ty friends!