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Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
He also won the amazing prize of being the most forgettable Weasley.

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Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

low key my favorite part of Dredd is the tonally incongruous inclusion of Matt Berry's Snuff Box theme song during one of Gleason's scenes.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

to whoever was talking about bill and ted the other day the first two movies are now on hbo max

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
It's funny how flat and mostly bad One Night in Miami (on Prime) is. It's yet another Nomadland type Oscar bait picture where I'm just astonished by all the praise. Nothing of it felt "the time", neither aesthetically nor in terms of the "weight" of the history presented, it just felt like a bunch of dudes doing impressions. Like a skit. No energy really, maybe some at the start but overall it drags and it's very obviously a (bad) movie adapted from a play.

I just about lost it laughing when Malcolm X went, and this is an exact quote, "Besides, uh, you know, I’ve always got my Nikon handy for taking photos on the move."

God Hole
Mar 2, 2016

I would hate it if Dredd had been more overt in its satire. The moments are subtle but they stick with you.

ALL of the henchmen receive such incredible characterization. I mean, when's the last time you watched a cop movie and 9 years later you could be talking about the movie with someone and they could say the words "fabulous wig guy" and you immediately know which dude with 60 seconds of screentime they're talking about? every bad guy gets intimate closeups of all of their faces/mannerisms/friendships/tics, just enough for you to really identify with them, right before the angry masked man brutalizes that face or sets it on fire and then lingers unnecessarily long to watch it melt.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames
Finally got around to watching The Descendants on HBO.

Pretty good! Definitely well written.

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Apparently Deadly Adoption is the straight face Will Ferrell horror movie

https://twitter.com/NOFSpodcast/status/1366180163868897289?s=19

I gotta see this

Macdeo Lurjtux
Jul 5, 2011

BRRREADSTOOORRM!
Yeah it was great when that was new, everyone watching it waiting for punchline.

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
Just watched I Care a Lot on Netflix. Don't want to get too in depth because I don't want to spoil any of it but it was good. Run, don't walk, to see this one!

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




disney+ added a new channel called Star in non-US terrirtories and it's got an ok lineout of movies. Good enough to justify keeping my subscription for another month or so anyway (I'd basically been using it for nothing but old Simpsons)
Just watched Starship Troopers for the first time since I was a teenager and drat it holds up so well.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


Barb and Star was so incredibly dumb, but I laughed really hard a lot. It is the best kind of stupid.

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Punkin Spunkin posted:

It's funny how flat and mostly bad One Night in Miami (on Prime) is. It's yet another Nomadland type Oscar bait picture where I'm just astonished by all the praise. Nothing of it felt "the time", neither aesthetically nor in terms of the "weight" of the history presented, it just felt like a bunch of dudes doing impressions. Like a skit. No energy really, maybe some at the start but overall it drags and it's very obviously a (bad) movie adapted from a play.

I just about lost it laughing when Malcolm X went, and this is an exact quote, "Besides, uh, you know, I’ve always got my Nikon handy for taking photos on the move."

Yeah, it was shockingly boring. I turned it off 2/3 through.

Judakel
Jul 29, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 9 years!
It might be illusionary due to the pandemic, but I think Bruce Willis has entered straight-to-streaming territory and he ain't coming back. Cosmic Sin and Breach are both terrible. Checking his IMDB, he has been going back and forth between that and movie theater releases for a few years.

Detective No. 27
Jun 7, 2006

He's probably got one more Wes Anderson movie left in him.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
I feel like that's true for pretty much everyone who was big in the 90s these days. Looking through any former action star's last decade or two is pretty sad.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

feedmyleg posted:

I feel like that's true for pretty much everyone who was big in the 90s these days. Looking through any former action star's last decade or two is pretty sad.

The big stars of the 70's were probably going straight to video by the 90's, it's just the way things work.

Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

The greatest sensual pleasure there is is to know the desires of another!

Fun Shoe
I think with Bruce Willis it's more a case of semi-retirement rather than lack of good offers. Like, he's perfectly willing to show up to a lovely D-TV thriller where he gets to be on set for a single day and do his two scenes and get paid like 100k but he's not interested in being the star of a big studio film with all the time commitment and responsibility that entails.

I'm not basing that on anything other than the fact that he's really not doing lead roles in these D-TV movies, he's always popping up at the end as the big bad guy for like 5 minutes of screen time, or as the father of the main character who has a single scene or whatever. It's a nice payday for very little effort and I feel like if he wanted to have lead roles in those movies he could do it so the only explanation is he doesn't want to.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
Melman v2
Bruce Willis's role in Motherless Brooklyn is probably his biggest role in years and he's still only in a third of it

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Isn't Bruce Willis notoriously a jerk to work with? Not that that's a dealbreaker for actors, but at a certain point if he's not drawing audiences the way he used to it might make a difference for his job options.

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Isn't Bruce Willis notoriously a jerk to work with? Not that that's a dealbreaker for actors, but at a certain point if he's not drawing audiences the way he used to it might make a difference for his job options.

I think that's how he was for a while but as far as I know he's mellowed out a lot

I doubt Wes Anderson willingly put himself through another Gene Hackman situation

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Simone Magus posted:

I think that's how he was for a while but as far as I know he's mellowed out a lot

I doubt Wes Anderson willingly put himself through another Gene Hackman situation

What's the story with Wes and Gene?

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
It's kind of a genius move. Low effort paychecks, don't have to do press (which is the one they thing all hate the most)

Simone Magus
Sep 30, 2020

by VideoGames

Nihonniboku posted:

What's the story with Wes and Gene?

Apparently Hackman was absolutely loving awful to everyone on set of Tenenbaums, which kinda makes chemistry he has onscreen with everyone an even bigger achievement

Edit: rewatched Inherent Vice on HBO and godddddddddd I love it so much, the soundtrack alone... man

Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


poo poo yeah. Attack The Block just popped up on Hulu.

Predators did as well. Is that worth a watch?

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004
How low are your standards?

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Fartington Butts posted:

poo poo yeah. Attack The Block just popped up on Hulu.

Predators did as well. Is that worth a watch?

Predators is fuckin awesome.

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->

Simone Magus posted:

Apparently Hackman was absolutely loving awful to everyone on set of Tenenbaums, which kinda makes chemistry he has onscreen with everyone an even bigger achievement

Edit: rewatched Inherent Vice on HBO and godddddddddd I love it so much, the soundtrack alone... man

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/feb/22/danny-devito-barry-sonnenfeld-gene-hackman-how-we-made-get-shorty-elmore-leonard This anecode with Hackman owns lol. "I don't work at night!"

Must be nice to just run poo poo like that.

frogbs
May 5, 2004
Well well well

Weaponized Cum posted:

https://www.theguardian.com/film/2021/feb/22/danny-devito-barry-sonnenfeld-gene-hackman-how-we-made-get-shorty-elmore-leonard This anecode with Hackman owns lol. "I don't work at night!"

Must be nice to just run poo poo like that.

This article is awesome, so many good anecdotes. Makes me like DeVito even more knowing he wanted to help Sonnenfeld start directing stuff.

david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

GD_American posted:

It's kind of a genius move. Low effort paychecks, don't have to do press (which is the one they thing all hate the most)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IGWuUdblW90

DorianGravy
Sep 12, 2007

Fartington Butts posted:

poo poo yeah. Attack The Block just popped up on Hulu.

Predators did as well. Is that worth a watch?

Predators is... okay? Some people seem to like it. I thought it was good enough for a watch, so go for it.

Attack the Block is good.

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


Predators is better than you'd expect, but in the sense that I thought it was going to be a D- and it turned out to be a C+. If nothing else it's worth watching once.

Assepoester
Jul 18, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 years!
Melman v2
Predators is retroactively made better by the existence of The Predator

veni veni veni
Jun 5, 2005


That too.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
Wasn't Predators the one where they juiced up a scene for the trailer and were totally unapologetic about it?

e- yep

http://www.mtv.com/news/2436977/predators-producer-robert-rodriguez-addresses-missing-trailer-shot-in-theatrical-release/

Glottis
May 29, 2002

No. It's necessary.
Yam Slacker

GD_American posted:

Wasn't Predators the one where they juiced up a scene for the trailer and were totally unapologetic about it?

e- yep

http://www.mtv.com/news/2436977/predators-producer-robert-rodriguez-addresses-missing-trailer-shot-in-theatrical-release/

"Adrien Brody's know-it-all, rear end-kicking merc Royce gets a full-body temporary tattoo, courtesy of a buttload of Predator gunsights"
Given that the video didn't load, it took me way too long to figure out what the gently caress they were trying to describe.

GD_American
Jul 21, 2004

LISTEN TO WHAT I HAVE TO SAY AS IT'S INCREDIBLY IMPORTANT!
yeah it's mtv dot com, I admittedly didn't take time looking for a good writeup

Pingiivi
Mar 26, 2010

Straight into the iris!

This is amazing. Like the movie with the huge explosions and action and stuff.

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Watched some great horror on Prime lately, Tombbad and Saint Maud (saint maud required Epix but I just did the stupid free trial)

Tombbad is just like, shades of Pan's Labyrinth and Event Horizon, definitely some Clive Barker/Lovecraft vibes. It's silly, grotesque, and a lot of fun. Tomb raiding into places no human should ever go.

Saint Maud was just like, drat, incredibly brutal and confidently directed for a feature debut. It's somehow both restrained and brutal, it doesn't go for the cheap shots but it hits you loving hard. I haven't seen a movie in a while that made me cry out for god this often (OH MY loving GOD!!!! GOD ALMIGHTY!!! etc) which seemed fitting.
Both films do some interesting things with body horror and while they're not perfect, definitely both worth watching.

Enos Cabell
Nov 3, 2004


I watched Manborg last night and it was loving great. No budget, cheesy as hell, but great fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mISUM0qvFTQ

Free on Prime

e: speaking of Prime, just read that the 7th and final season of Bosch is coming out this summer, and then they are immediately rolling into filming a spinoff series with Harry, Maddie and Honey Chandler for some IMDB ad-supported channel. https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/bosch-spinoff-imdb-tv

Enos Cabell fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Mar 5, 2021

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FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006



Enos Cabell posted:

I watched Manborg last night and it was loving great. No budget, cheesy as hell, but great fun. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mISUM0qvFTQ

Free on Prime

So it’s a full length Kickpuncher movie

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