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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



:hai:

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hbag
Feb 13, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Prof. Crocodile posted:

Are these all from the same gallery exhibition?

My girlfriend at the time surprised me with a romantic getaway to a haunted hotel that was surrounded with peacocks and hot springs.

I think the first two photos are from a nearby gift shop, the last was part of some big mural in a room where you could fill tubs with water from the hot springs.



It sounds romantic, but the hotel was totally rundown and it turned out the springs were sulphur springs so the whole place smelled like a thousand years of hot farts.

Also, as soon as the sun came up we heard blood curdling screams coming from right outside our second floor window. It literally sounded like someone was being murdered.

It turns out that peacocks are annoying assholes who will climb up to the second story to scream at the sun.

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
All right gentlemen just 4 more pages to go until we hit 1000

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Did you experience anything supernatural?

There are hotels in Gettysburg that are supposed to be haunted so consistently that they can tell you what to expect in the room you stay in. I've always wanted to try it.

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

Did you experience anything supernatural?

There are hotels in Gettysburg that are supposed to be haunted so consistently that they can tell you what to expect in the room you stay in. I've always wanted to try it.

They left all the unoccupied rooms open and we explored the whole hotel without witnessing anything spooky.

I feel like the people who claim it's haunted were just spooked by being in a rundown hotel that smells bad and is often cloaked in fog and the sounds of screaming.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
just gonna put in a filler post here to break an uncomfortable silence

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



The thread comes to a standstill as we all realize with dawning horror that we don't really want to see Ratjaculation's weiner.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

If I wanted to play Napoleon Total War with other goons, but, like, just do naval battles and I'm terrible as poo poo at them since I've never really done it I just think it'd be fun, is there anywhere anyone can point me? Alternatively, does anyone OWN Napoleon Total war and want to fight solely naval battles and just be like "WTF is this poo poo?" with me?

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



General Total War thread here but I dunno how much action Napoleon's getting these days.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









gary oldmans diary posted:

just gonna put in a filler post here to break an uncomfortable silence

doesn't even notice and just keeps being uncomfortably silent

sebmojo fucked around with this message at 02:12 on Mar 2, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



William Henry Hairytaint posted:

The thread comes to a standstill as we all realize with dawning horror that we don't really want to see Ratjaculation's weiner.

What if I told you ratjaculation is an anime dick girl?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

sebmojo posted:

doesn't even notice and just keeps being uncomfortably silent

sebmojo hosed around with this message at 8:12 PM on Mar 1, 2021
*watches sebmojo trip over his suspenders while trying to be smooth*
smooth move garfunkle

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Tip posted:

What if I told you ratjaculation is an anime dick girl?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020



e: wrong image. you know what, I'm leaving this here. it's better than what I meant to post.

Prof. Crocodile fucked around with this message at 02:25 on Mar 2, 2021

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



Prof. Crocodile posted:



e: wrong image. you know what, I'm leaving this here. it's better than what I meant to post.

For anyone who hasn't seen Our Robocop Remake, they take that scene to the next level (nsfw lots of dicks):
https://vimeo.com/86014703

MakaVillian
Aug 16, 2003

Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

The thread comes to a standstill as we all realize with dawning horror that we don't really want to see Ratjaculation's weiner.

Speak for yourself, I need to update my goondicks.xls

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Below: dicks

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Come on let’s see dat D

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
thread horny. so what

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









gary oldmans diary posted:

*watches sebmojo trip over his suspenders while trying to be smooth*
smooth move garfunkle

you have earnt urself 950 pages of pain, gary oldmans diary

bad pain, the worst kind

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I heard theres gonna be some rat dick in this thread

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









i'll stop at page 999 to give you some respite

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

well fellas i do think its cock time

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Blue Train, Spawn, Don Henley, and now Ratjaculation. The legacy continues.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









pumped to see this donger

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Come on you son of a bitch

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









sebmojo posted:

pumped to see this donger

to viddy the malchick's zvook

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I went back and saw his post, it just says "a dick pic". He's just gonna post someone else's dick isn't he...

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









he wouldn't cheat us like that

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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sebmojo posted:

he wouldn't cheat us like that

Trust, but verify

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

hog out or log out

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Do you guys think we'll get some bonus nutsack too, or will it be pure penis action

drowningidiot
Sep 27, 2014
Not even 50 pages in a month. This is gonna take years.

hbag
Feb 13, 2021

drowningidiot posted:

Not even 50 pages in a month. This is gonna take years.

the words of a coward and a charlatan

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

General Total War thread here but I dunno how much action Napoleon's getting these days.

I just thought it'd be fun to get like 4 goons involved in a multi-national fleet battle with lovely boats, it seems like something fun

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hbag posted:

the words of a coward and a charlatan

:hai:

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

drowningidiot posted:

Not even 50 pages in a month. This is gonna take years.

Your mother said the same thing. And then poof, one day there was a random dick, and there you were

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I went back and saw his post, it just says "a dick pic". He's just gonna post someone else's dick isn't he...

If someone asks you for "a dick pic" and you send them a pic of someone else's dick you're a liar :colbert:

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Tip posted:

If someone asks you for "a dick pic" and you send them a pic of someone else's dick you're a liar :colbert:

if they send you a selfie it's accurate though, because they're a dick

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