The 5000 Page Thread: a lot of pooping, this much is true

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

It's dick o clock

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:36

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# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:46

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

One can only hope that poster Rajaculation has enough sense to do the right thing

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:37

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

COCK O'CLOCK
post it

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:38

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

hbag posted:

COCK O'CLOCK
post it

When I was in highschool my drama teacher had to run around furiously ripping down signs due to a typo in her audition notice for Thirteen Clocks.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:39

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Is there a punishment lined up if we reach page 51 without them posting dick

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:40

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

post your wang

this is a lawyer

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:41

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

Is there a punishment lined up if we reach page 51 without them posting dick

That's a little unfair, I think he should get 24 hours to post a dick pic or he gets probated.

Also if anyone can prove the dick pic isn't his he gets a harsher punishment.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:41

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

The 1000 Page Thread - Ratjaculation Called Out With He Dil Out

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:41

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Maybe we could combine the punishment with a posting incentive for everyone else, like, if he doesn't post it within 24 hours he'll be banned a number of hours equal to the number of posts we make during that time.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:43

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Maybe we could get a mod challenge, those are always fun.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:44

DeadFatDuckFat: Oct 29, 2012; This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.

Eh, lets just spam his PM inbox in the meantime

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:44

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

im on board with the "24 hours to post hog or get probed" idea

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:49

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I've run the numbers and if we continued posting at the rate we've posted today we'd hit 1000 pages on September 22.

We're so close.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 03:51

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

Show dong and rat peen.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:01

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

Maybe we could combine the punishment with a posting incentive for everyone else, like, if he doesn't post it within 24 hours he'll be banned a number of hours equal to the number of posts we make during that time.

Can almost guarantee 1,000 pages with a scheme like this. Nothing brings goons out of the woodwork like the opportunity to publicly spite a beloved friend.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:03

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

I've run the numbers and if we continued posting at the rate we've posted today we'd hit 1000 pages on September 22.

We're so close.

Let's make it September 13 so it happens on my birthday. What a birthday gift that would be, my gosh.

Edit: Post the artisanal hog!

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:03

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Can almost guarantee 1,000 pages with a scheme like this. Nothing brings goons out of the woodwork like the opportunity to publicly spite a beloved friend.

We've gotta post like it's true until a mod weighs in, just in case.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:06

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

MakaVillian posted:

Let's make it September 13 so it happens on my birthday. What a birthday gift that would be, my gosh.

Edit: Post the artisanal hog!

September 11 would be easier to remember.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:06

Prof. Crocodile: Jun 27, 2020

Tip posted:

September 11 would be easier to remember.

The 1000 Page Thread - Mistakes into Miracles

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:07

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

Tip posted:

September 11 would be easier to remember.

why?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:07

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

September 11 would be easier to remember.

Ummmm I'm pretty sure more people remember my birthday than September 11

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:13

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

gary oldmans diary posted:

why?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:14

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

No mod challenges please, they're lame.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:17

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

It was actually weird providence that I found that gif.

I googled "why ask why gif" and that came up, I was hoping to find one of those creepy beer commercials where they were seemingly trying to get you stop questioning your drinking habit and just get drunk already.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:18

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

No mod challenges please, they're lame.

You're lame. :mad:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:19

William Henry Hairytaint: Oct 29, 2011

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:24

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

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# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:27

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

id recognize that bone structure anywhere

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:29

Meme Poker Party: Sep 1, 2006; by Azathoth

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:30

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

hbag posted:

COCK O'CLOCK
post it

What do you want line just raw dong or like posed up on a velvet pillow and 3 point lighting with some whipped cream a strawberries in a little artisan bowl? :thunkher:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:30

MakaVillian: Aug 16, 2003; Well, in Whoville they say - that his tiny hands grew three sizes that day.

Tip posted:

code:

             .-----.
            /       `\
          _|_         |
         /   \        | 
         '==='        |


         . ' .        |
        . : ' .       |
           '.         |
       . '    .       |
        .-"""-.       |
       /  \___ \      |
       |/`    \|      |
       (  a  a )      |
       |   _\ |       |
       )\  =  /       |
   _.-'  '---;        |
 /`           `-.     |
|                \    |
|    |   .  & .   \   |
\    /      &   |  ;  |
|   |           |  ;  |
|   /\          /  |  |
\   \ )   -:-  /\  \  |
 `.  `-.  -:-  | \  \_|
   '-.  `-.    (  './\`\
    / `'-. `\  |    \/_/
    |    \  |  |      |
    |    /'-\  /      |
     \   \   | |      |
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Ooooo dang

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:43

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

https://i.imgur.com/nTF8gNx.mp4

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:47

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

gary oldmans diary posted:

https://i.imgur.com/nTF8gNx.mp4

The full cobra

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:54

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

https://countingdownto.com/?c=3481550

# ? Mar 2, 2021 04:57

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

I think I'm gonna watch Superman IV while we wait for the dick.

I've never seen it before, I know it's supposed to be terrible, but I also just learned that Jon Cryer plays Lenny Luthor and looks like this:

Whoever made Superman IV probably really appreciates Zack Snyder coming along and taking the throne of worst Superman movie(s).

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:15

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

man of steel was a decently ok superman movie though

best superman movies:
superman (version with the scene where lex luthors lair has traps)
superman 2
superman returns
man of steel
superman (version without the scene where lex lex luthors lair has traps)

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:25

hbag: Feb 13, 2021

one of the lens strings snapped in my glasses so i guess im squintin' until i can fix the loving things

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:31

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

gary oldmans diary posted:

man of steel was a decently ok superman movie though

Zach Snyder's Superman barely even counts as Superman, his movies should be considered some kind of spin-off that answers the question, "What if Superman was raised by Randian objectivists?"

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:34

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

hbag posted:

one of the lens strings snapped in my glasses so i guess im squintin' until i can fix the loving things

It's gonna be tragic when ratjaculation posts his hog and you're squinting at it, barely able to make it out

we might all be doing this though, lol

# ? Mar 2, 2021 05:35

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TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:09

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