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Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Been in talks for months now. Jebbrey is selling me the place for a song since he needs to maintain his fabrege egg habit. I'm gonna close this poo poo down and fill this place with porno and ads. Just constant boobs and .movs screaming at you from the corner of your screen about buying a new tv at the best buy.

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gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

heard lap was gonna sublet the coupon forum

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:18

Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

Literally A Person posted:

Been in talks for months now. Jebbrey is selling me the place for a song since he needs to maintain his fabrege egg habit. I'm gonna close this poo poo down and fill this place with porno and ads. Just constant boobs and .movs screaming at you from the corner of your screen about buying a new tv at the best buy.

hell yeah

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:19

Seth Pecksniff: May 27, 2004; can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Literally A Person posted:

Been in talks for months now. Jebbrey is selling me the place for a song since he needs to maintain his fabrege egg habit. I'm gonna close this poo poo down and fill this place with porno and ads. Just constant boobs and .movs screaming at you from the corner of your screen about buying a new tv at the best buy.

Question: will we be able and allowed to jack off to these boobs

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:20

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Literally A Person posted:

Been in talks for months now. Jebbrey is selling me the place for a song since he needs to maintain his fabrege egg habit. I'm gonna close this poo poo down and fill this place with porno and ads. Just constant boobs and .movs screaming at you from the corner of your screen about buying a new tv at the best buy.

finally

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:21

Bronze Fonz: Feb 14, 2019

Will you bring back Lowtax and augment production of Jeff K?

Is this like the gamestop thing because I can't afford to lose all my life savings twice.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:21

Big Beef City: Aug 15, 2013

Presumably that content would replace....my posting

HEH GOTTEM no wait

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:25

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

low key sex master posted:

Question: will we be able and allowed to jack off to these boobs

Oh HELLS yeah!

For $15 you can go PREMIUM which will allow you to turn down the volume on the advertisements by 25%!!!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:26

gary oldmans diary: Sep 26, 2005

pictured: lap
https://i.imgur.com/G9nuVWG.mp4

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:29

Saalkin: Jun 29, 2008

Can we have pizza day on Fridays?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:32

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

Saalkin posted:

Can we have pizza day on Fridays?

Yes, but pop and desserts are supplied by you guys.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:33

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

I can not wait for the new imboobments

# ? Mar 1, 2021 04:57

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

I've seen worse ideas. Not much worse, but worse.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:01

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

Literally A Person posted:

Yes, but pop and desserts are supplied by you guys.

What if dessert is a dessert pizza, like a chocolate pudding pizza? Will you cover half?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:41

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

I will bring fudgie the whale.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 05:43

signalnoise: Mar 7, 2008; i was told my old av was distracting

are the mods gonna be a persons too or are we stuck with assless robots

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:03

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

Clam down and have some cleario. :backtowork:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 06:09

The Management: Jan 2, 2010; sup, bitch?

Are the boobs gonna be categorized by forum topic?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 07:57

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

What song, and did you sing it soprano?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 07:59

MrQueasy: Nov 15, 2005; Probiot-ICK

Literally A Person posted:

Oh HELLS yeah!

For $15 you can go PREMIUM which will allow you to turn down the volume on the advertisements by 25%!!!

Can we buy multiple premiums? And if so, do they stack additively or multiplicatively?

# ? Mar 1, 2021 08:34

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

The Management posted:

Are the boobs gonna be categorized by forum topic?

Of course. Boobs from A-Z.

Das Boo posted:

What song, and did you sing it soprano?

My Sharona, and yes, I mean, of course.

MrQueasy posted:

Can we buy multiple premiums? And if so, do they stack additively or multiplicatively?

You can buy all the premiums you want. Each additional one past the first decreases the size of the flash ads on the page by ONE PIXEL!!!!

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:17

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

Where would you rank the last POTUS? I've been hearing he was quite the boob.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 16:57

Cactus Ghost: Dec 20, 2003; you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

will there be blue footed boobies (the bird)

# ? Mar 1, 2021 21:58

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:11

Chrs: Sep 21, 2015

Now I won�t have to go to the woods to get my porno anymore.

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:13

bus hustler: Mar 14, 2019

using my gamestop profits to buy the forums from a bitcoin profiter :hmmyes:

# ? Mar 1, 2021 22:14

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

congrats to Jeffrey of YOSPOS on his discovery of an even greater fool :cheers:

# ? Mar 2, 2021 07:58

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

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oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

Ah the Stile Project maneuver, classic

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:28

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

And my anus with it??? My lawyers....

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:32

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

hey

literally a person

what's your deal? like, what's up with you?

I'm just sitting here like, "what's going on here? what do you want!"

ehh?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:43

Woodsy Owl: Oct 27, 2004

Put the forums on the buttchain

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:45

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Cubone posted:

hey

literally a person

what's your deal? like, what's up with you?

I'm just sitting here like, "what's going on here? what do you want!"

ehh?

# ? Mar 2, 2021 08:46

Weka: May 5, 2019; That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

signalnoise posted:

are the mods gonna be a persons too or are we stuck with assless robots

Could we get robots with asses? The long foretold robutts.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 09:58

Cubone: May 26, 2011; Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 10:13

putin is a cunt: Apr 5, 2007; BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

Literally A Person posted:

Been in talks for months now. Jebbrey is selling me the place for a song since he needs to maintain his fabrege egg habit. I'm gonna close this poo poo down and fill this place with porno and ads. Just constant boobs and .movs screaming at you from the corner of your screen about buying a new tv at the best buy.

Finally, the forum we deserve.

# ? Mar 2, 2021 11:30