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Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

Your fly's open.

Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...

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Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

Chili posted:

Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Heavy_D posted:

Oh, I pursued and she withdrew, then she pursued and I withdrew, and so we danced. I burned for her, much like the burning during urination that I would experience soon afterwards...

I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

JethroMcB posted:

I gave you gonorrhea because I thought you'd have fun with it!

I'll tell you what to do. You go to Tor Eckman. Tor, Tor, he'll fix you right up. He's a herbalist, a healer, Jethro. He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and mind.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

jojoinnit posted:

I'll tell you what to do. You go to Tor Eckman. Tor, Tor, he'll fix you right up. He's a herbalist, a healer, Jethro. He's not just gonna fix the tonsils and the adenoids, he is gonna change the whole way you function - body and mind.

Cirrhosis of the liver, and... PCP addiction?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Cirrhosis of the liver, and... PCP addiction?

I don't know. All I know is, he was sniffing.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Cirrhosis of the liver, and... PCP addiction?

You should have been born in August. Your parents would have been well advised to wait.

Chili posted:

I don't know. All I know is, he was sniffing.

You're eating too much dairy.

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

TMMadman posted:

You're eating too much dairy.

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise

jojoinnit
Dec 13, 2010

Strength and speed, that's why you're a special agent.

TMMadman posted:

You're eating too much dairy.

Heavy_D posted:

Before we go any further, I'd just like to point out how disturbing it is that you equate eating a block of cheese with some sort of bachelor paradise

You people with the cheese. It never ends. Hello? Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh.

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
Sleep tight mates, in your quilted chambray night shirts.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
You know it's really not a bad looking shirt.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Can you spare a little change for an old buccaneer?

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
One more stamp and I'm a submarine captain!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

SirPablo posted:

One more stamp and I'm a submarine captain!

Everybody out of the chunnel!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

Chili posted:

Everybody out of the chunnel!

Up here, I'm already gone.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Hey, can you believe i got 'Happy New Year's today!?

I once got 'Happy New Year'd' in March!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Vietnamwees posted:

Hey, can you believe i got 'Happy New Year's today!?

I once got 'Happy New Year'd' in March!

How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

How long have you been waiting to squeeze that into a conversation?

It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

It was a good bit in the '80s, and it's still relatable today.

It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

It's the obligation, you know? As soon as this person comes in, you know you have to do this. I mean, if you could, say, touch a breast as part of the kiss hello, then I think I could see the value in it a little better.

Who is this perverted little weasel? :mad:

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug

potee posted:

Who is this perverted little weasel? :mad:

Newman!

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

Is everything all right here, Postal Employee SirPablo?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

Is everything all right here, Postal Employee SirPablo?



Actually, I'm quite comfortable.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.
Mug. Mug Costanza.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

potee posted:

Mug. Mug Costanza.

Shhh, potee, listen, you gotta do me a favor. Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Chili posted:

Shhh, potee, listen, you gotta do me a favor. Give me your wallet. I'll give it back to you later.

The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was potee. He killed my mother.

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

TMMadman posted:

The Rogue's Wallet. That's where he kept his card, his dirty little secret. Short, devious, balding. His name was potee. He killed my mother.

When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child but the Communists, they put an end to that!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Chili posted:

When my mother was abducted by the Communists, she was with child but the Communists, they put an end to that!

I didn't realize Communism was such a sensitive issue.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
You didn't realize COMMINISM was a sensitive issue!? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN THE LAST 50 YEARS!?

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures
I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Heavy_D posted:

I gotta get on that internet, I'm late on everything

Did you see that movie with the girl from the bus?

Chili
Jan 23, 2004

college kids ain't shit


Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

Did you see that movie with the girl from the bus?

That's it! Drop everything! We're going right now!

Heavy_D
Feb 16, 2002

"rararararara" contains the meaning of everything, kept in simple rectangular structures

MightyJoe36 posted:

Did you see that movie with the girl from the bus?

When Harrison Ford jumped out of that plane, and he was shooting back at them as he was falling?

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Heavy_D posted:

When Harrison Ford jumped out of that plane, and he was shooting back at them as he was falling?

"Y'know, I really didn't expect that movie to..."
"END UNDERWATER?"
"...be that long."

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
So, Death Blow, we meet again!

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture!

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer
You have selected...Agent Zero?

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

Why don't you just tell me the name of the movie you want to see?

Hello, and welcome, to your worst nightmare. I know you’re in there. TM, Madman, apartment 5, B, you’re in big trouble, now. You've been stealing my quotes. If you would like to do this the easy way, open the door, now, or, please select the number of seconds, you’d like to wait, before I break this door down. Please select, now.

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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
Coming to theaters, this Friday:

Kevin Bacon.
Susan Sarandon.
"You've got to get me over that mountain!"
"Noooooo!"

PKKW PKKW! KKKKRRRCCCH!
There's no place higher than... Mountain High.

Rated R.

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