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FreudianSlippers posted:You need to stop taking advice from skeletons in catacombs. I’ve mostly written off the day for working at my desk. Thinking and talking work, fine. Writing emails, checking documents or working on spreadsheets (the glamorous film biz)? I think not.
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I wonder if Hollywood is scared of horny because of Me Too. But yes, at some point the horny was absorbed by TV, like Showtime, HBO, Cinemax had all sorts of shows. I think it varies on streaming.
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Mar 2, 2021 16:53
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Outta Sight was a horny movie.
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Gatts posted:I wonder if Hollywood is scared of horny because of Me Too. But yes, at some point the horny was absorbed by TV, like Showtime, HBO, Cinemax had all sorts of shows. I think it varies on streaming. maybe horny should be outlawed in media because it inevitably leads to Lurdiak posted:There's a whole thing involving French movies about very young girls and their sexuality and even though it's presented as a romantic open minded thing (in contrast with north america's puritan values) it's directly tied with a bunch of unbelievably creepy old men who should be in jail and an industry that makes excuses for them.
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Gatts posted:I wonder if Hollywood is scared of horny because of Me Too. But yes, at some point the horny was absorbed by TV, like Showtime, HBO, Cinemax had all sorts of shows. I think it varies on streaming. Isn't it more that they are filming for the international market? How horny are Chinese movies?
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Mar 2, 2021 17:01
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Baron von Eevl posted:I really appreciate that they don't really sexualize Furiosa or Joe's brides; like there's the first time Max sees them washing off and drinking water after the sandstorm and you think just for a second that it's going to be like a 80s metal video or carwash scene or something, then you realize that it's the water that Max is so thirsty for and not the women. Schwarzwald posted:Fury Road is in agreement with the article, being a film but a story about the commoditization of desexualized bodies, but in that respect its almost anti-horny. Shortly after the movie came out there was a nice blogpost somewhere about the storyboarding of this scene, how it had changed from having boobs and butts and the axes of the shot to the water being the focus.
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poonchasta posted:The International Cut of Leon is my preferred version to watch. If you like The Professional, then definitely check it out. I ended up getting it in a used Luc Besson box set from Disc Replay. There is some ickyness, but it's in the direction of Matilda towards Leon, and he does not reciprocate. I don't want to spoil anymore, but one of the added scenes provides a nice callback for the final scene featuring Leon. In a way that's ickier, because she's a teenage girl asking for it, she has the agency here! cargohills posted:The blu-ray I have has both and I didn't try very hard at all to find it. I'm glad to be proven wrong! Gatts posted:I wonder if Hollywood is scared of horny because of Me Too. But yes, at some point the horny was absorbed by TV, like Showtime, HBO, Cinemax had all sorts of shows. I think it varies on streaming. It's probably hard to market a horny PG-13 action blockbuster as kid-friendly. If parents think there might be *gasp* SEX in a Marvel movie, they might not take their kids or buy their merch.
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Weird that when Hollywood tries to reduce its blatant and obvious misogyny, everything just becomes asexual 🤔 It's almost like our society has no idea how to treat women like people!
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Mad Max series is great but it's not horny at all beyond the first one, and that one is more lurid than sexy
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cargohills posted:The blu-ray I have has both and I didn't try very hard at all to find it. Unless you get an old DVD the theatrical cut on Blu-ray is an edited version with "modern" color grading, a CG morph effect, and worst of all it replaces the superior 1970s WB logo at the beginning (!)
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:every James Bond movie Aside from Casino Royale and a couple scenes with Javier Bardem the Craig films are oddly sexless, even when he's having sex on screen,.
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Mar 2, 2021 18:59
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Let Paul Schrader direct a Marvel movie.
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Skwirl posted:Aside from Casino Royale and a couple scenes with Javier Bardem the Craig films are oddly sexless, even when he's having sex on screen,. i never saw Quantum of Solace but this seems like weird nitpicking for a series where one of the acknowledged tropes is "Which hot sex symbol will our hot sex symbol lead have sex with this time?" they may be sexist, colonialist, and often garbage, but they're keeping the horny alive
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Uncle Boogeyman posted:i never saw Quantum of Solace but this seems like weird nitpicking for a series where one of the acknowledged tropes is "Which hot sex symbol will our hot sex symbol lead have sex with this time?" No, I don't think you're right. There is sex but it is sexless. There is nothing erotic about it. It's two immaculate sculpted bodies engaging in a very rehearsed choreographed performance.
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Alfred P. Pseudonym posted:Let Paul Schrader direct a Marvel movie. As far as superhero origin movies go, First Reformed is at the top of the list.
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therattle posted:No, I don't think you're right. There is sex but it is sexless. There is nothing erotic about it. It's two immaculate sculpted bodies engaging in a very rehearsed choreographed performance. It reminds me of the sex scene in Don't Look Now, which is awkward and unconvincing but is supposed to be two people who used to be in love and are so broken by their daughter's death who are trying to reconnect. I feel like the Quantum of Solace sex scene (which if I'm remembering correctly is just Bond sheepishly inviting the woman into his room and not them actually loving at all) is a little bit like that, he's still reeling from the emotional and physical trauma from Casino Royale and trying to remember what it was like to allow himself to have fun and connect with somebody.
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Bond never actually has sex scenes, it's always Bond making out with someone or undoing their dress or whatever and then it cuts to the scene post-sex. They're always PG-13 so there's never any scenes where Bond is actually in the act of having sex with someone. We can watch Eva Green graphically drown right in front of Bond's eyes but sex is a no go.
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Pretty sure the Brosnan movies have at least a few "in bed with the sheets inexplicably covering them" scenes. "I thought Christmas only came once a year" etc. Besides, I don't think the QOS one even had them kissing, or her accepting his advances or anything. Just him clearly asking this girl to come to his room for reasons and her smirking.
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 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0I_06sfMQo
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Baron von Eevl posted:Pretty sure the Brosnan movies have at least a few "in bed with the sheets inexplicably covering them" scenes. "I thought Christmas only came once a year" etc. Besides, I don't think the QOS one even had them kissing, or her accepting his advances or anything. Just him clearly asking this girl to come to his room for reasons and her smirking. That's true, although it's still a cherrypicked moment where Bond isn't actually in the act of having sex, it's like immediately afterwards and they're still in bed with each other but the sex is basically over(or about to start up again). With Bond I kinda get it though because it's always been PG-13 and you can't really show thrusting or anything like that with PG-13. At least I don't think you can. drat well that proved me wrong, this is definitely the exception to the rule though.
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The clip I posted has some thrustin
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The Klowner posted:maybe horny should be outlawed in media because it inevitably leads to
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Now see, this quote is a good argument for allowing movies to be horny. Because when you sublimate the horny it just expresses itself in different, more unusual manifestations. Horny, ah, finds a way.
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 Whatever happened to "No Horny"
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You got it all wrong, it should say "No, Horny!"
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CelticPredator posted:The clip I posted has some thrustin  e: but yeah, you should at least that link
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Mar 2, 2021 23:42
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If we're talking Brosnan and horny I don't think anything prepared me for The Thomas Crowne Affair and the sheer length of the scene with Rene Russo. I think it's a good use of horny though since it's so over the top like the rest of the movie and it shows actual chemistry. I think. Been many years since I've seen it. But yeah you'd be hard pressed to have that scene in a modern high budget movie.
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Mar 3, 2021 00:02
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Half the guys my age want to gently caress Harley Quinn. The other half want to gently caress Sonic the Hedgehog.
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CineD Genchat: the 0 Blows of Cinema
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Y'all are gonna talk horny Brosnan and not mention Long Good Friday? Good lord, I'd have myself a long good furday with that hirsute hibernian.
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Skwirl posted:
That’s a discord joke designed to frustrate you lol
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The best LotR extended scene is the one where Legolas goes from shooting 3 orcs in a row with a bow to like 14 in a row.
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CPL593H posted:Half the guys my age want to gently caress Harley Quinn. The other half want to gently caress Sonic the Hedgehog. Aren’t you like 40
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Alec Eiffel posted:Aren’t you like 40 lol
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Alec Eiffel posted:Aren’t you like 40 Sonic's getting up there in years
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CPL593H posted:I've seen this and it's incredibly sleazy but not in the fun John Waters kind of way. The movie is just kind of gross and not very good. Be prepared to have the theme song stuck in your head all of you who watch this. You're right but it was interesting to see how Romero justified his stance with Night of the Living Dead. It's completely plausible that he and his crew weren't going out of their way to make some kind of racial allegory, they were all just a bunch of hippies (for example, the movie could as easily have taken place in the late 60's with the slang and so on). While that's partly due to the fact that it takes place in semirural Pennsylvania, already 10-15 years behind culturally, but also the overall attitude of the film - cops are fascist, abusive shitheads, rednecks hate cops except when they enforce the racial and sexual pecking order, shoplifting is ethical - plenty of stuff that's just part and parcel with that worldview. I Before E posted:Sonic's getting up there in years Yeah, I mean, Jesus. Tails is like 29 years old.
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Alec Eiffel posted:Aren’t you like 40 I'm 34. So that's like peak age for people who watched that show and played that game. edit: Incidentally if you think 40 is too old for the creep factor of guys who want to gently caress cartoon characters to still be there I wouldn't recommend ever going into a comic book store. CPL593H fucked around with this message at 16:01 on Mar 3, 2021 |
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The furry fandom predates the internet by decades. Incidently, while both Harley Quinn and Sonic have some attraction you could only bring one of them home to ma, and it ain't the clown.
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I'm also bad at math and realized that someone that's 40 now would have been about ten years old when Batman: TAS came out so THAT is peak weird Harley Quinn boner age. Anyway the internet is terrible and gross and it made us know about how everyone wants to gently caress absolutely everything. You name it. Someone wants to gently caress it.
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CPL593H posted:I'm also bad at math and realized that someone that's 40 now would have been about ten years old when Batman: TAS came out so THAT is peak weird Harley Quinn boner age. Anyway the internet is terrible and gross and it made us know about how everyone wants to gently caress absolutely everything. You name it. Someone wants to gently caress it. CPL593H
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