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RenegadeStyle1 posted:Wow really? When I was a more active watcher in the early aughts and went to Indy's I encountered them but I figured by 2021 there'd be none left. I had a woman and her kids next to me at ROH once who, even when the kids were not there, spoke as if she genuinely believed everything. She also chanted the f slur at Dalton Castle. This was maybe 2018?
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yeah there's plenty of people who crawl out from back in the holler for pikeville shows and either think it's real or "know it's fake" but still think it's real
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What do they do with the more wackier gimmicks like the fiend or the undertaker? that stuff is kinda ridiculous.
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TV Zombie posted:What do they do with the more wackier gimmicks like the fiend or the undertaker? that stuff is kinda ridiculous. The ones I've encountered understand the pageantry is fake, and maybe even that some of the matches have finishes that are worked, but actually believe that like, Stone Cold is champ because he won those matches for real or whatever.
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Mar 3, 2021 02:04
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Cavauro posted:yeah there's plenty of people who crawl out from back in the holler for pikeville shows and either think it's real or "know it's fake" but still think it's real outside of these shows the only thing people crawl out of the holler for(Cav is using the exact correct nomenclature) is a local city celebration, you don't want to see the things I see at the annual Daniel Boone Festival also lmao Cav namedropping Pikeville out here, nice pull brother
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Jimmy is angry “So an award named after Lou Thesz and Ric Flair goes to a balding plumber from Cincinnati that looks nothing like, or works nothing like or has no reputation, anything like Lou Thesz or Ric Flair” “So we’re gonna see another garbage match where they’re gonna take all kinds of bumps and do all kinds of stupid s**t with barbed wire…They’re gonna take chances on legitimately injuring themselves. They’re probably gonna get cut up for real. For a match that had a phony build-up, that nobody believes, that just makes them look more goofy and outlaw. Like they’re one of these hardcore death match promotions… Instead of something that you could legitimately respect as an endeavour that’s being placed on national television. And it just buries the wrestling business again.” “It’s gonna be ridiculous. And these things never work. They can’t put this television f*****g programme together flawlessly from an editing standpoint just formatting the f*****g thing. How do you think they are gonna do at advanced special effects?!…It’s stupid, it never works, it just looks low rent and cheap and sideshow-ish…I have high expectations that this is gonna be a technical fiasco and another outlaw garbage match between two f*****g guys that don’t know how to work.”
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I like how in Jim’s world there are extremely strict laws on the books on what constitutes a wrestling show.
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I went to a midnight opening for one of the CoD games wearing a CM Punk shirt and the manager told me with great sincerity that Shane McMahon was the real owner of TNA and Punk was going to switch companies very soon. He was very excited about this. Thank you for watching this special episode of Marks Attacks
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Lid posted:Jimmy is angry Is that an actual transcript, or did you just nail an awesome impression? It's funny to hear Jim complain about a wrestler's look considering some of the people he's managed. Bobby Eaton's a hell of a wrestler, but he also looks like a guy who couldn't make assistant manager at a convenience store. Dennis Condry looked like he should've been running a junk yard.
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That is 100% pure strain Cornette.
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I love that the guy who blew out his knees falling from a Scaffold is criticizing a deathmatch.Lid posted:That is 100% pure strain Cornette. Sorry you had to listen/transcribe that.
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Davros1 posted:Is that an actual transcript, or did you just nail an awesome impression? Look inside yourself. You know the truth. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLYYEHxD6Y0
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I just copied it from an article no loving way am I listening to Cornette.
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capable of namedropping salyersville or even wheelwright
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Vince MechMahon posted:I had a woman and her kids next to me at ROH once who, even when the kids were not there, spoke as if she genuinely believed everything. She also chanted the f slur at Dalton Castle. This was maybe 2018? People at Manassas ROH shows chanted that at Jimmy Jacobs with distressing regularity.
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That rant is just pathetic. Just yelling for yelling's sake.
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Vandar posted:Look inside yourself. You know the truth. unrelated to cornette whining in this video but did meltzer really skip over mox's fued with mjf in his write-up or was that a mistake on lasts part when reading it hahaha
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Lid posted:So an award named after Lou Thesz and Ric Flair goes to a balding plumber from Cincinnati that looks nothing like, or works nothing like or has no reputation, anything like Lou Thesz or Ric Flair"
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I am Cornholio. I need TP for my Bumphole
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It's kinda funny that the same guy who basically worships at the altar of Dusty Rhodes thinks that "balding plumber from Cincinatti" is somehow an unacceptable look.
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Cerebral Bore posted:It's kinda funny that the same guy who basically worships at the altar of Dusty Rhodes thinks that "balding plumber from Cincinatti" is somehow an unacceptable look. Dusty was the son of a plumber, so it's totally different.
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Most of the guys Cornette loves from the 70s and 80s territories look like common shlubs next to modern wrestlers. Also I doubt Cornette has a good word to say about the bodybuilder physiques of the 80s WWF either. I’m beginning to suspect he just says whatever he thinks will get a pop from the members of his dopey cult!!
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I love his continued insistence on mentioning balding as though that was a problem for Hogan or Austin.
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Lid posted:Jimmy is angry Lou Thesz was a balding dog breeder from the Upper Peninsula.
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Cerebral Bore posted:It's kinda funny that the same guy who basically worships at the altar of Dusty Rhodes thinks that "balding plumber from Cincinatti" is somehow an unacceptable look. Or that one of his best guys in SMW was "Dirty White Boy" Tony Anthony*... who was balding and was TL Hopper in the WWF. *No shade on Tony, who is genuinely really good and also absolutely fits the mold of 'he does not look like a great wrestler but the guy you have to really force out of the bar at last call.'
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I was hoping Cornette was an anti-Dusty guy.
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The best part about all this is you just know that if Big Biceps Tony and the Bucks showed up with an offer, Cornette wouldn't be able to sing AEW's praises fast enough
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Sydney Bottocks posted:The best part about all this is you just know that if Big Biceps Tony and the Bucks showed up with an offer, Cornette wouldn't be able to sing AEW's praises fast enough Cornette already turned down an offer from Tony to work for AEW before they launched Dynamite
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80s James Hetfield posted:Cornette already turned down an offer from Tony to work for AEW before they launched Dynamite
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80s James Hetfield posted:Cornette already turned down an offer from Tony to work for AEW before they launched Dynamite No offer was ever made by AEW to Cornette.
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It sure is believable that the company started by the Young Bucks and Kenny Omega, three men who Cornette has been maligning for absolute years, were just beating down his door to ask him to come work with them. But the noble James E. Cornette turned down that big-money offer so he could live his dream and be a commentator on *checks notes* NWA Powerrrrrrrrr 
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80s James Hetfield posted:Cornette already turned down an offer from Tony to work for AEW before they launched Dynamite this is a great gimmick
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ARMBAR A COP posted:this is a great gimmick I thought so, but it seems like it's going to peak at mediocre at best and getting boring.
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"Oh, you think this thing is good? Well, I think it's bad. And that thing you think is bad? It's actually.... ...GOOD!"
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Another hottake, Hetfield?
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RealFoxy posted:You've got that backwards Source?
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