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Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'


yessir

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Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



https://twitter.com/JessFink/status/1365377565238714376

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

i lost the ability to move my right arm at the shoulder - like AT ALL - for like 5 months because i had the audacity to sleep on two pillows.

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry
yep I sprained a rib from sleeping on my side last night, real fun stuff. of course because I'm 38 I already had a physio appointment booked for something else today so I got it fixed the day after.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



my neck pain cause this time is i changed the sheets, then used my memory foam pillow the same way i've used it for 12 years

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I don't have any neck pain, enjoy your decaying bodies olds

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I found a new way to wound myself: stabbed in the gums by a really dry and thick piece of oregano stem. Had a hell of a time fishing it out with some floss because it went in perfectly upright between two teeth. Not much bleeding but gently caress if it didn't hurt.

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

it is always very difficult to judge how much of this thread is aging sucking and how much it is yosposters loving to complain.

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
I think the people complaining that their neck vertebrae crumble into dust at age 30 may be exaggerating a bit

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

I think it's funny watching people just turning 30 complaining, I'd love to feel like I did when I was 30

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I found a new way to wound myself: stabbed in the gums by a really dry and thick piece of oregano stem. Had a hell of a time fishing it out with some floss because it went in perfectly upright between two teeth. Not much bleeding but gently caress if it didn't hurt.

drat that’s how baldur died too

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

it is always very difficult to judge how much of this thread is aging sucking and how much it is human beings loving to complain.


if a person doesnt constantly gripe about things they're probably a mormon

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice

Cybernetic Vermin posted:

it is always very difficult to judge how much of this thread is aging sucking and how much it is yosposters loving to complain.

part of aging is complaining more about everything so whether the complaining is "valid" or not it's completely on topic, hth

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

qirex posted:

I think it's funny watching people just turning 30 complaining, I'd love to feel like I did when I was 30

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i would definitely live the last 10 years differently if i could go back to 31

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
wish i could go back in time 41 years and swim
away from the egg

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 4 hours!
My life is better now than it was ten years ago.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

Everyone complaining about their necks just aren't doing enough blowjobs 🤷🏻‍♀️

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

President Beep posted:

drat that’s how baldur died too

this is a quality post imo

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Fatty Crabcakes posted:

Everyone complaining about their necks just aren't doing enough blowjobs 🤷🏻‍♀️

I WILL NEVER HAVE A SEX

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
jerry can have a little sex, as a treat.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



President Beep posted:

drat that’s how baldur died too

quote:

Baldr was ceremonially burnt upon his ship, Hringhorni

:captainpop:

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
i sleep on a big boat with my wife

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i have knee pains but i must admit they’re getting better despite the running (lol it’s just jogging, i don’t go fast enough to call it running) i think due to the stretching routines i started doing daily.

i bought a spin bike for home use and as a result signed up for the peloton classes and ngl i am really enjoying them. it’s pushed me to do a lot more than i would have just on my own.

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

biked 40kms, am 40 and fat, no injuries or complaints

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

he was the god of being a pretty man; of course his boat was horny

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

President Beep posted:

i sleep on a big boat with my wife

same

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
i am on a mother fukkkkkkkken boat

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
remember seeing some lonely island stuff in mid 00s, they must be awful-aware

anyway that’s a beyond genius idea for a song

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

echinopsis posted:

remember seeing some lonely island stuff in mid 00s, they must be awful-aware

anyway that’s a beyond genius idea for a song

i've never watched that video, but i know there's an achievement in champions online called "i'm on a boat" that is a reference to it

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

nautical theme pashmina afghan

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

prefect posted:

i've never watched that video, but i know there's an achievement in champions online called "i'm on a boat" that is a reference to it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

mystes
May 31, 2006

President Beep posted:

i sleep on a big boat with my wife
It's the Pittsburgh way:
http://historicaldilettante.blogspot.com/2018/05/rollin-on-river-pittsburgh-houseboat.html

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

if i were a rich man, i would live on a houseboat :allears:

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through
i’d rather live in a greenhouse on the moon

but an island would be an acceptable second option with such largesse

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mediaphage posted:

i’d rather live in a greenhouse on the moon

but an island would be an acceptable second option with such largesse

i would make a pool so big it had an island in the middle of it, and i'd live on a houseboat on a lake on that island

and i would put fish in the pool. so i guess that would also be a lake

prefect fucked around with this message at 13:24 on Mar 3, 2021

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

i've lived on an island and the only difference to living on the mainland is that you use bridges a lot more except i live in a city on the mainland so i probably use bridges more now.

mediaphage
Mar 22, 2007

Excuse me, pardon me, sheer perfection coming through

prefect posted:

i would make a pool so big it had an island in the middle of it, and i'd live on a houseboat on a lake on that island

and i would put fish in the pool. so i guess that would also be a lake

that is a moat

3D Megadoodoo posted:

i've lived on an island and the only difference to living on the mainland is that you use bridges a lot more except i live in a city on the mainland so i probably use bridges more now.

the key difference is that i would own the island

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

mediaphage posted:

that is a moat

moats own :allears:

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

mediaphage posted:

the key difference is that i would own the island

eww

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