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BYOB Corporate
Grover's Corners; Sutton County; New Hampshire; United States of America; the United States of America; Continent of North America; Western Hemisphere; the Earth; the Solar System; the Universe; the Mind of God
I, SweetWillyRollbar, wish to officially tender my resignation as a poster on the BYOB message boards of SomethingAwful LLC. My reasons are varied, with the most prominent being that legendary poster ButtTheShitmanFart has actually posted in BYOB. This is a bar I could never hope to clear again and, I have decided, as my father always told me, to quit while I'm ahead. Thank you for the opportunities and training have been given to me.
Sincerely,
SweetWillyRollbar
Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 14:23 on Mar 3, 2021
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Mar 3, 2021 14:04
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Apr 18, 2024 11:14
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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one by one byob posters will disappear, nodding to one another as they pack their hobo bindles, place their caps on their heads and head out into the world. some will venture into the arctic to explore the vast polar expanse, some will travel to tibet to seek enlightenment in some forgotten buddhist monastery and others will delve deep into the forests to live with the animals. and at times we will look wistfully back at a group photo like leonardo dicaprio's character in the hit movie "the beach" and we'll remember the times we spent together on a tiny island of chill in a sea of madness and realize we can never go back.
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Mar 3, 2021 14:16
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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don't let the door hit on you on your way out
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Mar 3, 2021 14:25
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- Luvcow
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One day nearer spring
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don't let the door hit on you on your way out
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Mar 3, 2021 14:35
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- Escape From Noise
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one by one byob posters will disappear, nodding to one another as they pack their hobo bindles, place their caps on their heads and head out into the world. some will venture into the arctic to explore the vast polar expanse, some will travel to tibet to seek enlightenment in some forgotten buddhist monastery and others will delve deep into the forests to live with the animals. and at times we will look wistfully back at a group photo like leonardo dicaprio's character in the hit movie "the beach" and we'll remember the times we spent together on a tiny island of chill in a sea of madness and realize we can never go back.
Goddamn
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Mar 3, 2021 14:47
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- Jinh
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don't let the door hit on you on your way out
sincerely, because I care about and love you and wow your rear end is looking great today friend, it would be terrible if a door hit it.
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Mar 3, 2021 16:29
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sincerely, because I care about and love you and wow your rear end is looking great today friend, it would be terrible if a door hit it.
Slamming my rear end into the door on my way out as a goodbye present to my now former boss.
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Mar 3, 2021 16:39
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- Luvcow
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Slamming my rear end into the door on my way out as a goodbye present to my now former boss.
yeah i assumed the thread was a joke and you were of course staying around
not sure why plant monster was such an rear end in a top hat to you, you've only ever been a kind, friendly peaceful poster here
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Mar 3, 2021 17:05
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- vanisher
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Delicious, tender resignation that falls right off the bone
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Mar 3, 2021 17:16
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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yeah i assumed the thread was a joke and you were of course staying around
not sure why plant monster was such an rear end in a top hat to you, you've only ever been a kind, friendly peaceful poster here
read my post again!
I said don't let the door hit ON you
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Mar 3, 2021 17:45
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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the door is perverted
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Mar 3, 2021 17:46
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- Plant MONSTER.
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I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop
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luvcow, please, I love you. ;_;
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Mar 3, 2021 18:05
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luvcow, please, I love you. ;_;
oh sorry
my fault, was very confused why two cool people would not like each other, happy to be wrong and dumb
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Mar 3, 2021 18:09
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again my apologues plantmonster
in my haste to pack my little hobo bindle i erred against a good poster
don't mind me as i delve into the forest to live the rest of my days with the woodland creatures
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Mar 3, 2021 18:22
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i always twerk on wood for luck
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Mar 3, 2021 22:04
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Mar 3, 2021 22:14
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- RickRogers
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Woh, is that a thing I like??
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Yeah, sure you can leave! No problem, just, eh heh, choose which of these doors you want to go through:
One leads to safety and probably a delicious pizza dinner, but the other leads to coupons and deals.
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Mar 4, 2021 12:20
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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You don't need to resign. Just buy an inflatable doll, dress it up like yourself and then use a macro to reply to threads with randomly generated sentences from previous posts.
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Mar 4, 2021 12:55
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You don't need to resign. Just buy an inflatable doll, dress it up like yourself and then use a macro to reply to threads with randomly generated sentences from previous posts.
Please leave my wife out of this.
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Mar 4, 2021 14:53
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- Prof. Crocodile
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You don't need to resign. Just buy an inflatable doll, dress it up like yourself and then use a macro to reply to threads with randomly generated sentences from previous posts.
I have been posting this way for years.
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Mar 4, 2021 17:15
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Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.
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Please leave my wife out of this.
I will not leave myself out of this!
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Mar 5, 2021 01:36
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I will not leave myself out of this!
intrigued by this saucy drama
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Mar 5, 2021 01:39
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by sebmojo
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resignation denied.
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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!
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Mar 5, 2021 01:50
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Apr 18, 2024 11:14
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- Trying
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just when I think I'm out... they hug me back in
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Mar 5, 2021 02:02
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