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Heck yes https://www.fisher-price.com/en-us/product/my-home-office-gmn43  This is exactly what I do every day. Pretend to work.
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As someone who works in managment, and my whole day is basically meetings. I’ll say this. Yes a 4 year old can do my job.
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Mar 3, 2021 15:35
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I, in fact, am a cat.
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Mar 3, 2021 15:37
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pretend play is indoctrination
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Mar 3, 2021 15:38
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I'd be in a much better mood if I could get a video conference going with a cat right now. That bar graph looks pretty good, too, somebody's in line for a raise!
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Mar 3, 2021 15:38
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These kids are dressed better than I am at work. I literally have been wearing the same clothes for three days... This product is unrealistic. We’re setting out kids up for failure.
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Mar 3, 2021 15:40
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Into The Mild posted:These kids are dressed better than I am at work.
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Mar 3, 2021 15:42
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Universe Master posted:Not one bottle of lube or sex toy accidentally left out in the open and caught on camera. Nobody knows I’m wearing my Balldo.
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Mar 3, 2021 15:43
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Unrealistic, the computer doesn't have cheap opaque tape across the camera to hide your shame of being totally ungroomed, clad in torn underwear, and working in a dirty room with WWE playing on a monitor in the background.
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Mar 3, 2021 15:47
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That graph says numbers are going up, and Cat agrees! This is some good work, team! *signs out of zoom, jerks off*
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Mar 3, 2021 15:50
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Mar 3, 2021 15:52
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Big Beef City posted:That graph says numbers are going up, and Cat agrees! This is some good work, team! You're supposed to sign out first?
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Mar 3, 2021 15:55
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Universe Master posted:You're supposed to sign out first? Unless your Jeff Toobin.
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Mar 3, 2021 16:11
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Big Beef City posted:That graph says numbers are going up, and Cat agrees! This is some good work, team! Kids are bidding on meme stock.
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Mar 3, 2021 16:12
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Can't wait for my first crypto rig.
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Mar 3, 2021 16:34
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That owns
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Mar 3, 2021 16:35
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If she’s not careful that coffee is going to spill everywhere holding it at that angle
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Mar 3, 2021 16:58
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A Fancy Hat posted:I'd be in a much better mood if I could get a video conference going with a cat right now. i have an amazing cat. lets start a business
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Mar 3, 2021 16:58
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"..." We can't hear you Cat, you're on mute. [Cat hisses inaudibly]
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Mar 3, 2021 17:02
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My First Home, The Office
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Icochet posted:My First Home, The Office Looks in mirror. “My boss is a jerk”
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Mar 3, 2021 17:27
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complaint department: closed
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Mar 3, 2021 17:31
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Wait, there is a another zoom call on her phone with dogs! Is she doing interviews at work? CAT HR will be really displeased!
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Mar 3, 2021 17:37
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TacticalHoodie posted:Wait, there is a another zoom call on her phone with dogs! Is she doing interviews at work? CAT HR will be really displeased! Cat Company is a toxic workplace. Dog Inc is the most chill place ever. It’s full of good boys.
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Mar 3, 2021 17:57
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cats work in HR, dogs are sales, sloths tech support
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TacticalHoodie posted:Wait, there is a another zoom call on her phone with dogs! Is she doing interviews at work? CAT HR will be really displeased! Cat co is taking a real downturn now that the CEO is addicted to nip
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Mar 3, 2021 18:00
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Into The Mild posted:As someone who works in managment, and my whole day is basically meetings. I’ll say this. how do i get this gig
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Mar 3, 2021 18:03
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SchnorkIes posted:how do i get this gig Learn software engineering, then sell your soul to the devil. It helps if you wear a butt plug the whole day. You just never know when someone’s gonna need to unload.
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Mar 3, 2021 18:19
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What parents of three year olds these days haven't given up and given their child an actual tablet so their dumb child will stop being so drat annoying?
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Mar 3, 2021 18:23
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so you got a job as a retard masturbator, OP?
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Mar 3, 2021 18:35
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Unrealistic, the computer doesn't have cheap opaque tape across the camera to hide your shame of being totally ungroomed, clad in torn underwear, and working in a dirty room with WWE playing on a monitor in the background.
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Mar 3, 2021 18:48
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Novo posted:so you got a job as a retard masturbator, OP? Cat herder.
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Mar 3, 2021 18:53
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Novo posted:so you got a job as a retard masturbator, OP? I touch computers for my job, i masturbate a retard as a passion
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Mar 3, 2021 18:54
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If was these kids parent I'd demand to speak to the manager
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Mar 3, 2021 18:57
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"Well I don't like your attitude...SARAH, and I want to speak to someone ELSE!" as they're bawling
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Mar 3, 2021 18:58
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kids get turbo gaming rigs when they're like 5 now, and if you don't have one to play rocket league then you're a loser kid who probably only has it for the switch lite or some other system for babies
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Mar 3, 2021 19:01
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Into The Mild posted:Learn software engineering, then sell your soul to the devil. okay so there's actually some parts a 4 year old can't do
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Mar 3, 2021 19:23
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youre dick posted:I touch computers for my job, i masturbate a retard as a passion Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
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Mar 3, 2021 20:23
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Don't post pics of my workstation theres sensitive client data on there
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gleebster posted:Do what you love and you'll never work a day in your life.
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