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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Van Wizards are amazing beings that dwell on the side of old vans. Post your coolest finds. Don't forget that they can use their powers to step out into other mediums too, but they're still basically van wizards on vacation and therefore eligible.

Totally badass:

A prime example:

Extremely rare quadruple multiclass wizard:

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!
Does this count as a vacationing van wizard

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
You are CBT Wizard, a wizard living in the kingdom of Larion. You have a staff
and a spellbook. You finish your long journey and finally arrive at the ruin
you've been looking for. You look around and see that it's not much different
then when you left it years ago

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

MrQwerty posted:

Does this count as a vacationing van wizard
Absolutely! A true legend.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Fortune for a quarter? I love quarters!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
i want one with the wiz smokin a fat bongload

:2bong:

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

not a van or a painting but i saw this awesome trailer in the middle of nowhere in illinois im pretty sure a wizard lives in here

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
look at this sick rear end van wizard's familiar

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993


crazy eyes mustafa
Nov 30, 2014
Van art is a lost art

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.




The spiritual ancestor of van wizards everywhere.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007

Earwicker posted:

not a van or a painting but i saw this awesome trailer in the middle of nowhere in illinois im pretty sure a wizard lives in here



3/10, no built-in fire pit.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

this wizard has grown venerable and crossed from the van realm and into the very city itself

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Excellent wizards!

Chinatown posted:

i want one with the wiz smokin a fat bongload

:2bong:
That's a tough request. Wizards love weed but they are very attached to their long stemmed pipes.

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

:nws: HORNY WIZARD BONG :nws:

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
what is the difference between a circus wizard and a clown?

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

gimme the GOD drat candy posted:

what is the difference between a circus wizard and a clown?

Good question, clown is in fact the laymans term for circus wizard.

Circus wizard (Or "Clown" as some people call it) is a sub-class of wizard, you have to take any chaotic alignment on the chart and you get access to the "slapstick" and "hobo" schools of magic

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

ultrafilter posted:



The spiritual ancestor of van wizards everywhere.

I am always here for Roger Dean art

Here's another vacationing wyzzerd

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Hot babes can not resist the attraction of awesome van wizards and crushed velvet interiors

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

is that an amusement park

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

is that an amusement park

its a van

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP


:eyepop:

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house

???

kecske
Feb 28, 2011

it's round, like always

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Hot babes can not resist the attraction of awesome van wizards and crushed velvet interiors


that's not a wizard, it says warlock literally right there

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Are there any known van sorcerers and/or necromancers?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Mooey Cow posted:

Are there any known van sorcerers and/or necroVANcers?

The joke was right there!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://vimeo.com/164971384

Strong van wizard energy here.

naem
May 29, 2011

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Hot babes can not resist the attraction of awesome van wizards and crushed velvet interiors


it’s great that that is probably someone’s grandma now

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

naem posted:

it’s great that that is probably someone’s grandma now

My Grandma the Van

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Who What Now posted:

The joke was right there!

Please this is a most serious matter

Earwicker
Jan 6, 2003

Mooey Cow posted:

Are there any known van sorcerers and/or necromancers?

Who What Now posted:

The joke was right there!

i mean i know a guy who drives a van that, for all intents and purposes, should be dead. i dont have a pic of it though and you cant really tell from looking, but the sounds that thing makes it feels like anytime you look in the rearview you'd expect to see parts strewn all over the road behind you and i would not at all be surprised to learn it was some crude spellwork keeping the thing together

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

ultrafilter posted:



The spiritual ancestor of van wizards everywhere.

The wizard is beckoning you to the vagina cave. It even has the hood at the top. You know why? Cause WIZARDS gently caress, deal w/ it

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Look down a little bit from that.

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

I LITERALLY SLEEP IN A RACING CAR. DO YOU?
p.s. ask me about my subscription mattress
Ultra Carp

ultrafilter posted:

Look down a little bit from that.

That's the spell he's casting. A gently caress SPELL

It's why wizards were painted onto vans, they are gently caress totems

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Phy posted:

I am always here for Roger Dean art

Here's another vacationing wyzzerd



e: gesus I remember this image being a lot bigger in 2005

ee: quote is not edit, phy you dork

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


This is my new favorite thread

This 100% involves meth

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
if you got a ill ride with a wizard on the side...

https://vimeo.com/40393795

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strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

naem posted:

it’s great that that is probably someone’s grandma now
After many years of kickin rad adventures she probably ascended to the vanscape

Unkempt posted:

My Grandma the Van

strange feelings re Daisy fucked around with this message at 06:53 on Mar 5, 2021

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