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Remember when Sgt.Slaughter's storyline was he joined the Iraqi Republican Guard and wrestled for Saddam Hussein?
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Mar 4, 2021 18:50
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Bonzo posted:I imagine the Sable/Mark Mero story line doesn't hold up well. How about the time Val Venis boned the wife of Kaientai's manager so they tried to chop off his dick? Or how about Terri Runnels faking a miscarriage? Or how about Chyna setting Mark Henry up to have sex with a trans woman? Or how about Beaver Cleavage who wanted to bone his mum except actually his name was Chaz and he was beating his girlfriend except actually she was faking it the whole time?
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Mar 4, 2021 18:54
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Rarity posted:How about the time Val Venis boned the wife of Kaientai's manager so they tried to chop off his dick? Yeah, there are some great moments in the Attitude Era, but you have to dig through a ton of rancid poo poo to find them. At least it gave us this, though:  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnjuKpqc_ho
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Mar 4, 2021 19:10
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Remember when Sgt.Slaughter's storyline was he joined the Iraqi Republican Guard and wrestled for Saddam Hussein? part of his entourage included the infamously Iranian Iron Sheik as "Col. Mustafa"
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Mar 4, 2021 19:16
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Tokyo Sexwale posted:part of his entourage included the infamously Iranian Iron Sheik as "Col. Mustafa" So Iranian he was literally the former bodyguard of the Shah.
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Mar 4, 2021 19:21
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Bonzo posted:I imagine the Sable/Mark Mero story line doesn't hold up well. No one has ever been buried as deep as Marc Mero getting powerbombed by Sable. Rarity posted:How about the time Val Venis boned the wife of Kaientai's manager so they tried to chop off his dick? Isn't this mostly/all Russo's poo poo?
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Mar 4, 2021 19:21
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The Insane Clown Posse were a draw, brother
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Mar 4, 2021 19:22
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low key sex master posted:God I loved the Rock so much when I watched during the Attitude Era he was so good. dude had a black belt in talking poo poo.
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Mar 4, 2021 19:25
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Watching Lawler and J.R. try to hype up Ken Shamrock because "He's had a hard life, he never knew his father!" when the other guys in the ring are supposedly an undead wizard and his demonic brother is some real funny poo poo.
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Mar 4, 2021 19:33
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Watching Lawler and J.R. try to hype of Ken Shamrock because "He's had a hard life, he never knew his father!" when the other guys in the ring are supposedly an undead wizard and his demonic brother is some real funny poo poo. I would have absolutely backed 1998 Ken Shamrock in that fight tbh, dude was nuts
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Mar 4, 2021 19:34
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Rarity posted:I would have absolutely backed 1998 Ken Shamrock in that fight tbh, dude was nuts The answer to the age old question "Can a man replace his blood entirely with anabolic steroids" 
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Mar 4, 2021 19:35
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I still laugh at the fact that Trump called Triple H up and asked if Vince really got blown up in that limo just an incredible self own all around
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Mar 4, 2021 20:03
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Big Ken is still real swole.
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Mar 4, 2021 20:07
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low key sex master posted:I still laugh at the fact that Trump called Triple H up and asked if Vince really got blown up in that limo This man was the President of the United States for 4 years!
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Mar 4, 2021 20:47
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Rarity posted:How about the time Val Venis boned the wife of Kaientai's manager so they tried to chop off his dick? ...and of course they couldn't just try to cut off his dick, they had to yell "I choppy choppy your pee-pee" as they swung the sword. ...and of course the sword missed due to 'sudden shrinkage'. ...and then there was the formation of Right to Censor where Val (and other formerly offensive comedy acts) 'turned heel by being prudish and aping the Parent's Television Council. Vince really does just book to amuse himself.
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Mar 4, 2021 21:14
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BodyMassageMachine posted:Nah Shaq disappeared out of the ambulance they loaded him into. no shaq died and ascended into heaven
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Mar 4, 2021 21:41
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:no shaq died and ascended into heaven No, Shaq is Kazaam irl
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Mar 4, 2021 22:04
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Shaq needed to die so that Steel can be real
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Mar 4, 2021 22:08
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I just saw Paul "No More B.S." Wight's AEW debut and was going to make a Captain Insane-o joke, but then I noticed his hand resting on that dude's shoulder and couldn't stop looking at it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rHlzbQl5LtI
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Mar 4, 2021 22:18
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Remember when Sgt.Slaughter's storyline was he joined the Iraqi Republican Guard and wrestled for Saddam Hussein? That's when I started watching. It wasn't until years later that I watched the months before it to see how WWF so hilariously wrote themselves into a corner. When Slaughter came back in 1990, he was supposed to be an ultra fascist war hawk, completely pissed that Nikolai Volkoff was able to be embraced for turning face and loving America. But mainly, he got heel heat by calling out the US for being too cowardly to go to war with Iraq. Then the US went to war with Iraq. Vince was like, "Uh... crap. Slaughter loves Iraq now, I guess?" A year later, Slaughter had to walk it all back in-character so he could be a face again. It was awkward.
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Mar 4, 2021 22:19
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Bogus Adventure posted:I just saw Paul "No More B.S." Wight's AEW debut and was going to make a Captain Insane-o joke, but then I noticed his hand resting on that dude's shoulder and couldn't stop looking at it. That dude is beloved WCW announcer Tony Schiavone 
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Mar 4, 2021 22:39
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Mr Luxury Yacht posted:Pros: Honestly just watching Steve Austin constantly pop up out of nowhere like he's loving Majima to whale on Vince McMahon Gangrel/the Brood had one of the the best entrance theme/pyro ever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2-BWXnD96s8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ALFMYWFRjQs
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Mar 4, 2021 23:18
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Bogus Adventure posted:The best DX member was Mr. rear end because 1) the name (lol), and 2) he needed to exist for the greatest promo of all time to be cut. 'Billy Gunn if the Rock punches you you will die. If the Rock misses, the wind from his punch will give you pneumonia and you'll still die.' Because gently caress billy gunn ~
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Mar 4, 2021 23:30
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I the hell enjoy wrestling. The aew ppv on sunday is gonna loving own so hard
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Mar 4, 2021 23:39
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I fukkin miss the Rock and Sock Connection so much https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAvXIPKrRjo
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I the hell enjoy wrestling. The aew ppv on sunday is gonna loving own so hard Deathmatch Baybay! I felt like a backyarder again when i saw Onita show up in that promo!
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Mar 4, 2021 23:55
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Thankfully, someone on YouTube did the needful and put the best Rock and Sock moments together: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Ou4piLFhYI Stay for the end and the kickass reunion
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low key sex master posted:I still laugh at the fact that Trump called Triple H up and asked if Vince really got blown up in that limo oh poo poo, i've just realised that i didn't share my favourite wrestling fact of all time: in the run up to that trump wrestlemania appearance where he takes the lovely stunner, they did a big storyline on raw where it was announced that donald trump had bought ownership of monday night raw from vince mcmahon and a bunch of golden trumpbux fell from the ceiling, yadda yadda (very obviously a storyline, and entirely on the tv show). the original plan was to for that to be a big ongoing storyline between the two of them to build the match, but suddenly the next week it's announced that vince mcmahon has had a big freakout and bought it back for double what trump paid for it the unofficial reason they changed that was because the loving stock price immediately tanked after the trump announcement that implies two things 1) vince mcmahon, two-time failed owner of the xfl, is considered a significantly smaller business risk than donald trump 2) institutional wall street investors do not realise that the things that happen on a pro wrestling show are pretend and that kane did not kill the undertaker's parents in a fire
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Mar 5, 2021 00:23
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FullLeatherJacket posted:oh poo poo, i've just realised that i didn't share my favourite wrestling fact of all time: Lmao, wait... ... Are you telling me that Jason Jordan is NOT Kurt Angle's son???
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Well, to be fair, it's between that stunning demonstration of how the western economy works and the following legitimate quote from the Wrestling Observer Newsletter in 1999, which I've long been tempted to have framed and point at as evidence of the inherent absurdity of being any time people get pissy at me for not taking something seriously enough:quote:
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Mar 5, 2021 00:43
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FullLeatherJacket posted:Well, to be fair, it's between that stunning demonstration of how the western economy works and the following legitimate quote from the Wrestling Observer Newsletter in 1999, which I've long been tempted to have framed and point at as evidence of the inherent absurdity of being any time people get pissy at me for not taking something seriously enough: loving RAVEN??? Lmao
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Mar 5, 2021 00:47
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Just got the ultrasound back.... im giving birth to a hand.
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Mar 5, 2021 00:53
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Bogus Adventure posted:loving RAVEN??? well, this was peak mid-90s daria-but-a-wrestler raven, who used to have a stable with a dude whose gimmick was that he was a heroin addict not mid-00s fatraven who wore a kilt as well as one of those collars for dogs who've recently had surgery, and who had a stable with maverick matt bentley gandhi had no chance
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Mar 5, 2021 01:04
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he wasn't the heroin addict but I just remembered that van hammer was part of the flock lol
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Mar 5, 2021 01:19
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all the members of The Flock were stylised after gay archetypes
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Mar 5, 2021 01:23
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raven's a problematic dipshit but relative to most wrestlers he had about two more layers of self-awareness
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Mar 5, 2021 01:28
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i thought ravens gimmick was always buff pearl jam fan that wrestles
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Mulaney Power Move posted:i thought ravens gimmick was always buff pearl jam fan that wrestles on the road to enlightenment
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Dandywalken posted:Just got the ultrasound back.... im giving birth to a hand. In my headcanon, Mark Henry's hand son grew up to become the Smackdown fist.
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