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Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Y'all ever feel like your pet is out of your league?

Like, god drat. That cat is way too cute to be hanging out with a fuggo like me.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:32

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:54

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

This thread is a tie-in thread to the "I'm Too High To Post In BYOB" thread, btw.

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:33

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

The gremlin in question:

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:36

Trying

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

The gremlin in question:

Nobody could be hot enough this smokeshow, don't do yourself down OP

# ? Mar 5, 2021 01:49

Ass-penny

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

This thread is a tie-in thread to the "I'm Too High To Post In BYOB" thread, btw.

Can we post our pets who deserve better people even if we are not too high to post in BYOB? You have a beautiful glossy void.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:08

Prof. Crocodile

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

The gremlin in question:

Trying to hang out casually with the catte and be cool, but deep down both of us know I would really love to scritch that belly.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:16

Heather Papps: hello friend

the cat: i'm too haughty to post in byob

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:18

Finger Prince

You've been p'zoned!

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

You've been p'zoned!

story of my life bro

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:21

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

rear end-penny posted:

Can we post our pets who deserve better people even if we are not too high to post in BYOB? You have a beautiful glossy void.

Yes please! and thank you

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:49

72nd bday virgin

I hung out with Stacy again but all she does is rub my head and call me a good boy

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 04:03

Ass-penny

This was until two weeks ago my cat and my absolute favorite collection of carbon. She was as sweet as can be and loved saying hello to new people in the house. She would let you hold her like a baby and pet her tum. She was my best friend and I miss her dearly. I don't know what she was doing with a scrub like me.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 04:32

Prof. Crocodile

rear end-penny posted:

This was until two weeks ago my cat and my absolute favorite collection of carbon. She was as sweet as can be and loved saying hello to new people in the house. She would let you hold her like a baby and pet her tum. She was my best friend and I miss her dearly. I don't know what she was doing with a scrub like me.

D'awwww. Such a cute floof.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 04:37

im_sorry: (9999)

Tortoisezoned...

# ? Mar 5, 2021 06:25

Ass-penny

im_sorry posted:

Tortoisezoned...

Good tortoise/Orange amp. Powerful energy.

thank you so much to nesamdoom for the scurry fall sig!

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 06:36

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

i would like to enter the petzone. thats where the pets are and i want to meet them all

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 7, 2021 00:36

Lil Swamp Booger Baby

These are the days of miracles and wonders, that's why your pet is with you

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# ? Mar 7, 2021 00:38

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

:h: sig by Prof. Crocodile :h:
:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Mar 7, 2021 00:49

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

beans sighted :kimchi:

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Mar 7, 2021 01:26

Heather Papps: hello friend

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

A GLOSSY COAT

thanks Dumb Sex-Parrot and deep dish peat moss for this winter bounty!

# ? Mar 7, 2021 03:38

xcheopis

rear end-penny posted:

This was until two weeks ago my cat and my absolute favorite collection of carbon. She was as sweet as can be and loved saying hello to new people in the house. She would let you hold her like a baby and pet her tum. She was my best friend and I miss her dearly. I don't know what she was doing with a scrub like me.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Mar 7, 2021 05:35

xcheopis

im_sorry posted:

Tortoisezoned...

I like tortoises and turtles! My second tattoo is a lovely drawing of a turtle stepping into a pond.

With a gun for a lover and a shot for the pain inside

# ? Mar 7, 2021 05:36

Stoner Sloth

rear end-penny posted:

This was until two weeks ago my cat and my absolute favorite collection of carbon. She was as sweet as can be and loved saying hello to new people in the house. She would let you hold her like a baby and pet her tum. She was my best friend and I miss her dearly. I don't know what she was doing with a scrub like me.

i'm so sorry about your loss friend :sympathy:

she sounds like an amazing cat

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# ? Mar 8, 2021 11:25

take the moon: by sebmojo

Stoner Sloth posted:

i'm so sorry about your loss friend she sounds like an amazing cat

this

my cat has friggin catzoned me into the cat zone. hes cucked me, he is here w. me currently. my posting rig is out of storage but heres a vid of him snoozing while stoner doom plays in the bg maybe 4 months ago

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LJXFaUiB33M

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# ? Mar 9, 2021 21:56

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Too good for me:

this handsome boy.

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:byodame: BYOB spells: Mutually Assured Kindness

# ? Mar 11, 2021 00:48

xcheopis

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Too good for me:

this handsome boy.

Knows it too, the smug wee beast

# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:05

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

my snuggliest cat

# ? Mar 11, 2021 01:59

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

my snuggliest cat

that's like the zac ephron of cats. totally out of your league. is there like a big high school dance or something coming up and maybe he's using you as a piece of a bet where he said he could take you and make you popular just so he could laugh with all the other popular jock cats?

# ? Mar 11, 2021 02:11

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Six-Of-Hearts posted:

Too good for me:

this handsome boy.

yeah this cat is definitely using you for a green card and then taking everything you own so they can bring their real fianc� into the country and live large. classic anchor pet scheme.

# ? Mar 11, 2021 02:13

Queen-Of-Hearts: "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Luvcow posted:

yeah this cat is definitely using you for a green card and then taking everything you own so they can bring their real fianc� into the country and live large. classic anchor pet scheme.