Anyone else get tired of wearing a condom every day?

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AARD VARKMAN

It feels like complete bullshit. I don't get why women get away with Never Wearing a Condom when I have to waste a jimmy hat every time I go out to the grocery store, replace them when I pee.. drat, men got it hard am I right ladies?

# ? Mar 5, 2021 02:22

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 02:57

FutonForensic

Wish I Wasn't My Own Self So I Don't Have to Watch Myself Put On a Condom 1X a Day

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:10

Ass-penny

Anything to avoid reproducing.

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:11

Heather Papps: hello friend

Aardvark! posted:

It feels like complete bullshit. I don't get why women get away with Never Wearing a Condom when I have to waste a jimmy hat every time I go out to the grocery store, replace them when I pee.. drat, men got it hard am I right ladies?

i prefer wearing it to taking 20+ pills everyday, which is how female birthcontrol works

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:17

nut

you�re supposed to take them off when u pee?

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:18

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

nut posted:

you’re supposed to take them off when u pee?

nah son. OP is clearly misguided. Keep on sloshin in the free world borther :regd10:

# ? Mar 5, 2021 03:23

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

OP have you tried sealing your entire lower body in a vacuum sealed latex tube instead hth

# ? Mar 5, 2021 04:33

Gramps

I watched an mma promotion a few months ago that was sponsored by a futuristic condom company and said futuristic condoms are basically pisshole tape. I think it's called the galactic cap. how could they fail with a name and a product like that? future's lookin pretty bright, kids.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 04:54

alnilam

Teddy Thunders posted:

OP have you tried sealing your entire lower body in a vacuum sealed latex tube instead hth

do you take it off when you pee though

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 05:01

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

alnilam posted:

do you take it off when you pee though

It's hermetically sealed, you'll have to just hold it until it's time to change your hermetically-sealed lower body condom.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 05:10

Vei

i've always been a cap man so i don't mind

# ? Mar 5, 2021 05:42

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Better than the old method of having to tie our dicks into knots all the time. I wish grandpa would stop going on about how it was better in his day.

# ? Mar 5, 2021 06:18

Escape From Noise

I dunno. No worse than wearing glasses with the added bonus of not fogging up all the time

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 06:32

Stoner Sloth

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I dunno. No worse than wearing glasses with the added bonus of not fogging up all the time

plus if you get prescription ones it magnifies it be careful skinny dipping on sunny days though!

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 06:37

RickRogers: Woh, is that a thing I like??

Think I'm going to hang loose today and wear the rubber pants with looney toons printed on them

# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:12

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:27

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# ? Mar 5, 2021 19:51

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:17

Heather Papps: hello friend

prepuce repurposed posted:

*me, photoshopping an average flesh tone into all the croc holes*
"it's a livin'!"

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:22

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

my thoughts exactly lol

# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:25

Heather Papps: hello friend

well i filled in the dick pocket vents

did you smooth out the belt holes?

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# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:40

vanisher

Heather Papps posted:

*me, photoshopping an average flesh tone into all the croc holes*
"it's a livin'!"

# ? Mar 6, 2021 03:51

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

SweetWillyRollbar posted:

I dunno. No worse than wearing glasses with the added bonus of not fogging up all the time

What? Mine fogs up considerably

# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:25

Escape From Noise

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

What? Mine fogs up considerably

Just rub a little spit on it.

# ? Mar 6, 2021 04:26

Kaiser Schnitzel: Schnitzel mit uns

prepuce repurposed posted:

Haha that�s totally weird haha who would ever want to wear one those haha. Just out of totally idle curiosity, where do you think you would buy one of those totally weird croc-kinis?

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