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He died for our sins - being mean to robots - and thus saved our souls from the evil tentacle devil robots, and was resurrected as a robot. In all seriousness what the hell is with the ending of Picard? Did Soji forget everyone was trying to blow her up with a soccer bomb? Did no one remember Agnes murdered a guy and agreed to go to jail? Are we not supposed to see Dr. Soong Jr. as a manipulative rear end in a top hat cowardly abandoning humanity to save himself? Why was the theme of mortality introduced at the last minute? I've read Michael Chabon's books, and I know he can do better than this! What happened? Oh, Picard spoilers, I guess.
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:He died for our sins - being mean to robots - and thus saved our souls from the evil tentacle devil robots, and was resurrected as a robot. Eleventy thousand executive procuders wanting to use the show as an idea laundry mat, Patrick Stewart having access to the writers room, also this was Chabon's first TV gig AND he was taking care of his terminally ill father the whole time Picard was in production. That's why Picard is a robot now.
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nine-gear crow posted:Chabon's first TV gig AND he was taking care of his terminally ill father the whole time Picard was in production. That's rough.
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Mar 4, 2021 05:00
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congrats on making it through to the last episode I don't think anyone else bothered
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I liked the TOS robot village and Data's death. There was something else, but I have forgot it during he construction of this post
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Mar 4, 2021 14:56
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Seven can be a lesbian as long as we can spend less than 15 seconds of screentime on it
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Mar 4, 2021 14:58
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the entire Borg and Romulan Refugee plot threads *gestures futilely* Never allow Patrick Stewart near a writer's room ever again
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AN ELF?!
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The stuff with Hugh seemed like he got killed off in a reshoot so seven could do all the stuff he was going to do They had 50 plot threads and 500 characters and nothing for all but like 2 of them to do Picard and Discovery suck poo poo, just not for the reasons most trek fans think
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Regarde Aduck posted:The stuff with Hugh seemed like he got killed off in a reshoot so seven could do all the stuff he was going to do I liked it when Picard is reunited with Hugh and they help out some other ex-Borg people. I remember hoping that they wouldn't kill off Hugh in the next episode. Guess what happened in the next episode! Then Seven gets control of the Borg ship and takes it a a planet that's about to be attacked by a huge Romulan fleet. Sound cool? Well, the Borg ship gets destroyed by giant flowers before the Romulans even get there.
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Action Jacktion posted:I liked it when Picard is reunited with Hugh and they help out some other ex-Borg people. I remember hoping that they wouldn't kill off Hugh in the next episode. Guess what happened in the next episode! Hugh should have just been wounded, taken to a Borg alcove by Seven and Elnor and plugged in to regenerate and he's all upset because he doesn't want to be plugged in again but they're like "you're gonna die otherwise". Seven then kicks all the Romulans off the cube, and then her, Elnor and Hugh pilot the cube and fend off the Romulans while Picard does his thing with La Sirena to buy time for Starfleet to show up (with maybe three or four different ship types in the fleet, I dunno.)
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Mar 6, 2021 06:47
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Lets do an entire Borg sub plot then crash it into the ground just like the Borg cube
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Picard was a philistine
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SAINT LOUIS?! *said in the voice of a cowboy being extremely upset about salsa being made in New York City*
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Filthy Hans posted:Picard was a philistine 100% correct trek opinion here
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Filthy Hans posted:Picard was a philistine makes me want to see a chad janeway also someone who actually knows about africa has to have made a "the chad Chad" meme at some point
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Hodgepodge posted:makes me want to see a chad janeway Chad's head is actually the shape of the republic of Chad.
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TheGreatEvilKing posted:He died for our sins - being mean to robots - and thus saved our souls from the evil tentacle devil robots, and was resurrected as a robot. He didn't die. The last time we see him in universe is working his vineyard. HE NEVER WENT BACK TO SPACE. He may be a prophet of Him but he is not the chosen one. Join my sect today. Picard is a false idol. All shall worship OBrien
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Whorelord posted:Chad's head is actually the shape of the republic of Chad. huh... ...hm. lol.
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He's actually some old british guy, sadly
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Hodgepodge posted:makes me want to see a chad janeway 
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perfect for one thing, british anything is sure to be full of people who act like they're virgins and consider anything else inappropriate in public albeit to my knowledge only Britain itself is so bad that people have taken to loving in public just to try to force everyone else to acknowledge that sex exists
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Star Trek: Retirement Home
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The guns went pew pew
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:Join my sect today. Picard is a false idol. All shall worship OBrien This was already at least one DS9 episode
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Ghost Leviathan posted:This was already at least one DS9 episode O'brien has indeed died before and yet lived. Actually pretty sure he's died more than once; I remember one episode with an exact duplicate dying, weren't there other deaths?
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More that he was named as the holy figure for a quirky Bajoran village who had to read a story and tell an evil cloud it sucks
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