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Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

CPL593H posted:

I wasn't expecting this thread to take a turn that lead to pages of discussion of cum and why milk is bad.

This is basically a forum for discussing cum and why things are bad.

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Mzuri
Jun 5, 2004

Who's the boss?
Dudes is lost.
Don't think coz I'm iced out,
I'm cooled off.
The whole forum is gay. And dead.

Content: Back when I was 9 and we got our first sattellite dish, I would stay up to watch WWE and it blew my mind.

I want to visit and travel in the US one day, but over the years I've gone from planning a tour of the major cities and meeting good ol'folks to almost only being interested in experiencing the outdoors from north to south, far, far away from most Americans.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009
Gays are popular in my heartland. I will smother them with gravy inna respectful way and only with consent.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

CPL593H posted:

We're all gay down here.

And when you're down here YOU'LL GAY TOO!!

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem
I recently realized I dont even know any cishets irl except my dad. This is left-coast americana.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.

Mzuri posted:


I want to visit and travel in the US one day

You probably don't.

Bismuth posted:

I recently realized I dont even know any cishets irl except my dad. This is left-coast americana.

Take me with you.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Mzuri posted:

The whole forum is gay. And dead.

Content: Back when I was 9 and we got our first sattellite dish, I would stay up to watch WWE and it blew my mind.

I want to visit and travel in the US one day, but over the years I've gone from planning a tour of the major cities and meeting good ol'folks to almost only being interested in experiencing the outdoors from north to south, far, far away from most Americans.

Like many countries, everything about the USA is great aside from the people.

duddits
Dec 22, 2009
I moved to Washington a few months ago and they made me transition. Now I hate jesus and love abortions!

Good times.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

goodluck rawhide

Bismuth
Jun 11, 2010

by Azathoth
Hell Gem

CPL593H posted:


Take me with you.

Welcome to Portland

a cyberpunk goose
May 21, 2007

The Bloop posted:

Many years ago when I was driving from NH to AZ, I stopped at any tourist trappy thing that wasn't expensive, especially in the boring west-of-the-Mississippi states

This included the Petroleum Museum in Midland Texas (home of presidents!)









It was actually really cool despite being a barely-disguised advertisement for the fossil fuel companies that funded it

I went here a few years back and it was a surreal experience.

They have an automated movie viewing room with a VERY overproduced informational mini game show skit that’s about 20m long. It opens with “come work in the oil industry” ads, then moves onto the fake game show that has two multicultural families competing about oil facts with an enthusiastic show host.

They start with actual cool facts about the Permian basin, ie:
“What organisms lived in the Permian basin which became the oil there now??”
<< teen girl slams buzzer >> “dinosaurs??”
Host: “wrong!!”
<< cute little boy in other family slams buzzer >> “micro organisms and plants!!”
Host: “wow that’s right!!”
<< shows 3D animations and diagrams explaining more >>

Then, in the middle is the good stuff:
Host: “Fracking is, BLANK!”
<< snooty, gently liberal coded white girl slams buzzer >> “umm bad for you and poisons the water supply?”
Host: “oh no!! That’s not correct! It’s a common misconception, but fracking occurs at depths much below drinking aquifers and this is totally safe!!” With animated diagrams

It was absolutely surreal how overproduced it was, it was beyond an idiocracy skit. Easily a $300k production with a set, good lighting and sound, professional casting, fantastic editing and CGI/special effects

Everyone should go there.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


^ I read that as an animatronic show. drat that would have been fun to see.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mzuri posted:

The whole forum is gay. And dead.

Content: Back when I was 9 and we got our first sattellite dish, I would stay up to watch WWE and it blew my mind.

I want to visit and travel in the US one day, but over the years I've gone from planning a tour of the major cities and meeting good ol'folks to almost only being interested in experiencing the outdoors from north to south, far, far away from most Americans.

Do it (once covid is over), one of my favorite place to visit. Really diverse in terms of nature and culture, and all the crazy stuff ITT is what makes it so interesting.

Then at the end you get to go back to a normal country.

PeterCat
Apr 8, 2020

Believe women.

Carlos Lantana posted:

Gottlieb pinball machines are tiny fragments of pure Americana scattered across the globe.



Her face looks 25 but her hands look 75.

Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Carlos Lantana posted:

Gottlieb pinball machines are tiny fragments of pure Americana scattered across the globe.



Is that Debbie Harry?

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Hasturtium posted:

Is that Debbie Harry?

Yes

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

The Debbie Harry?

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Bismuth posted:

I recently realized I dont even know any cishets irl except my dad. This is left-coast americana.

same but alabama and my grandpa

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Outrail posted:

The Debbie Harry?

Yeeeeeeees

Suspect A
Jan 1, 2015

Nap Ghost

a cyberpunk goose posted:

I went here a few years back and it was a surreal experience.

They have an automated movie viewing room with a VERY overproduced informational mini game show skit that’s about 20m long. It opens with “come work in the oil industry” ads, then moves onto the fake game show that has two multicultural families competing about oil facts with an enthusiastic show host.

They start with actual cool facts about the Permian basin, ie:
“What organisms lived in the Permian basin which became the oil there now??”
<< teen girl slams buzzer >> “dinosaurs??”
Host: “wrong!!”
<< cute little boy in other family slams buzzer >> “micro organisms and plants!!”
Host: “wow that’s right!!”
<< shows 3D animations and diagrams explaining more >>

Then, in the middle is the good stuff:
Host: “Fracking is, BLANK!”
<< snooty, gently liberal coded white girl slams buzzer >> “umm bad for you and poisons the water supply?”
Host: “oh no!! That’s not correct! It’s a common misconception, but fracking occurs at depths much below drinking aquifers and this is totally safe!!” With animated diagrams

It was absolutely surreal how overproduced it was, it was beyond an idiocracy skit. Easily a $300k production with a set, good lighting and sound, professional casting, fantastic editing and CGI/special effects

Everyone should go there.

Kept seeing it down i20 and now i regret not going :(

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Never heard of her

twit666
Nov 16, 2006

Soiled Meat

EG posted:

Here's a little more Americana from Alton.




And nothing more Americana than an empty mall:


Where's Fast Eddies?

duddits
Dec 22, 2009

EG posted:

Here's a little more Americana from Alton.




And nothing more Americana than an empty mall:


Not sure how i missed this post, but I grew up in granite City, so this is all super familiar to me. I remember the decline of Alton square and how upset my dad was that we would have to start going to the 'black people mall (AKA St. Clair square)

Sloth Life
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!
Fallen Rib
What's New England like to visit (as someone from old england)? I'm used to mild slightly wet weather with no mozzies.

Waterbed Wendy
Jan 29, 2009

Sloth Life posted:

What's New England like to visit (as someone from old england)? I'm used to mild slightly wet weather with no mozzies.

I don't live in NE but i have family there and yes there are certainly mosquitoes there.

16-bit RDRAM
May 31, 2020

by angerbeet

Sloth Life posted:

What's New England like to visit (as someone from old england)? I'm used to mild slightly wet weather with no mozzies.

Visit the MA coast during spring and half the time you'll feel right at home

A Pack of Kobolds
Mar 23, 2007



Robo Reagan posted:

same but alabama and my grandpa

Is Alabama still the gayest place in the US, or has it changed in the 15 years since Bruno did a segment there?

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


My wife's hometown is great for the google maps restaurant touring stuff











On the way in you can enjoy this old abandoned cafe where someone broke the sign so it looks like it says "fuckin' chicken"

halokiller
Dec 28, 2008

Sisters Are Doin' It For Themselves


Sloth Life posted:

What's New England like to visit (as someone from old england)? I'm used to mild slightly wet weather with no mozzies.

Any town in a Stephen King novel full of Dunkin' Donuts.

halokiller fucked around with this message at 19:07 on Mar 5, 2021

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Sloth Life posted:

What's New England like to visit (as someone from old england)? I'm used to mild slightly wet weather with no mozzies.

It’s a large area that varies widely so gonna need some specifics, but

16-bit RDRAM posted:

Visit the MA coast during spring and half the time you'll feel right at home

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

Nova Scotia Canada is most like the UK in terms of weather, I think. Same jet stream effect, maybe less drizzly

Casu Marzu
Oct 20, 2008

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife's hometown is great for the google maps restaurant touring stuff




I just had to know what a chicken ball was and I was not expecting this






Apparently it's a ball of chicken and stuffing, deep fried, plopped on top of mashed potato, and drenched in gravy.

Maybe would?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Sounds edible.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Casu Marzu posted:

I just had to know what a chicken ball was and I was not expecting this






Apparently it's a ball of chicken and stuffing, deep fried, plopped on top of mashed potato, and drenched in gravy.

Maybe would?

I've eaten way worse. Seems bland but inoffensive.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
It's like a Crab Cake!

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Absolutely would provided it's seasoned right, that looks good

Bonzo
Mar 11, 2004

Just like Mama used to make it!
That looks like a tablespoon of chicken and 1 1/2 cups of Stove Top Stuffing

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Bonzo posted:

That looks like a tablespoon of chicken and 1 1/2 cups of Stove Top Stuffing

perfect.

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

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Bonzo posted:

That looks like a tablespoon of chicken and 1 1/2 cups of Stove Top Stuffing

little too rich for me then. :smith:

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LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:

My wife's hometown is great for the google maps restaurant touring stuff











On the way in you can enjoy this old abandoned cafe where someone broke the sign so it looks like it says "fuckin' chicken"



It's like there's so many towns in America where no one is under the age of 55. they aren't retirement communities, they just manifest people that continually look old no matter what age they really are.

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