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lol a good thigh slap gets a great reaction every time what are they thinking
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Record low ratings due to noisy body parts
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Mar 6, 2021 00:24
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Like getting mad that the sets of a play are obvious sets.
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Mar 6, 2021 00:27
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Unless this means all your matches are Dragunov vs Walter style chop fests you should probablg leave the thigh slaps where they are. A new fan might miss the trick in motion and not know how they did it, I remember being mystified watching 240p PWG clips wondering how they got those cracks on kicks. Learning some of the secrets of moves gives me something new to appreciate about the artform, and hiding those tricks is what the greats do best. Thigh slaps are far from being the worst display of artificiality in WWE and a ban does nothing but remove a bit of flavor that makes wrestling feel like wrestling. Why do they continuously try to mess with the formula like this?
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Mar 6, 2021 00:29
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“the dubya dubya e sux” - terry funk
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WWE should have live foley artists smashing various food products to simulate the desired battle sounds. they can be set up right next to the announcers and then every once in a while someone can go through the foley table and from then on none of the matches that night will have sound effects
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Mar 6, 2021 00:32
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Davros1 posted:Us: WWE doesn't have enough tag teams for a Women's Tag Team Title! This will be the twentieth title in WWE: RAW: WWE Championship RAW Tag Team Championship United States Championship RAW Women's Championship Smackdown: Universal Championship Smackdown Tag Team Championship Intercontinental Championship Smackdown Women's Championship NXT: NXT Championship NXT Tag Team Championship North American Championship NXT Women's Championship NXT Women's Tag Team Championship NXT UK NXT UK Championship NXT UK Tag Team Championship Heritage Cup NXT UK Women's Championship Cross-Brand Cruiserweight Championship 24/7 Championship Women's Tag Team Championship A whole load of gold, none of which means anything.
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:WWE should have live foley artists smashing various food products to simulate the desired battle sounds. they can be set up right next to the announcers and then every once in a while someone can go through the foley table and from then on none of the matches that night will have sound effects i can't find the clip on youtube, pretend i posted the old Cheap Seats bit with H. Jon Benjamin as a wrestling foley artist
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:WWE should have live foley I think he retired
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It sucks that NXT has to make their own tag titles for the women because Vince doesn't give a poo poo about NXT and decided after Charlotte won the title last year that they were never gonna cross over again. But on the other hand, the women won't get ruined by main roster booking and this will give more time to them.
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Mar 6, 2021 00:38
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:WWE should have live foley artists smashing various food products to simulate the desired battle sounds. they can be set up right next to the announcers and then every once in a while someone can go through the foley table and from then on none of the matches that night will have sound effects
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Mar 6, 2021 00:39
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They should have big 3D comic book words pop out from the supposed point of impact like BANG POW ZIP
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bebaloorpabopalo posted:WWE should have live foley artists smashing various food products to simulate the desired battle sounds. they can be set up right next to the announcers and then every once in a while someone can go through the foley table and from then on none of the matches that night will have sound effects Lmbo I legit thought this might be how they got the sound on some strikes when I was getting back into wrestling, watching a grainy video of a superkick with a huge SMACK in an echoey school gym and I was like "whoever is smashing two blocks of wood together backstage really has good timing with those kicks  "
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Mar 6, 2021 00:44
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they should ban standing in a huddled mass waiting to catch someone and falling down when no part of their body hits 50%+ of the people standing there
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They should go in the opposite direction and add thigh slaps to the 619
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I just love the idea that everything about WWE's production is garbage and their writing has been trash tier for years and pretty much everything about their programming is offensive to everyone watching it from a quality standpoint but we gotta outlaw thigh slaps lol
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Ibexaz posted:They should go in the opposite direction and add thigh slaps to the 619 Slap thighs midway through a suplex and drop the guy.
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Seams posted:They should have big 3D comic book words pop out from the supposed point of impact like BANG POW ZIP they tried that already, it was terrible. remember?
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showing up to the performance center like https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxwAvxMLXyU&t=60s
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Banning thigh slapping is hilarious but there are times when people make the slap SO obvious that everything just looks dumb. They should do some classes on how to better hide your slaps instead. Also, stop thigh-slapping when you do a headbutt. Ban that one.
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when someone does a headbutt both wrestlers should slam their knee into the other's as hard as they can
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My partner has only started watching wrestling with AEW and does not realize thigh slaps are fake, fear not though for I will never reveal the terrible secret of wrestling
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Prokhor Zakharov posted:My partner has only started watching wrestling with AEW and does not realize thigh slaps are fake, fear not though for I will never reveal the terrible secret of wrestling Even knowing they're fake, I still instinctively let out an "OHHH!" at a perfectly timed one
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Test nailing his big boot to a good thigh slap was loving great. Test, Test, this is a Test: pretty girl put your hand in my butt cheeks.
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https://heelbynature.com/wrestling-news/wwe-news/name-for-next-nxt-takeover-potentially-revealed-in-new-trademark-filing/ NXT: Stand And Deliver NXT: SAD
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Mar 6, 2021 02:19
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20 minutes into Smackdown. No wrestling yet
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Digital Jedi posted:20 minutes into Smackdown. No wrestling yet just came here to post this lol will they eclipse last week's 24 minutes ?
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they did
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Digital Jedi posted:20 minutes into Smackdown. No wrestling yet Make that 30.
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lmao almost 1/4 of the show has had 0 wrestling vvv just shy of the full 1/4
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I would rather see and hear a million obvious thigh slaps than a single sickening thud from two heads colliding
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why are they having this match now if theyre having it again in two weeks e: oh nvm. still graph fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Mar 6, 2021 |
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Mar 6, 2021 02:59
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Raskolnikov38 posted:yeah thigh slapping at least replicates the appropriate sound. stomping the mat just sounds like stomping the mat I always took stomping the mat as “he’s putting more behind that punch!” than anything else, like it even works in kayfabe.
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Lamuella posted:This will be the twentieth title in WWE: Don't they still have two of these?
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reggie isnt having a good night
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graph posted:reggie isnt having a good night Reggie is the audience’s avatar
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oh, wow. this huh
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Is this racist? This feels racist.
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I like that people are just posting in this thread because nobody bothered to make a Smackdown GDT
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